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as always, from a human perspective
Fahrenheit: 0 - cold. 100 - hot.
Celsius: 0 - cold. 100 - dead.
Kelvin: 0 - dead. 100 - also dead.
Fahrenheit: 0 - cold. 100 - hot.
Celsius: 0 - cold. 100 - dead.
Kelvin: 0 - dead. 100 - also dead.
Celsius is the scientist temperature measurement in that it’s the most conceptually coherent , Fahrenheit is the engineer temperature measurement in that it’s actually optimized to be useful for it’s main use case of communicating everyday temperatures.
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
as always, from a human perspective
Fahrenheit: 0 - cold. 100 - hot.
Celsius: 0 - cold. 100 - dead.
Kelvin: 0 - dead. 100 - also dead.
Fahrenheit: 0 - cold. 100 - hot.
Celsius: 0 - cold. 100 - dead.
Kelvin: 0 - dead. 100 - also dead.
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Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Every friend group needs:
* Short, fat one with a menacing glower
* Tall, thin one who uses big words incorrectly
* Nondescript one who keeps jumpscaring people
* One who's always talking about their "latest invention"
* Short, fat one with a menacing glower
* Tall, thin one who uses big words incorrectly
* Nondescript one who keeps jumpscaring people
* One who's always talking about their "latest invention"
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Every friend group needs:
* Short, fat one with a menacing glower
* Tall, thin one who uses big words incorrectly
* Nondescript one who keeps jumpscaring people
* One who's always talking about their "latest invention"
* Short, fat one with a menacing glower
* Tall, thin one who uses big words incorrectly
* Nondescript one who keeps jumpscaring people
* One who's always talking about their "latest invention"
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Ideal Shipping Dynamic #137 –
Character A: Okay, I'm not, like, Looking For A Relationship, but should the opportunity arise I would 100% suck your dick clean off your body. Just putting that out there.
Character B: Hey, that cloud looks like a rabbit.
Character A: Okay, I'm not, like, Looking For A Relationship, but should the opportunity arise I would 100% suck your dick clean off your body. Just putting that out there.
Character B: Hey, that cloud looks like a rabbit.
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Ideal Shipping Dynamic #137 –
Character A: Okay, I'm not, like, Looking For A Relationship, but should the opportunity arise I would 100% suck your dick clean off your body. Just putting that out there.
Character B: Hey, that cloud looks like a rabbit.
Character A: Okay, I'm not, like, Looking For A Relationship, but should the opportunity arise I would 100% suck your dick clean off your body. Just putting that out there.
Character B: Hey, that cloud looks like a rabbit.
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This is Heated Rivalry, for those who wanted a succinct summary before watching
Ideal Shipping Dynamic #137 –
Character A: Okay, I'm not, like, Looking For A Relationship, but should the opportunity arise I would 100% suck your dick clean off your body. Just putting that out there.
Character B: Hey, that cloud looks like a rabbit.
Character A: Okay, I'm not, like, Looking For A Relationship, but should the opportunity arise I would 100% suck your dick clean off your body. Just putting that out there.
Character B: Hey, that cloud looks like a rabbit.
February 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
This is Heated Rivalry, for those who wanted a succinct summary before watching
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Browsing my media collection today to see if there was anything worth a proper writeup in Eat God's "Inspirational Media" section that I'd overlooked, and I can't BELIEVE I forgot to include this one.
February 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Browsing my media collection today to see if there was anything worth a proper writeup in Eat God's "Inspirational Media" section that I'd overlooked, and I can't BELIEVE I forgot to include this one.
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Stepkid just toasted some naan and slathered it with French Onion dip.
ME: …is that…good?
KID: It seemed like a good idea so I tried it. It’s heaven.
ME: …
*Five Minutes Later*
ME: Oh shit, this is kind of amazing.
KID: I KNOW RIGHT?!
ME: …is that…good?
KID: It seemed like a good idea so I tried it. It’s heaven.
ME: …
*Five Minutes Later*
ME: Oh shit, this is kind of amazing.
KID: I KNOW RIGHT?!
February 15, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Stepkid just toasted some naan and slathered it with French Onion dip.
ME: …is that…good?
KID: It seemed like a good idea so I tried it. It’s heaven.
ME: …
*Five Minutes Later*
ME: Oh shit, this is kind of amazing.
KID: I KNOW RIGHT?!
ME: …is that…good?
KID: It seemed like a good idea so I tried it. It’s heaven.
ME: …
*Five Minutes Later*
ME: Oh shit, this is kind of amazing.
KID: I KNOW RIGHT?!
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The patchwork worldwide legal framework resulting from the ungrounded moral panic over people under 18 using the internet has a lot of us making extremely unpleasant choices. The blame lies on the governments mandating them.
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 AM
The patchwork worldwide legal framework resulting from the ungrounded moral panic over people under 18 using the internet has a lot of us making extremely unpleasant choices. The blame lies on the governments mandating them.
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Discord is a member of Netchoice, the trade organization that's fighting these laws in the US, and they've shown up for pretty much every lawsuit since they joined. I can't say for certain[1] but I HIGHLY doubt they are doing this because they want to.
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Discord is a member of Netchoice, the trade organization that's fighting these laws in the US, and they've shown up for pretty much every lawsuit since they joined. I can't say for certain[1] but I HIGHLY doubt they are doing this because they want to.
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While this absolutely sucks, we are going to see a lot more places implementing universal global age verification over this next year, because the number of states and countries legally requiring it has gotten to the point no one can keep up anymore.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 AM
While this absolutely sucks, we are going to see a lot more places implementing universal global age verification over this next year, because the number of states and countries legally requiring it has gotten to the point no one can keep up anymore.
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It’s cold out there. Stay cozy, frens
January 29, 2026 at 4:08 AM
It’s cold out there. Stay cozy, frens
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Ep 301 of Leverage Redemption S3 had a villa in France full of evil billionaires colluding to pillage trillions in public goods who were keeping a small town activist in the basement until they could execute her led by a guy who admired Putin, and we did not, in fact, go hard enough. Apologies.
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Ep 301 of Leverage Redemption S3 had a villa in France full of evil billionaires colluding to pillage trillions in public goods who were keeping a small town activist in the basement until they could execute her led by a guy who admired Putin, and we did not, in fact, go hard enough. Apologies.
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One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 AM
One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”
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Sometimes a walk on Dartmoor is a bit like passing through a curtain in reality that leads directly into a fairy tale.
www.tom-cox.com/the-village-...
www.tom-cox.com/the-village-...
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Sometimes a walk on Dartmoor is a bit like passing through a curtain in reality that leads directly into a fairy tale.
www.tom-cox.com/the-village-...
www.tom-cox.com/the-village-...
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I HAVE AN ANOMALOCARIS ON MY DESK
THIS IS MY GUY
LOOKIT HIM, MY GUY
THIS IS MY GUY
LOOKIT HIM, MY GUY
February 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I HAVE AN ANOMALOCARIS ON MY DESK
THIS IS MY GUY
LOOKIT HIM, MY GUY
THIS IS MY GUY
LOOKIT HIM, MY GUY
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This is Porter. He does not know why this odd-looking hamster keeps trying to fight him. Only a little bit worried about his ankles. 12/10 for both (TT: ashleydawn406)
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
This is Porter. He does not know why this odd-looking hamster keeps trying to fight him. Only a little bit worried about his ankles. 12/10 for both (TT: ashleydawn406)
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
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“Give us the gate key.”
Boydog, what are you talking about, we don’t even have a gate—
“Fezzik. Tear his arms off.”
Boydog, what are you talking about, we don’t even have a gate—
“Fezzik. Tear his arms off.”
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
“Give us the gate key.”
Boydog, what are you talking about, we don’t even have a gate—
“Fezzik. Tear his arms off.”
Boydog, what are you talking about, we don’t even have a gate—
“Fezzik. Tear his arms off.”
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Can confirm
There was also an orange cat at that temple, so of course I have a photo to pay the tax (plus an extra for VAT)
There was also an orange cat at that temple, so of course I have a photo to pay the tax (plus an extra for VAT)
February 6, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Can confirm
There was also an orange cat at that temple, so of course I have a photo to pay the tax (plus an extra for VAT)
There was also an orange cat at that temple, so of course I have a photo to pay the tax (plus an extra for VAT)
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Robot character who gets blown up in every episode in a way that's initially played for laughs, but it later transpires that they're actually really bothered by it and just didn't say anything because anybody else getting blown up would have been a lot worse, so really it's better this way, right?
February 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Robot character who gets blown up in every episode in a way that's initially played for laughs, but it later transpires that they're actually really bothered by it and just didn't say anything because anybody else getting blown up would have been a lot worse, so really it's better this way, right?
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Brother Mort liked the peace and solitude of his herb garden but even so a visit from Sister Dot and her latest tranche of dirty jokes rarely went unappreciated
February 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Brother Mort liked the peace and solitude of his herb garden but even so a visit from Sister Dot and her latest tranche of dirty jokes rarely went unappreciated
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OMFG Green's is now available online for free
The Largest Historical Dictionary of English Slang Now Free Online: Covers 500 Years of the “Vulgar Tongue”
The Largest Historical Dictionary of English Slang Now Free Online: Covers 500 Years of the “Vulgar Tongue”
'The three volumes of Green's Dictionary of Slang demonstrate the sheer scope of a lifetime of research by Jonathon Green, the leading slang lexicographer of our time. A remarkable collection of this ...
www.openculture.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 AM
OMFG Green's is now available online for free
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He's actually really good at his job too
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
He's actually really good at his job too
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my favorite plumeria in our yard, a turmeric flower, our star fruit tree is loaded with fruits for the first time and the pathway to our secret garden. I just love what we’ve done to our yard. ♥️ 🌺
August 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
my favorite plumeria in our yard, a turmeric flower, our star fruit tree is loaded with fruits for the first time and the pathway to our secret garden. I just love what we’ve done to our yard. ♥️ 🌺