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joneshowdareyou.bsky.social
Acknowledging Horses Birthday 2025 🥳
August 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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adamcsharp.bsky.social
As for my favourite spoonerized business name, it will never not be this furniture showroom in New Zealand...
Sign for furniture showroom that reads SHACK OF SIT
July 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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fakehistoryhunter.net
From my collection; a lovely little Dutch publication for our liberators, 1945.
It's funny but also quite touching.
You can almost feel the relief, happiness and hope for the future.
Thanks and apologies mixed with tears of joy.
Worth a read:
July 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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davidho.bsky.social
I used to think I was Calvin, but I think I’ve become the Dad.
A three-panel comic strip featuring a boy speaking to his dad about a traffic safety poster slogan, his dad on a bicycle ranting about drivers, and the boy deciding to ask his mom instead.
April 6, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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bellechere.bsky.social
I couldn't NOT do this.
A tabby cat that's meowing or yawning and reaching out towards the camera, looking generally surprised, has been photoshopped into the still from Die Hard where Hans Gruber is falling off Nakatomi Tower.
June 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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pbfcomics.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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drpiss.bsky.social
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April 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager. Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?” Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer” Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes. Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow. Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat. Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
May 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
A comic, which opens with a frog on a lily leaf thinking to themselves "I hope a princess kisses me some day." There is a quick beat in the following panel, as the frog thinks what to say next. The frog closes their eyes, a blush on their face, as they think "Or a prince." The final panel reveals more of the frog's surroundings, as they end the comic by thinking "I just really enjoy a good smooch."
June 1, 2023 at 10:46 AM
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wsebag.bsky.social
Jordan Peterson on lasagne
May 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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ketanjoshi.co
In case you haven't seen it yet: the Oilwell app will help you relax and deal with the anxiety of this modern age. I use it every day - my favourite is

"Oil Drilling Ambience
Extract oil, extract stress. Then pump it into the atmosphere"

oilwell.app/about
MEDITATE FOCUS VISUALIZE MOVE Smog Breathing Exercise Let go of your attachment to breathable air. PLAY Drought Meditation Turn a cluttered mind into a barren empty space. PLAY Lifeless Rock Visualization Make peace with an inevitable future. PLAY Endless Growth Affirmation Breathe in profit, breathe out responsibility. PLAY Third Eye of the Storm Experience Category 5 relaxation. PLAY Drowning Mindfully Learn to float with the rising ride. PLAY Drift off to climate chaos Blend the sounds of extreme weather to make your perfect good night noise Start Mixing Sleep Sounds Track your rising anxiety Learn to accept your existential angst by keeping a daily log of your mood Log mood Mood Tracker
May 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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cathywilcox.bsky.social
A new leader!
My @smh cartoon.
Hot air balloon with Liberal Party logo. Background shows Parliament House Canberra. Susan Ley in balloon basket with Ted O’Brien and others. Ley: “Up up and AWAY!”. But balloon is weighed down with rocks marked: NUCLEAR, SCIENCE DENIAL, NATIONALS, MISOGYNY, NET ZERO, MAGA, YOUTH.
May 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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goldingcartoons.bsky.social
Completerebűild. Today’s @theage cartoon
May 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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ketanjoshi.co
Not only is this true, there are 33 whole-ass mentions of this in the script and each one is freaking hilarious

whills.nu/4/sw4.html#h...
She hands him a dish, and he grunts an embarrassed reply. BERU (CONT'D) Luke, you've hardly touched your dinner. Have some bum-bum extract. It's very mild. OWEN (to Luke) The force of the Bogan is strong, and if you don't feel you can make it, you probably won't. LUKE I've never even been past this planet...and I never thought I'd be going alone. Suddenly I feel very small -- and well...desperate. LUKE Because a terrible thing happened. During one of his lessons a young PADAWAN-JEDI, a boy named Darklighter, came to know the evil half of the force, and fell victim to the spell of the dreaded Bogan. He ran away from his instructor and taught the evil ways of the Bogan Force to a clan of Sith pirates, who then spread untold misery throughout the systems. They became the per- sonal bodyguards of the Emperor. The Jedi were hunted down by these deadly Sith knights. With every Jedi death, contact with the Ashla grows weaker, and the force of the Bogan grows more powerful. LUKE No, no, there's a debris chute. It's the Bogan force making you feel that way. Don't give up hope...fight it! HAN It's no use, it's no use. The giant hinge bolts on the blast-shield door begin to pop as the force of the Sith knights grows stronger. Luke fires off a rapid series of shots and half-drags Han to the small grate in the wall. LUKE Well, we're going anyway. Think of good things. Drive the Bogan from your mind. 18. INT. REBEL SPACEFIGHTER - COCKPIT CORRIDOR Deak Starkiller cuts down several troops who make a fren- zied, suicidal charge with laser swords. TROOPS The Bogan! The Bogan! They are no match for the incredibly agile young Jedi. For an eerie moment, all is deathly quiet as a huge darker figure appears in the sub-hallway. The remaining stormtroopers bow low toward the doorway. An awesome, seven-foot BLACK KNIGHT OF THE SITH makes his way into the blinding light of the cock- pit area. This is LORD DARTH VADER, right hand to the MASTER OF THE SITH. His sinister face is partially obscured by his flowing black robes and grotesque breath mask, which are in sharp contrast to the fascist white armored suits of the Imperial stormtroopers. The troops instinctively back away from the imposing warrior.
May 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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strangerous.bsky.social
Shalailah Medhora says what everyone is thinking,
“Don’t you think it’s kind of wild that we have this situation where the Liberal Party & the Coalition looked at it’s loss & went, ‘maybe we need to go more to the Right, maybe that’s what will appeal to people’”🔥💯#Auspol
May 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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levisatyrane.bsky.social
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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rowecartoon.bsky.social
May 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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ronnisalt.bsky.social
One of the best 3 minutes of your life will be spent watching this. It's powerful stuff

Atlas Network - the subversive people manipulating and controlling public debate and holding Australia back from its full potential. #AusVotes2025

Credit: Regenerators
Full vid: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecqD...
April 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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guggenheim.bsky.social
Composition by Piet Mondrian, 1916 #artbots #guggenheim
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137227
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection © 2007 Mondrian/Holtzman Trust
April 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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chaser.com.au
"They say trust is earned and my family has earned a lot of money, so I'm clearly worthy of my trusts" said Dutton.

Read more: chaser.com.au/national/dut...
Dutton denies being untrustworthy, "I have plenty of trusts"
April 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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thejuicemedia.com
The Australien Government and the Opposition have made an ad about minority government, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative. #auspol #2025election
Honest Government Ad | Minority Government
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
www.youtube.com
March 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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scottlimbrick.bsky.social
and here in the studio we are just now learning that katy perry has been replaced by an identical katy perry that knocked on the outside of the blue origin capsule
April 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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extremetemps.bsky.social
EXTRAORDINARY EVENT IN AUSTRALIA
41C in the Southern coast at Red Rocks Point
We are witnessing something unbelievable in the middle of autumn with temperatures 13C above the summer average.

Records are being pulverized allover Oceania
Climatic history rewritten
Updates later
April 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
O Bother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Winnie the Pooh, Tigger and Piglet running away from Rabbit's prison farm.
September 29, 2024 at 12:27 PM