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pickin up your girl in the golf cart later
don't like the creepy ass Airbnb commercial that has a pic of a kid goofing next to his sleeping parents who is supposed to have taken that pic man it's weird!!!
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
exception for travel lol
Your honor, I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future.
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 AM
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AOC to @premthakker.bsky.social: Pam Bondi was behaving so erratically at a hearing today because she knows she’s implicated in a cover-up to protect a pedophile ring by redacting perpetrators’ names, withholding files, and unexplainably transferring Ghislaine Maxwell to a cushy facility.
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
gotta remember sometimes that this is what you are allowed to do with 1.5%
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
appeal what? it was directly appropriated! it is SPENT
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
U.S. Boat Strike Kills 2 in Pacific, With One Survivor
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
oh interesting i wonder if any other bands did a quarter of a show tonight around the country
Turning Point USA’s streamed concert that was pitched as a conservative alternative to Bad Bunny’s main event paid tribute to Charlie Kirk, the group’s late founder. Kid Rock headlined the event.
An alternative halftime show pays tribute to Charlie Kirk.
Kid Rock was the headliner at the streamed concert pitched as a conservative alternative to Bad Bunny’s main event at the Super Bowl on Sunday night.
nyti.ms
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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The beautiful game
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
that kinda superbowl where you get hyped about a first down
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I could read 10k fake books "written" by fake writers or I could just read Austerlitz again why would I ever not take the second option
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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Consider all the drivers, hotel staff, and restaurant staff that these people have exposed while taking their annual victory lap around ending the right to an abortion
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Concentration camps:

“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
lataco.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
i have no experience in journalism and i would be a better owner lol
Breaking — Will Lewis out at the Washington Post. He just sent this email to staff (shared with me by staffer):
February 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
i love my beautiful paperbacks
In terms of paper waste, maybe, but ebooks aren'tthe solution. Speaking as a librarian, ebooks are the bane of my fucking existence. I can buy 10 MMPB for the cost of 1 restricted access temporary license ebook. See:
bsky.app/profile/book...
Mass market paperbacks that were unsold within 90 or 120 days had their covers stripped (as proof of destruction) then were pulped. Up to 50% of the print run would be destroyed this way. Horribly wasteful: we're MUCH better off with ebooks as the cheap/disposable reading format of choice.
February 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Bad Pedophile - The Onion
🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM