apeckofpickles.bsky.social
@apeckofpickles.bsky.social
It really was a mistake that is nerds won. I’m ready to go back to rule by the popular kids in high school.
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
A ridiculous quote to say with a straight face after 9 years of Republicans consistently doing the politically unpopular thing just because Donald Trump told them to.
This, from Tim Kaine is HILARIOUS:
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Yamamoto now kids’ favorite pitcher because he won 6-7
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Charleston Chaw
change one letter, ruin a candy:

Death English Toffee Bar
change one letter, ruin a candy:

Peppermint Potty
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
@kimmasters.bsky.social Did Sony, or whoever owns the rights these days, approve this?

Just want to know if I should be mad at someone other than ICE
You have a duty, American.

JOIN.ICE.GOV
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Sums up my feelings on Peacock.
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
And not even a reboot kills then. First activity on restarting is ctrl-shift-t until they’re all open again.
Tabs are an archive.
October 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Aloha, Oregon
Sequim, Washington
Newark, Delaware
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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before and after hegseth's directive
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ridiculous. Process is always “rediculous…no, it is ridicule so it is ridiculous.”
Hello, I'm a professional author and I can never spell permanently or camouflage on the first try.

Come, make me feel better and share your nemesis words.
September 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We’re definitely in an intellectual place as a society that 24 hours later it no longer matters who they arrest for Kirk’s murder or why they did it.

Because everybody answered those questions yesterday and no new information will change any minds.
September 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK jr.
September 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This is a very weird statement made less weird if I read the first part as saying (without actually saying) GE WASN’T DRUNK!

So of course I now assume he was drunk (though not even clear if he was driving).
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
August 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I agree. They’re all dead and even if not, a group of 24 people can’t really have a conversation.
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m this old. And I acquired as a bonus from selling meat sticks door-to-door (with no parental accompaniment) as a 2nd grade fundraiser.
July 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@drainbead.bsky.social I’m convinced. Have a room you can spare?
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When we all got on twitter in 2009 we tried to shake the joke that it was just a place to tell everybody what you had for lunch.

Now we all wish we could just use it to tell people what we had for lunch.
anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane
July 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Incentive here is for Trump to prove it wasn’t a bribe by still not approving the merger.

Bribes are illegal, sacrificial offerings in hopes of godly beneficence is not.
This looks like bribery in plain sight.

Paramount folded at the same time it needs Trump's approval for a billion-dollar merger.

I’m calling for an investigation into whether any anti-bribery laws were broken, and I'm working on a new bill to rein in this kind of corruption.
Paramount agrees to pay $16 million to settle Trump's CBS ‘60 Minutes' lawsuit
President Trump had filed a $20 billion lawsuit claiming a ‘60 Minutes' interview with then-Vice President Kamala Harris was manipulated to show her in a flattering light. Trump alleged the news inte...
www.latimes.com
July 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Don’t know why, but apparent @sfbart is free this morning.
July 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
That s stat is for the Biden presidency, not Trump.

But Biden would probably agree this is a bad thing to do and it happened anyway. Imagine what’s happening when the people in charge—at best—don’t care if it does.
June 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You’re allowed to murder the kidnappers in one of these photos. Wish there was a way to tell which one while it was happening.
June 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ted Cruz consuses the audience not knowing the answer with the characters not. And here he’s a character.

I don’t know how many people are on the Death Star. The people who made the decision to attack it probably did.
June 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Josh Blackman is going to be so conflicted.
Trump turns heel on the Federalist Society
May 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM