Altered Cabrón
@apoliteadult.bsky.social
Creator of the long running YouTube series "Cult Classics: Heaven's Gate" where I create every member of Heaven's Gate in The Sims 4
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Good news for my zork heads out there. #Zork
Microsoft makes Zork open-source.
The original Zork I, Zork II, and Zork III games are now available under the MIT license. Microsoft, Xbox, and Activision have teamed up to preserve the clever Z-Machine engine that powered the Zork g...
www.theverge.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Good news for my zork heads out there. #Zork
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/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra
Incredible things happening on instagram
July 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Incredible things happening on instagram
Me watching gundam wing for the first time as an eleven year old
May 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Me watching gundam wing for the first time as an eleven year old
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Derek Jeter, Author of The Art of Swinging discussing Diddy Parties
May 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Derek Jeter, Author of The Art of Swinging discussing Diddy Parties
They call it the bird website for a reason, folks.
May 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
They call it the bird website for a reason, folks.
@bencollins.bsky.social Hi Ben, I heard you on the Defector podcast and I wanted to let you know that after a brief wilderness period, the Chop Suey Sandwich has returned to Salem Willows.
May 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social Hi Ben, I heard you on the Defector podcast and I wanted to let you know that after a brief wilderness period, the Chop Suey Sandwich has returned to Salem Willows.
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no, Oizo is the name of the artist. you're thinking of Oizo's Muppet
April 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
no, Oizo is the name of the artist. you're thinking of Oizo's Muppet
Mohammed bin Salman in City of the Wolves when?
April 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Mohammed bin Salman in City of the Wolves when?
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
AI is so powerful
January 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
AI is so powerful
Business casual bathrobe
January 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Business casual bathrobe
Love to get Instagram push notifications from people I do not follow.
December 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Love to get Instagram push notifications from people I do not follow.
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[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun
December 11, 2024 at 3:33 PM
[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun
Has anyone asked Morrissey for his opinions on the CEO shooting yet?
December 7, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Has anyone asked Morrissey for his opinions on the CEO shooting yet?
I had a dream about the future of American transportation. Traveling orbs for every American.
December 1, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I had a dream about the future of American transportation. Traveling orbs for every American.
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The DeLorean is known for going 88 miles an hour. This is because it's creator (John DeLorean) was racist.
December 1, 2024 at 9:57 PM
The DeLorean is known for going 88 miles an hour. This is because it's creator (John DeLorean) was racist.
I aged ten thousand years in one minute.
November 23, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I aged ten thousand years in one minute.
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Sorry I missed your call. I was discovering an assortment of crystalline wonders
November 17, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Sorry I missed your call. I was discovering an assortment of crystalline wonders
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[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court
i see your cybertruck at hooters and raise you cybertruck at family court
November 23, 2024 at 4:34 AM
[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court
I can feel myself entering the zone.
November 23, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I can feel myself entering the zone.
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