Jonah Gregory
@arealjonah.bsky.social
A non-binary He/They. Find my projects here: https://linktr.ee/jonahgregory
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See you soon, America
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
See you soon, America
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"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"...Newsom has vetoed our menopause bill, not one but two years in a row. But that's OK, because he's not going to be governor forever. And with the way he's overlooked women, half the population, by devaluing us in midlife, he probably should not be our next president either."
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
youtu.be/603NmGNkfqY
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I'm going to meet him and I'm going to ask him why the Shrine Of The Silver Monkey did what it did to people.
December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm going to meet him and I'm going to ask him why the Shrine Of The Silver Monkey did what it did to people.
I played this a few weeks ago and it is currently my favorite visual novel.
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I played this a few weeks ago and it is currently my favorite visual novel.
Me opening this app every morning: "I can't wait to see how the stupidest people alive are making life for my friends and family worse today!"
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Me opening this app every morning: "I can't wait to see how the stupidest people alive are making life for my friends and family worse today!"
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My wife pointed out that ending of the new Frankenstein movie near the north pole opens up for a sequel where Frankensteins monster saves Christmas or becomes Santa Claus
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My wife pointed out that ending of the new Frankenstein movie near the north pole opens up for a sequel where Frankensteins monster saves Christmas or becomes Santa Claus
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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Just a reminder that I’m on the left coast this week!!! if you’re in the Seattle area, come watch watch me fight a sexy man!!! 🥰😍😍 @sosprowrestling.bsky.social
⚡️ THE NATIVE BEAST NYLA ROSE DEBUTS 🙌
The former AEW Women’s Champion will be facing The Butler (who always seems to be extra festive🎄 this time of year)
📍 Cannonball Arts, Seattle
📅 Sat, Dec 6th
⌚️ Doors 630/730pm Bell
@nylarosebeast.bsky.social
The former AEW Women’s Champion will be facing The Butler (who always seems to be extra festive🎄 this time of year)
📍 Cannonball Arts, Seattle
📅 Sat, Dec 6th
⌚️ Doors 630/730pm Bell
@nylarosebeast.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just a reminder that I’m on the left coast this week!!! if you’re in the Seattle area, come watch watch me fight a sexy man!!! 🥰😍😍 @sosprowrestling.bsky.social
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Louie waiting for someone to give him pizza (we had pizza).
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Louie waiting for someone to give him pizza (we had pizza).
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lonely rolling star ⭐️
October 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
lonely rolling star ⭐️
Doom Guy inspired gear in Helldivers 2 is pretty sick. The double barrelled shotgun rocks.
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Doom Guy inspired gear in Helldivers 2 is pretty sick. The double barrelled shotgun rocks.
Louie waiting for someone to give him pizza (we had pizza).
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Louie waiting for someone to give him pizza (we had pizza).
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Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"
NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"
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Posting my Spotify Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Posting my Spotify Wrapped
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Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin
September 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin
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Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
Our cat Tali has become more mischievous since our elder cat passed earlier this year. They didn't get along the best, mostly just tolerated each out.
Now I'm wondering if Kaylee was secretly keeping her in line all along.
Now I'm wondering if Kaylee was secretly keeping her in line all along.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Our cat Tali has become more mischievous since our elder cat passed earlier this year. They didn't get along the best, mostly just tolerated each out.
Now I'm wondering if Kaylee was secretly keeping her in line all along.
Now I'm wondering if Kaylee was secretly keeping her in line all along.
We share a bathroom with the other offices in this building and someone did a paint job in the men’s room.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We share a bathroom with the other offices in this building and someone did a paint job in the men’s room.
"Why Licking Boots Tastes Great, Actually"
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December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"Why Licking Boots Tastes Great, Actually"
Bought it on my lunch break.
Now the big question: Do I read it like a "normal" book, or actually read it a song a day throughout next year?
Now the big question: Do I read it like a "normal" book, or actually read it a song a day throughout next year?
as we approach noon on publication day for my new book of lyrics & commentary I can’t help thinking that you should totally buy my book
thisyearbook.com
thisyearbook.com
This Year - John Darnielle
From New York Times bestselling author and Mountain Goats’ singer/songwriter John Darnielle—“a master at building suspense” (Los Angeles Times)—comes an epic, gripping novel about murder, truth, artis...
thisyearbook.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bought it on my lunch break.
Now the big question: Do I read it like a "normal" book, or actually read it a song a day throughout next year?
Now the big question: Do I read it like a "normal" book, or actually read it a song a day throughout next year?
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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I honestly think the most beautiful word invented in the modern era is "Hamburglar"
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I honestly think the most beautiful word invented in the modern era is "Hamburglar"