Ash10R
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Ash10R
@ash10r.bsky.social
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you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,026,914!
September 29, 2024 at 11:17 AM
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“Don’t trust everything you read on the internet.”

AI search results: what if I did tho
May 23, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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Hello, 911? He’s back. Yeah, on his pony. Sticking feathers in his hat, calling it macaroni
February 25, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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Happy Circulatory System Wandering Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!
November 10, 2023 at 12:53 PM
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ME: welcome to my man cave.

PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling it that.
October 8, 2023 at 10:37 PM
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September 30, 2023 at 2:46 AM
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Poltergeists were invented when husbands didn't want to admit that they'd come home drunk at 3 am and made a huge loud mess in the kitchen, so they made up a weird little guy for their wives to get mad at
September 26, 2023 at 4:06 PM
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The difference between Sci-fi and fantasy is that if you like Sci-fi you're a fucking nerd and if you like fantasy you're a fucking geek.
September 21, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip inside my skull
July 2, 2023 at 6:24 PM
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Honestly there are worse things that can happen to an American politician during a play
September 16, 2023 at 12:59 PM