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still thinking
these people have the succession theme song playing at their wedding 🤩
April 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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i dont think i could write something as good and funny as “Misbehavin’” if i had 100 years. which is frankly not a problem because i dont have to. all i have to do is write Poop Wax on a thermos and take a swig out of it everytime a viewer tips me $9. this is actually more sustainable
March 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Let's be really really clear. The Trump admin chose a Palestinian activist as the target of its first lawless political detention precisely BECAUSE they believe that will split the opposition.

If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.
March 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
what’s with the women in his life having a hard on for his inadequacy?
Here's Elon playing Diablo 4, via a video by Shivon Zilis, Neuralink exec and mother of three of his children.

He played 17 hours on Christmas Eve 2023 but she said he "took breaks for family meals and Xmas presents ... Was a joy to see him having so much fun"
February 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
say yes yo
i love artificial intelligence
February 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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call your senator
February 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Guy who spent the past four years feverishly scanning government websites so he could blame every fire, earthquake, bridge collapse, and hurricane on the closest nearby woman/black person/gay person so he could call them a DEI hire: look now is not the time for blame.
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the average american shouldn’t have to know what mtvs the challenge is
Catching up on the disaster last night and seeing a guy from Real World Road Rules explaining that normally planes don't run into things
January 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
my coworker is going to the joint chiropractic after work…. girl you’re in mia thorntons hands now… you’re in danger
January 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
just the claps
just the claps
January 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
modestly hot female homsar is a dream halloween costume for me i just don’t wanna spend the night explaining to people what i am
January 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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As ICE targets undocumented people in and around my city, I am proud of Chicago organizers and community members who are working to protect our neighbors. If you are discouraged in these times, remember that people of conscience are taking action and that there are many ways you can join them.
January 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I'll say this for the Carnegies and Rockefellers: they'd have had this thing murdered
January 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
The 605.
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
whoever invented corporate retreats/conferences needs to be tried at the hague
January 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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while musk’s fanbois and the ADL tap dance around it, the German papers call it what it is
January 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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You have to extend grace and good faith to the richest human being in world history but everyone protesting Gaza is clearly doing it because they love Hamas
January 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
today i put on an old comedy bang bang episode where one of the guests worked on a project with neil gaiman and the other guest is playing david lynch
January 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
cashier told me i look like emma watson and now i can’t stop looking in the mirror imagining if that was even remotely true
January 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM