The Life of an Ashhole
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Just doing mom and wife and Pilates things while reading and hiking.
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December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Same, my man. Same.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Same, my man. Same.
🤣 @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
🤣 @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
Ouch 🤣🤣
Instagram attacking this morning.
Instagram attacking this morning.
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Ouch 🤣🤣
Instagram attacking this morning.
Instagram attacking this morning.
This boy said “daddy, I don’t know how to make my brain not like them. What do I do?”
NONE OF YOU AHOLES WARNED ME ABOUT HAVING A RIDICULOUSLY EMPATHETIC CHILD AND WHAT THIS MEANS.
I’m crying still bc his little world changed today learning about bad people.
NONE OF YOU AHOLES WARNED ME ABOUT HAVING A RIDICULOUSLY EMPATHETIC CHILD AND WHAT THIS MEANS.
I’m crying still bc his little world changed today learning about bad people.
Background: J has been obsessed with flags and geography. He learned that Russia was the biggest so he’s be preoccupied by it. Fast forward to his haircut today. He tells the lady, “I want to tell you something. My favorite country is Russia.” I quickly stammer an explanation.
Her: mmmmmhmmmmm
Her: mmmmmhmmmmm
a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie
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December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This boy said “daddy, I don’t know how to make my brain not like them. What do I do?”
NONE OF YOU AHOLES WARNED ME ABOUT HAVING A RIDICULOUSLY EMPATHETIC CHILD AND WHAT THIS MEANS.
I’m crying still bc his little world changed today learning about bad people.
NONE OF YOU AHOLES WARNED ME ABOUT HAVING A RIDICULOUSLY EMPATHETIC CHILD AND WHAT THIS MEANS.
I’m crying still bc his little world changed today learning about bad people.
Lmdao this is my favorite time of the year. J is taking over our music recaps. Best.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lmdao this is my favorite time of the year. J is taking over our music recaps. Best.
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My prediction.
The Epstein files will not be released. They will be leaked. By a woman as there are no brave men left.
The Epstein files will not be released. They will be leaked. By a woman as there are no brave men left.
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
My prediction.
The Epstein files will not be released. They will be leaked. By a woman as there are no brave men left.
The Epstein files will not be released. They will be leaked. By a woman as there are no brave men left.
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Why do they keep making new music when the best stuff all came out when I was a teen?
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why do they keep making new music when the best stuff all came out when I was a teen?
I am so tired of being cold all of the time. Before these kids and losing all this weight I was the b who was sweating in the snow. Like it never mattered. I was always hot.
Not. I’m bringing jackets and blankets everywhere. I’m not someone who is mentally ready for this 💀🤣
Not. I’m bringing jackets and blankets everywhere. I’m not someone who is mentally ready for this 💀🤣
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I am so tired of being cold all of the time. Before these kids and losing all this weight I was the b who was sweating in the snow. Like it never mattered. I was always hot.
Not. I’m bringing jackets and blankets everywhere. I’m not someone who is mentally ready for this 💀🤣
Not. I’m bringing jackets and blankets everywhere. I’m not someone who is mentally ready for this 💀🤣
I’m lol-ing so hard over this.
I’d also like to add the folks who consume this garbage do to. Hot take I guess 💀🤣
I’d also like to add the folks who consume this garbage do to. Hot take I guess 💀🤣
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’m lol-ing so hard over this.
I’d also like to add the folks who consume this garbage do to. Hot take I guess 💀🤣
I’d also like to add the folks who consume this garbage do to. Hot take I guess 💀🤣
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Luckily Texas A+M fans are normal and they’ll probably process this okay and there won’t be, for instance, hundreds of freshmen ordered to shave off all their body hair to please some freak cult superstition tonight
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Luckily Texas A+M fans are normal and they’ll probably process this okay and there won’t be, for instance, hundreds of freshmen ordered to shave off all their body hair to please some freak cult superstition tonight
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Starting Saturday please be aware that my personality is Arch Manning is my QB.
August 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Starting Saturday please be aware that my personality is Arch Manning is my QB.
We got this book for the boys and J is obsessed.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
We got this book for the boys and J is obsessed.
I’m having deviled eggs for breakfast and Sam is having pecan pie.
AFTER we fed our children pancakes, waffles and fruit.
Winning 🤣🤣🤣
AFTER we fed our children pancakes, waffles and fruit.
Winning 🤣🤣🤣
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m having deviled eggs for breakfast and Sam is having pecan pie.
AFTER we fed our children pancakes, waffles and fruit.
Winning 🤣🤣🤣
AFTER we fed our children pancakes, waffles and fruit.
Winning 🤣🤣🤣
The peace I have today with no family arguments to heal from is so unmatched.
I love the life we have created. Nothing to heal from. Amazing.
I love the life we have created. Nothing to heal from. Amazing.
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The peace I have today with no family arguments to heal from is so unmatched.
I love the life we have created. Nothing to heal from. Amazing.
I love the life we have created. Nothing to heal from. Amazing.
Our Halloween kittens are hanging on our back porch now and waiting for us every day. I love them. They still won’t let me touch them and that makes me want to puke 🤣💀.
Don’t they know they’ll be gods in this house if they stop sprinting away from me!?
Don’t they know they’ll be gods in this house if they stop sprinting away from me!?
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Our Halloween kittens are hanging on our back porch now and waiting for us every day. I love them. They still won’t let me touch them and that makes me want to puke 🤣💀.
Don’t they know they’ll be gods in this house if they stop sprinting away from me!?
Don’t they know they’ll be gods in this house if they stop sprinting away from me!?
J over our pumpkin pie… totally out of nowhere:
“daddy, I’m cooler than you and your brother.”
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“daddy, I’m cooler than you and your brother.”
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November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
J over our pumpkin pie… totally out of nowhere:
“daddy, I’m cooler than you and your brother.”
💀💀💀 @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
“daddy, I’m cooler than you and your brother.”
💀💀💀 @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
G just came up to me and said “mommy. I want to go to New York.”
SIR. ME TOO.
He is 2 1/2 years old lmfao. What 🤣 I love him
SIR. ME TOO.
He is 2 1/2 years old lmfao. What 🤣 I love him
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
G just came up to me and said “mommy. I want to go to New York.”
SIR. ME TOO.
He is 2 1/2 years old lmfao. What 🤣 I love him
SIR. ME TOO.
He is 2 1/2 years old lmfao. What 🤣 I love him
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Traditional artists always need grounds. Always. ALWAYS.
Little kids go through loose paper and cheap sketchbooks like they go through potato chips.
Adults: whatever canvas, panel, paper, or notebook they usually use, I promise they need more of it.
Little kids go through loose paper and cheap sketchbooks like they go through potato chips.
Adults: whatever canvas, panel, paper, or notebook they usually use, I promise they need more of it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Traditional artists always need grounds. Always. ALWAYS.
Little kids go through loose paper and cheap sketchbooks like they go through potato chips.
Adults: whatever canvas, panel, paper, or notebook they usually use, I promise they need more of it.
Little kids go through loose paper and cheap sketchbooks like they go through potato chips.
Adults: whatever canvas, panel, paper, or notebook they usually use, I promise they need more of it.
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I'm not going to drink, idiot. Trying to touch some boobs.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm not going to drink, idiot. Trying to touch some boobs.
3 people who all needed new glasses in the same month was super silly planning for us but wow it’s nice to see again 🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
3 people who all needed new glasses in the same month was super silly planning for us but wow it’s nice to see again 🤣🤣
So we noticed I’d been super distracted for like a week now. I’m training at work, appts. Just weird week. So today’s only objective was mom play all day. At bedtime J grabbed my face and said “thank you for being my fun mommy. You’re a good woman!” And went to sleep. 😍😭 this little angel.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So we noticed I’d been super distracted for like a week now. I’m training at work, appts. Just weird week. So today’s only objective was mom play all day. At bedtime J grabbed my face and said “thank you for being my fun mommy. You’re a good woman!” And went to sleep. 😍😭 this little angel.
Lego Sunday was a hit.
These are so cool. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
These are so cool. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lego Sunday was a hit.
These are so cool. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
These are so cool. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social
Let’s do it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Let’s do it.