Ashley Burns
@ashleyboourns.bsky.social
America, god bless you if it’s good to you.
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It is surprising to me that none of the major platforms have actual _parental control_ features so that we can limit the amount of time that our parents can spend online, and which apps they’re allowed to use. I don’t worry about my teenager’s use of the internet at all, just my octogenarian dad’s.
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It is surprising to me that none of the major platforms have actual _parental control_ features so that we can limit the amount of time that our parents can spend online, and which apps they’re allowed to use. I don’t worry about my teenager’s use of the internet at all, just my octogenarian dad’s.
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Classic Jim Henson ad.
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Classic Jim Henson ad.
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My generation's M*A*S*H
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My generation's M*A*S*H
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"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
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It is utterly catastrophic that RFK Jr. plans to end CDC recommendations for most childhood vaccines.
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It is utterly catastrophic that RFK Jr. plans to end CDC recommendations for most childhood vaccines.
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
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My thoughts on the DNC refusing to release a 2024 autopsy
December 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My thoughts on the DNC refusing to release a 2024 autopsy
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Seasonal traditions
December 13, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Seasonal traditions
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I know it's very boring to recount dreams but last night I had one where I couldn't remember Johnny Vegas' name in a meeting so called him "Beefy Pat"
December 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I know it's very boring to recount dreams but last night I had one where I couldn't remember Johnny Vegas' name in a meeting so called him "Beefy Pat"
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It sounds like the most deranged Latin American caricature of yankee imperialism come to life. It would be comical if it weren’t serious.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It sounds like the most deranged Latin American caricature of yankee imperialism come to life. It would be comical if it weren’t serious.
Yaaaaas Santaaaaa
December 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Yaaaaas Santaaaaa
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time and time again we are presented with the same tableau: a strange ferret like man removes his trousers and sits upon a cake made of confectioners custard
December 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
time and time again we are presented with the same tableau: a strange ferret like man removes his trousers and sits upon a cake made of confectioners custard
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best new jazz
December 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
best new jazz
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After just over 25 hours of non-stop playing, @thehornesection.bsky.social and I finished the #howlongathon live on Channel 4 last night! Thanks to everyone who supported in person and online, all the guests who came down to join in, and to everyone who donated.
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
After just over 25 hours of non-stop playing, @thehornesection.bsky.social and I finished the #howlongathon live on Channel 4 last night! Thanks to everyone who supported in person and online, all the guests who came down to join in, and to everyone who donated.
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Holiday-themed entertainment journalism at its finest.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Holiday-themed entertainment journalism at its finest.
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Mother Hotdog is ready to FLIP 😳
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Mother Hotdog is ready to FLIP 😳
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New music release from Chromeo:
✨ A Little Lucky - EP
https://album.link/i/1833288469
#music #chromeo #musicsocial
✨ A Little Lucky - EP
https://album.link/i/1833288469
#music #chromeo #musicsocial
A Little Lucky - EP by Milk & Bone & Chromeo
Listen now on your favorite streaming service. Powered by Songlink/Odesli, an on-demand, customizable smart link service to help you share songs, albums, podcasts and more.
album.link
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
New music release from Chromeo:
✨ A Little Lucky - EP
https://album.link/i/1833288469
#music #chromeo #musicsocial
✨ A Little Lucky - EP
https://album.link/i/1833288469
#music #chromeo #musicsocial
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Celebrate seasonal TV programming
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Celebrate seasonal TV programming
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I block any account posting AI generated images, even if they are of Trump. I don't want to see that shit.
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I block any account posting AI generated images, even if they are of Trump. I don't want to see that shit.
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Can I let you in on a little secret?
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Can I let you in on a little secret?
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity.
It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.
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My shelves are overflowing with books. My closet can't fit any more clothes, most of which I haven't worn in years. My attic is filled to the brim.
All of the Black Friday shopping deals remind me that I'm drowning in stuff. Are you?
All of the Black Friday shopping deals remind me that I'm drowning in stuff. Are you?
Do we really need more stuff?
A proposal for a recycled economy
robertreich.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My shelves are overflowing with books. My closet can't fit any more clothes, most of which I haven't worn in years. My attic is filled to the brim.
All of the Black Friday shopping deals remind me that I'm drowning in stuff. Are you?
All of the Black Friday shopping deals remind me that I'm drowning in stuff. Are you?