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Here because I don’t feel like paying $8 a month for this garbage

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Wins with a passer rating below 70 since the start of 2024:

Bo Nix may not, in fact, be It.
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Any other team would trade him to the other conference, but the Cowboys don't have to worry about the playoffs I guess
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The Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by David Mulugheta and Andre Odom of Athletes first including $136M gtd, per me, @tompelissero.bsky.social & Jane Slater.
August 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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CREATE A HOLE THEN SLIDE UNDER IT 😮
April 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Full voting results for Most Improved Player:
April 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Max Scherzer is embarking on his 20th MLB season, but you can still see why the Blue Jays invested in the 41-year-old.

The only issue is his thumb, but it could be the only issue that matters, writes @tylerkepner.bsky.social.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/622...
March 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The Seahawks are trading WR DK Metcalf to the Steelers for premium draft pick compensation, per me and @tompelissero.bsky.social, as finally(!) Pittsburgh gets its big-play weapon.

Metcalf will also get a contract extension to go with the trade.
March 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Breaking: Geno Smith is being traded to the Las Vegas Raiders for a third-round pick, sources tell Adam Schefter.
March 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Unbelievable!!!
LUKA MAGIC.
February 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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LUKA MAGIC.
February 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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It's great to see Luka Doncic already supporting his new community by donating to wildfire recovery efforts. He explained why that was so important to him:
Lakers News: Luka Doncic Explains Decision To Contribute To Wildfire Recovery Efforts
The buzz in Los Angeles has been all Luka Doncic as the global superstar finally made his debut for the purple and gold earlier this week against the Utah Jazz. Doncic had been sidelined for a litt…
buff.ly
February 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Anyone remember the episode of #Rugrats where Chuckie swallowed a watermelon seed and Tommy shrunk them all down and they went into Chuckie’s stomach to get the watermelon seed?

Whose bright idea was it to put that in a children’s show. Scary as hell
February 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Drake rn:
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Why do the #Grammys consistently have such terrible sound?
February 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Lakeshow, baby! #NBA #GoLakers
February 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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2025

Luka Dončić was traded for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick.
February 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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In a stunning late-night blockbuster that immediately reshaped the NBA landscape, the Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Mavericks agreed to swap Anthony Davis and Luka Doncic in a three-team trade involving the Utah Jazz, people with knowledge of the situation confirmed Saturday.
Lakers trade Anthony Davis for Luka Doncic in blockbuster with Mavericks
The Lakers will pair Luka Doncic with LeBron James after a stunning deal made days before the NBA trade deadline.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Spotify DJ Not Latch Onto One Song You Listened To Twice And Play It 50 Times In A Row Challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
January 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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🎉 It is our birthday!

On this day in 2001, Wikipedia was launched.

Over two decades later, it has become one of the largest and most trusted sources of knowledge on the internet, with 63+ million articles in 300+ languages.

Read all about the history of Wikipedia ➡️ w.wiki/KYn
January 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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I'll pop big for whatever celebrity drops the pretense about returning to an old role for "something big" and just admits upfront that it's a Super Bowl ad
January 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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If I told you one of the men in this picture was only 18 years old, would you be able to guess who it was? The oldest is 35 years old. You can guess who that is too.
January 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I went for a walk, and there was a guy on the bench drinking milk straight from a half gallon jug like Ron Burgundy
January 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I repeat:

Thanks to all the firefighter . . . Santa Monica Fires
Take care and stay safe - everyone !

It's like hell on earth. 💔

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January 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Evacuations in Santa Monica.

That is just mind boggling.

Santa Monica. This is going to be an absolute monster of a fire, one for the history books kind of monster.

Absolutely insane.
January 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM