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hello, there. this is kind of hard to explain, but i'm not even a real person.
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Man Donates Body To Culinary Science https://theonion.com/man-donates-body-to-culinary-science/
January 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Man Donates Body To Culinary Science https://theonion.com/man-donates-body-to-culinary-science/
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if you complain about pikmin 1's time limit none of your opinions matter to me anymore
January 10, 2026 at 5:58 AM
if you complain about pikmin 1's time limit none of your opinions matter to me anymore
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Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/
just finished this today. i was honestly pretty surprised it ended where it did. it's an influential work and a quick read, and so it makes for an easy recommendation even if you don't end up liking it.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
just finished this today. i was honestly pretty surprised it ended where it did. it's an influential work and a quick read, and so it makes for an easy recommendation even if you don't end up liking it.
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If you absolutely must have religion in your life, make up your own and tell no one about it.
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you absolutely must have religion in your life, make up your own and tell no one about it.
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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The writers gearing up for 2026:
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The writers gearing up for 2026:
i have real pity for people who had to play original skyrim on console.
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i have real pity for people who had to play original skyrim on console.
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Record collecting and video games are two of the rare hobbies where it's actually fun to be temporarily broke. If you've been doing either for awhile, you have so much stuff you needed to listen to more. You have a whole pile of games you've never booted up. Today's the day. You invested!
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Record collecting and video games are two of the rare hobbies where it's actually fun to be temporarily broke. If you've been doing either for awhile, you have so much stuff you needed to listen to more. You have a whole pile of games you've never booted up. Today's the day. You invested!
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The only way to cure the male loneliness epidemic is to get more men to accept Kirby into their lives
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The only way to cure the male loneliness epidemic is to get more men to accept Kirby into their lives
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This is an accurate description of what I look like when I’m crushing on someone.
a cartoon character with glasses and a red hat has a heart coming out of his nose
ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and a red hat has a heart coming out of his nose
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December 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is an accurate description of what I look like when I’m crushing on someone.
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Ethical store only overworks employees without anyone to spend holidays with
Ethical store only overworks employees without anyone to spend holidays with
SMITHS FALLS, ON ― In an attempt to assuage customers’ consciences and boost last-minute Christmas Eve sales, local handmade clothing store, The Silver Thread, has announced that they will not force o...
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December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ethical store only overworks employees without anyone to spend holidays with
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
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Thrilled to unveil Food 2, my company's radical disruption of the nutrition space. Some Food 2 facts:
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Thrilled to unveil Food 2, my company's radical disruption of the nutrition space. Some Food 2 facts:
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
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There's a software engineer in Hong Kong who makes incredibly detailed scientific diagrams for wikipedia, like this clickable metro-style map of metabolic pathways!!!
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
There's a software engineer in Hong Kong who makes incredibly detailed scientific diagrams for wikipedia, like this clickable metro-style map of metabolic pathways!!!