@astral-meatlapse.bsky.social
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
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don't imagine those bullies will be bothering me again, i just gave them my lunch money
March 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
don't imagine those bullies will be bothering me again, i just gave them my lunch money
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I'm sorry it startled you when I not only ate more than my share of the popcorn, but also the bucket
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm sorry it startled you when I not only ate more than my share of the popcorn, but also the bucket
heavy on that Arena B*tch part!!!
Not enough booing for Philly’s mayor for me. Please boo arena bitch harder
February 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
heavy on that Arena B*tch part!!!
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Not enough booing for Philly’s mayor for me. Please boo arena bitch harder
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Not enough booing for Philly’s mayor for me. Please boo arena bitch harder
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"I'll be there in spirit!" I exclaim, bragging about my astral projection power.
January 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"I'll be there in spirit!" I exclaim, bragging about my astral projection power.
i cant believe i live in the ‘20’s are you KIDDING ME‼️
February 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i cant believe i live in the ‘20’s are you KIDDING ME‼️
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you can use la croix in any recipe that says “just add water”
February 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
you can use la croix in any recipe that says “just add water”
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I hate when people say you were born with talent.
I didn't fly out of the womb with a tiny pencil in my hand. I mean, that would have been cool, albeit dangerous, but no, I was born without the pencil.
I had to spend years and years practicing to get where I am and I still have a lot to learn!
I didn't fly out of the womb with a tiny pencil in my hand. I mean, that would have been cool, albeit dangerous, but no, I was born without the pencil.
I had to spend years and years practicing to get where I am and I still have a lot to learn!
January 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I hate when people say you were born with talent.
I didn't fly out of the womb with a tiny pencil in my hand. I mean, that would have been cool, albeit dangerous, but no, I was born without the pencil.
I had to spend years and years practicing to get where I am and I still have a lot to learn!
I didn't fly out of the womb with a tiny pencil in my hand. I mean, that would have been cool, albeit dangerous, but no, I was born without the pencil.
I had to spend years and years practicing to get where I am and I still have a lot to learn!
therapist: polish groundhogs arent real and they cant hurt you
polish groundhogs:
polish groundhogs:
February 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
therapist: polish groundhogs arent real and they cant hurt you
polish groundhogs:
polish groundhogs:
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*sprinting into the room, clearly out of breath* the Los Angeles Lukars
February 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*sprinting into the room, clearly out of breath* the Los Angeles Lukars
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Breakfast this morning. Maple syrup on toast with bacon covered in maple syrup and a steaming cup of maple syrup.
February 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Breakfast this morning. Maple syrup on toast with bacon covered in maple syrup and a steaming cup of maple syrup.
trying to beat the pirate allegations but its just too hard!
WTA?! (what the argh?!)
WTA?! (what the argh?!)
January 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
trying to beat the pirate allegations but its just too hard!
WTA?! (what the argh?!)
WTA?! (what the argh?!)
when i say “who is” you say “he talking to?!!” thats right san diego‼️ ill be here all week🎷
January 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
when i say “who is” you say “he talking to?!!” thats right san diego‼️ ill be here all week🎷
this is John Barf giving you smooth jazz tonight at 7 😎🎷
January 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
this is John Barf giving you smooth jazz tonight at 7 😎🎷
too legit. too legit to quit. but now im unlegit. so i must quit. 🛸
January 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
too legit. too legit to quit. but now im unlegit. so i must quit. 🛸
nutella sandwhich of time
*inquire within*
*inquire within*
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
nutella sandwhich of time
*inquire within*
*inquire within*
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[no idea what i'm talking about] i'll tell you what the problem is...
January 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
[no idea what i'm talking about] i'll tell you what the problem is...
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i don’t take pictures of anything anymore and i never remember what the hell i’ve looked at, too
December 14, 2024 at 4:05 AM
i don’t take pictures of anything anymore and i never remember what the hell i’ve looked at, too
the song maneater is so obviously about the fall of all men everywhere 🤩 in this essay, i will—
December 14, 2024 at 11:19 AM
the song maneater is so obviously about the fall of all men everywhere 🤩 in this essay, i will—
thank u so much for this blouters award. id like to give a special shoutout to melissa mccarthy, jack black, and jim carrey, (not in that order)for shaping -me- as a fellow blouter 🏆🥉
December 10, 2024 at 2:48 PM
thank u so much for this blouters award. id like to give a special shoutout to melissa mccarthy, jack black, and jim carrey, (not in that order)for shaping -me- as a fellow blouter 🏆🥉
oh pink cartoony cookies… how i love you …
December 10, 2024 at 2:51 AM
oh pink cartoony cookies… how i love you …