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🌻🌾🍁🍂Autumnal Eggcelent🍂🍁🌾🌻
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Gnome truther🧙‍♂️

Founder of shamanism-transhumanism🦣🤖

Typo maker

Pfp by @SOUPERIORart on twitter


If I like your art/picture I might quote it with #EggcelentArtDump or #EggcelentVibeDump to keep it for later.
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Atleast nobody will have to question if my works are ai or not so enjoy these practical effect wings I made after 7 years of building different animatronic wings!
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Overarching conclusion: Closest answer was 2

Going without masturbating felt less like a weight was lifted from my shoulders and more like I was playing a video game but constantly ran into "Dialogue option blocked" messages

Also the lack of an objective to horniness just made it eat into my sleep
Im gonna do NNN bc there are only 4 possible results

1. Nofap does actually improve my life, in which case I win

2. I get horny enough for masturbation to be satisfying again (I win)

3. I have a wet dream (I win)

4. I stay away from weird porn long enough to reset my fetishes (I win)
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Sports season is really funny bc politics twitter reacts to it in the exact same way and never states the context, making me suddenly check the news for some sudden political event only to learn that the names being used are sports people
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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explaining to a Chadian that the shape of his country has significantly affected American beauty standards among people who do not fuck
it is incredible that after hundreds of years of body dysmorphia, it took me less than four years of incel / PUA media for men to catch up
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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The AP didn’t used to be known for saucy headlines, but that whole Gulf of Mexico thing must have unleashed their AhFuckIt gene.

apnews.com/article/dona...
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Has this been posted yet
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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cruel angel's peepis
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The year is 2068. The neopraetorean guard threatens to march on the whitehouse and install a new president unless he tranfers each member 0.01 Crypto. This is the 12 time this has happened in 6 years.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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DanDaDan is like if the monsters were real in scooby-doo
three cartoon characters are making funny faces with their mouths wide open
Alt: three cartoon characters are making funny faces with their mouths wide open
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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"We get to invade you and you're being hateful if you get mad"
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Senator Kelly is correct.

Plus a Public Service Announcement:

KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.

The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Standard time abolitionists when you ask them "what time is noon"
squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing on a sandy beach holding a remote control .
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing on a sandy beach holding a remote control .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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the early parts of the Bible are extraordinary and exceed 99% of SFF in their utter delightful strangeness. The entire thing about God briefly being a humanoid in the garden haunts me still
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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The crook solidarity is his driving force
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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(perishing) t,tifaa...............................
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Seriously, the British Left couldn’t reach a consensus on whether tomorrow is Monday.
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Anyway, enough distractions, it‘s time to get serious and debate rural healthcare policy
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Stained
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I inherently distrust any adult in the Loud House fandom
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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insane she’s the child of Iraqi refugees
Habba: There were individuals that were saying that this should be a safe harbor, a safe haven. Why? America is America because we protect our own.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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2020…how did biden know trump would become president…
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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it’s Vogon poetry, isn’t it
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM