TellYourCatISaidPspsps
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I mainly talk shit regarding reality tv especially US and UK shows. You’re probably going go hate my takes and that’s okay 😉😊 Follow my wife’s account for neat stuff: @foundtreasure.bsky.social
Ooof. A rough season for love. #LoveIsBlindGermany
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Ooof. A rough season for love. #LoveIsBlindGermany
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Tonight my (autistic) dad was observing my 17mo and goes “wow, she doesn’t talk much but holy smokes she’s figured out these 2 puzzles like immediately”
And I said “yeah that’s kinda our concern”
Dad: “well I also didn’t talk much but I loved puzzles and fixing clocks as a kid”
Me/hubs:
And I said “yeah that’s kinda our concern”
Dad: “well I also didn’t talk much but I loved puzzles and fixing clocks as a kid”
Me/hubs:
a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Tonight my (autistic) dad was observing my 17mo and goes “wow, she doesn’t talk much but holy smokes she’s figured out these 2 puzzles like immediately”
And I said “yeah that’s kinda our concern”
Dad: “well I also didn’t talk much but I loved puzzles and fixing clocks as a kid”
Me/hubs:
And I said “yeah that’s kinda our concern”
Dad: “well I also didn’t talk much but I loved puzzles and fixing clocks as a kid”
Me/hubs:
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Dude…seriously @cnn.com ?! Are you also gargling Trump’s saggy balls while you jerk him off?
There is only one question that needs to be addressed and that’s when is there going to be accountability for this occupying force of incel goons along with the most corrupt administration in our history?
There is only one question that needs to be addressed and that’s when is there going to be accountability for this occupying force of incel goons along with the most corrupt administration in our history?
As questions continue to mount about the circumstances that led an ICE officer to open fire and kill a 37-year-old woman in her vehicle in Minneapolis, the agent’s potentially traumatic recent history could be as much a point of discussion as his tactics and training.
June dragging incident could have influenced ICE officer during fatal Minneapolis shooting, experts say. Only he knows | CNN
As questions continue to mount about the circumstances that led a US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer to open fire and kill a 37-year-old woman in her vehicle in Minneapolis this week, the ...
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January 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Dude…seriously @cnn.com ?! Are you also gargling Trump’s saggy balls while you jerk him off?
There is only one question that needs to be addressed and that’s when is there going to be accountability for this occupying force of incel goons along with the most corrupt administration in our history?
There is only one question that needs to be addressed and that’s when is there going to be accountability for this occupying force of incel goons along with the most corrupt administration in our history?
The January 2026 basho is streaming live right now. Come watch live sumo! www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo
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LIVE Sumo w/ Commentary | Day 1 of the January Grand Sumo tourney in Tokyo, Japan! | 9 hours a day of live sumo action!
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January 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The January 2026 basho is streaming live right now. Come watch live sumo! www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo
All these men immediately laying the groundwork for them to exit the relationship as soon as they meet in the hallway. It only ramps up from then on—every minuscule reason she isn’t quite what he wants or needs.
It’s the same in every franchise and in every season. #LoveIsBlindGermany
It’s the same in every franchise and in every season. #LoveIsBlindGermany
January 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
All these men immediately laying the groundwork for them to exit the relationship as soon as they meet in the hallway. It only ramps up from then on—every minuscule reason she isn’t quite what he wants or needs.
It’s the same in every franchise and in every season. #LoveIsBlindGermany
It’s the same in every franchise and in every season. #LoveIsBlindGermany
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you won't have to follow them too far....
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
you won't have to follow them too far....
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And it cannot be said enough that federal immigration agents do *NOT* have jurisdiction to arrest American citizens who are not committing federal crimes in their presence or posing an immediate threat. But that's what the rifle is for.
January 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
And it cannot be said enough that federal immigration agents do *NOT* have jurisdiction to arrest American citizens who are not committing federal crimes in their presence or posing an immediate threat. But that's what the rifle is for.
![Six screenshots from #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG, all set on the bridge of the Enterprise. They are arranged in two columns with two pictures to a row.
Panel 1: Picard is standing behind the front consoles, looking at the view screen showing nothing but stars. Our viewpoint is from behind.
Picard says, "I don't see it."
Panel 2: Close-up on Picard, saying, "Make it show."
Panel 3: Still a close-up, but now Picard has turned around to look up at Worf at the tactical station. Our viewpoint is over the Klingon's shoulder, as Picard insists, "Make it show."
Panel 4: We switch to behind Picard's head, focusing on Worf who says, "Captain, I'm not sure I understand. Do you mean to say 'on screen'?"
Panel 5: Back to Picard who looks away into nothingness. "Yes."
Panel 6: Picard in the foreground, Worf in the back, as the captain says with a stony mien, "[quietly] On screen."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4mjrkyfu3pzy3b6dhd4cx4sb/bafkreiglgg5tc66unm55ftfo7uftcyjjl3ifyc7xfzjclivdsgk7j6oz3y@jpeg)
I have to tell you something really serious you must know. I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. I went to sleep for 12hrs and woke up & it’s gone. I’m normal now.
Oh, I was supposed to be deaf but I can hear with a hearing aid that you can’t even see. Yeah I’m totally fine.
#LoveIsBlindGermany
Oh, I was supposed to be deaf but I can hear with a hearing aid that you can’t even see. Yeah I’m totally fine.
#LoveIsBlindGermany
a young boy is sitting at a table with his hands folded in front of him .
ALT: a young boy is sitting at a table with his hands folded in front of him .
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January 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I have to tell you something really serious you must know. I was diagnosed with a brain tumor. I went to sleep for 12hrs and woke up & it’s gone. I’m normal now.
Oh, I was supposed to be deaf but I can hear with a hearing aid that you can’t even see. Yeah I’m totally fine.
#LoveIsBlindGermany
Oh, I was supposed to be deaf but I can hear with a hearing aid that you can’t even see. Yeah I’m totally fine.
#LoveIsBlindGermany
Men on Love is Blind Germany: I have a lot of commitment issues. I don’t trust in relationships. I hope I can do this.
Women: Oh. Great. I love this for me that you’re test driving me to see if you cannot be a gigantic asshole.
#LoveIsBlindGermany
Women: Oh. Great. I love this for me that you’re test driving me to see if you cannot be a gigantic asshole.
#LoveIsBlindGermany
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Men on Love is Blind Germany: I have a lot of commitment issues. I don’t trust in relationships. I hope I can do this.
Women: Oh. Great. I love this for me that you’re test driving me to see if you cannot be a gigantic asshole.
#LoveIsBlindGermany
Women: Oh. Great. I love this for me that you’re test driving me to see if you cannot be a gigantic asshole.
#LoveIsBlindGermany
It’s like the olden days of yore trying to cancel AOL.
Spent half an hour working with T-Mobile to remove a $2 charge for a service we do not use.
30 minutes. Not exaggerating. I am looking at the final call length.
Incredible.
This is how they get you.
30 minutes. Not exaggerating. I am looking at the final call length.
Incredible.
This is how they get you.
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
It’s like the olden days of yore trying to cancel AOL.
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
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Grok has not "turned off" its CSAM generator for anyone - it has simply put it behind a paywall.
Stop uncritically repeating the narratives of tech companies.
Stop uncritically repeating the narratives of tech companies.
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Grok has not "turned off" its CSAM generator for anyone - it has simply put it behind a paywall.
Stop uncritically repeating the narratives of tech companies.
Stop uncritically repeating the narratives of tech companies.
Mmmmmhhhhhh 🤤 Delicious burps for days plus meat fingers 😍
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Mmmmmhhhhhh 🤤 Delicious burps for days plus meat fingers 😍
I dunno Lisa’s face kinda starting to look like that poor woman Rajee who had concrete and cement injected into her from Botched. Sad stuff. #TheTraitorsUS
youtu.be/Va1uWkXjZ98?...
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Rajee Had Cement and Concrete Injected Into Her Face?! | Botched | E!
YouTube video by Botched
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January 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I dunno Lisa’s face kinda starting to look like that poor woman Rajee who had concrete and cement injected into her from Botched. Sad stuff. #TheTraitorsUS
youtu.be/Va1uWkXjZ98?...
youtu.be/Va1uWkXjZ98?...
Every season I am impressed the Land Rovers make it from the castle to the challenges without breaking down. #TheTraitorsUS
a teddy bear is singing into a microphone with the words `` whaka whaka whaka '' .
ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone with the words `` whaka whaka whaka '' .
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January 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Every season I am impressed the Land Rovers make it from the castle to the challenges without breaking down. #TheTraitorsUS
Alan’s outfits and hair are fucking killing it as always #TheTraitorsUS
a man wearing a pink hat and a pink jacket says tens across the board !
ALT: a man wearing a pink hat and a pink jacket says tens across the board !
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January 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Alan’s outfits and hair are fucking killing it as always #TheTraitorsUS
Rappaport is the whiniest bitch on god. It’s just excessively obnoxious. #TheTraitorsUS
January 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Rappaport is the whiniest bitch on god. It’s just excessively obnoxious. #TheTraitorsUS
I mean hasn’t every single season had 3 traitors across all the franchises? So 3 + 1 secret traitor = 4! I mean Porsha should have just fired back with that. It’s not rocket science to say why you assumed there were 4.
January 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I mean hasn’t every single season had 3 traitors across all the franchises? So 3 + 1 secret traitor = 4! I mean Porsha should have just fired back with that. It’s not rocket science to say why you assumed there were 4.
Soooooo how bad is The Valley Persian Style? Do I dare watch it this weekend?
January 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Soooooo how bad is The Valley Persian Style? Do I dare watch it this weekend?
Secret traitor you say?! This is a nice twist that I wanted from the start. Hooray! #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Secret traitor you say?! This is a nice twist that I wanted from the start. Hooray! #TheTraitorsUS
Legitimate real question…how is Mama Kelce a celebrity? Did they have a show or something? #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Legitimate real question…how is Mama Kelce a celebrity? Did they have a show or something? #TheTraitorsUS