Swiss Army Chainsaw
@atsureki.bsky.social
Rose in the streets, Sophia in the sheets.
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Before any centrists start going "legitimate law enforcement does *not* explode people's homes" and trying to make a distinction between cops and ICE/CBP that they themselves do not make:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...
January 26, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Before any centrists start going "legitimate law enforcement does *not* explode people's homes" and trying to make a distinction between cops and ICE/CBP that they themselves do not make:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...
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Aside from the obvious, my favorite part was the assertion that imperial oppression is "alien to the traditions of American and Christian morality."
I too have never read a single paragraph of history!
I too have never read a single paragraph of history!
January 26, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Aside from the obvious, my favorite part was the assertion that imperial oppression is "alien to the traditions of American and Christian morality."
I too have never read a single paragraph of history!
I too have never read a single paragraph of history!
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It is absolutely by design. Theyr’e tired of white people sympathizing with Black and brown folks. That’s why they’re so mad and confused in Minnesota.
All the nice white people yelling at them to get fucked. It’s like their dads are yelling at them in a bathrobe. They can’t cope.
All the nice white people yelling at them to get fucked. It’s like their dads are yelling at them in a bathrobe. They can’t cope.
people really like to ignore the "on purpose" part. So easy to talk about how dumb the kids are while ignoring it's by design
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 PM
It is absolutely by design. Theyr’e tired of white people sympathizing with Black and brown folks. That’s why they’re so mad and confused in Minnesota.
All the nice white people yelling at them to get fucked. It’s like their dads are yelling at them in a bathrobe. They can’t cope.
All the nice white people yelling at them to get fucked. It’s like their dads are yelling at them in a bathrobe. They can’t cope.
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I love when people who are professionally wrong for a living describe it as being really into "nuance"
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I love when people who are professionally wrong for a living describe it as being really into "nuance"
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ugh why is everybody calling my masked armed death squads who kidnap kindergartners the gestapo
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 PM
ugh why is everybody calling my masked armed death squads who kidnap kindergartners the gestapo
More of this. You know that thing about how ICE wilts like lilies when confronted by middle-aged white guys? The middle-aged white guys are not having this shit.
January 26, 2026 at 6:17 AM
More of this. You know that thing about how ICE wilts like lilies when confronted by middle-aged white guys? The middle-aged white guys are not having this shit.
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We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
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Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA
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So important. What they say is not the story. That is never the story. What happened is the story. Write what happened.
Media: do not lead with the false government framing of what happened
January 25, 2026 at 12:05 AM
So important. What they say is not the story. That is never the story. What happened is the story. Write what happened.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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I keep thinking about this fact that his last words were are you okay and hers were I'm not mad at you and it feels like a weird coincidence but it's just a reflection of the fact that the people who are coming out to take care of their neighbors are good and the people who are after them are bad
His dying words were asking about the safety of someone next to him
Hero
Hero
By Saturday afternoon, some Trump admin. personnel had already begun scouring the internet and other resources trying to find information on Alex Pretti, including social media posts, that could tie him to what Team Trump call “extremists,” two sources familiar with the matter tell @zeteo.com …
January 25, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I keep thinking about this fact that his last words were are you okay and hers were I'm not mad at you and it feels like a weird coincidence but it's just a reflection of the fact that the people who are coming out to take care of their neighbors are good and the people who are after them are bad
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The press shouldn't ask GOP leadership to opine on the facts. They're incontrovertible. Instead, they should ask them if they condemn this murder. Any answer other than "yes" should be treated as support for this administration's policy of state-sanctioned summary execution of innocent people.
January 24, 2026 at 8:38 PM
The press shouldn't ask GOP leadership to opine on the facts. They're incontrovertible. Instead, they should ask them if they condemn this murder. Any answer other than "yes" should be treated as support for this administration's policy of state-sanctioned summary execution of innocent people.
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I mean it’s true that there are “paid agitators” in Minneapolis. There are 3000 of them and they’ve assassinated two people.
James O'Keefe says he's never seen anything so organized as the anti-ICE movement, observers--he seems to think this term is code--everywhere he goes. Who is paying for it??? he demands to know. It's like he can't even imagine people caring for one another.
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I mean it’s true that there are “paid agitators” in Minneapolis. There are 3000 of them and they’ve assassinated two people.
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The most popular replies to that post include memes mercilessly mocking Greg Bovino.
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The most popular replies to that post include memes mercilessly mocking Greg Bovino.
The [pʰaʃ] really brings it home. This is the voice of our rich white ladies, and that voice is speaking truth.
January 25, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The [pʰaʃ] really brings it home. This is the voice of our rich white ladies, and that voice is speaking truth.
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Another reminder that they are lying about everything and their real goal is just consolidating authoritarian power to enable them to do corruption
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
AG Bondi demands access to Minnesota voter rolls after fatal Border Patrol shooting
Her demand came as Minneapolis was reeling from a second fatal shooting by a federal agent this month.
www.democracydocket.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Another reminder that they are lying about everything and their real goal is just consolidating authoritarian power to enable them to do corruption
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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i cannot stress enough that the so called "opposition party" is operating well to the right of project for a new american century founder and iraq oil war architect bill kristol
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
i cannot stress enough that the so called "opposition party" is operating well to the right of project for a new american century founder and iraq oil war architect bill kristol
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It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold
Outside the Twin Cities this morning, where it is -19F—
Minnesotans are gathered early outside the Whipple Federal Building. ICE and DHS agents currently arriving at work to much disapproval.
Minnesotans are gathered early outside the Whipple Federal Building. ICE and DHS agents currently arriving at work to much disapproval.
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold
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I wasn't sure what to expect from a group of Democratic state AGs, but I definitely was not expecting a long monologue about Ruby Ridge and the Boston Massacre www.theverge.com/policy/86588...
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I wasn't sure what to expect from a group of Democratic state AGs, but I definitely was not expecting a long monologue about Ruby Ridge and the Boston Massacre www.theverge.com/policy/86588...
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this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
this is not a tiktok it is a documentary