Aust the Espressomancer
@austthenoob.bsky.social
Barista who also plays games (badly) and occasionally makes jokes (dadly) | 34, he/they, pan | 🔞 if ya ain't over 18, get out 🔞 pfp by @lozchic.bsky.social
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For those who do eventually follow me: I don't have any creative offerings. I am just three large lattes in a trench coat.
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No spoilers, just a pure connection I made with the Stranger Things finale.
Stranger Things has the same core message that The World Ends With You has.
Stranger Things has the same core message that The World Ends With You has.
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
No spoilers, just a pure connection I made with the Stranger Things finale.
Stranger Things has the same core message that The World Ends With You has.
Stranger Things has the same core message that The World Ends With You has.
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happy new years eve everyone, let's go check on that ball drop.
oh.
oh dear god
oh.
oh dear god
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
happy new years eve everyone, let's go check on that ball drop.
oh.
oh dear god
oh.
oh dear god
Happy New Year from my home to yours!
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Happy New Year from my home to yours!
Be sure to follow me to follow my new project next year: the same fucking nothing I produce every year.
That's right! No scams, no lies, no content! Just pure, unimportant, unimpressive, text on a screen you can find anywhere else! FOR FREE!
That's right! No scams, no lies, no content! Just pure, unimportant, unimpressive, text on a screen you can find anywhere else! FOR FREE!
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Be sure to follow me to follow my new project next year: the same fucking nothing I produce every year.
That's right! No scams, no lies, no content! Just pure, unimportant, unimpressive, text on a screen you can find anywhere else! FOR FREE!
That's right! No scams, no lies, no content! Just pure, unimportant, unimpressive, text on a screen you can find anywhere else! FOR FREE!
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To all my friends and mutuals. Thank you for being around this year. Whether it was in discord, on here, or anywhere else. Thank you all. And cheers to next year!
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
To all my friends and mutuals. Thank you for being around this year. Whether it was in discord, on here, or anywhere else. Thank you all. And cheers to next year!
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Friends, I have bad news. I have made it to my 35th birthday today
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Friends, I have bad news. I have made it to my 35th birthday today
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Everything you need to know about final fantasy you can learn from the Simpsons
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Everything you need to know about final fantasy you can learn from the Simpsons
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Im sorry this is the wildest shit I’ve ever seen.
If this is your PF please go an touch grass and reevaluate your life
If this is your PF please go an touch grass and reevaluate your life
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Im sorry this is the wildest shit I’ve ever seen.
If this is your PF please go an touch grass and reevaluate your life
If this is your PF please go an touch grass and reevaluate your life
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I'd like to recommend a two decade spoiler embargo for FFXIV content going forward
Do not talk about the game
Do not talk about the game
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I'd like to recommend a two decade spoiler embargo for FFXIV content going forward
Do not talk about the game
Do not talk about the game
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December 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Now that I'm starting a new account here, I'll begin with the illustration that started it all.
#XenobladeChronicles3
#XenobladeChronicles3
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Now that I'm starting a new account here, I'll begin with the illustration that started it all.
#XenobladeChronicles3
#XenobladeChronicles3
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if I'm reposting random old creations I gotta include this one
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
if I'm reposting random old creations I gotta include this one
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I call it my birthday season (12/30)
December 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I call it my birthday season (12/30)
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If the venue bathroom looks like this you’re going to die in the pit
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If the venue bathroom looks like this you’re going to die in the pit
Doing Ul'dah's intro story, and the way Momodi says to "cherish your adventures and the sights. For they are precious, all."
Really drives home my continued thoughts that skipping any part of the story really breaks the narrative xiv wants to tell.
Really drives home my continued thoughts that skipping any part of the story really breaks the narrative xiv wants to tell.
December 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Doing Ul'dah's intro story, and the way Momodi says to "cherish your adventures and the sights. For they are precious, all."
Really drives home my continued thoughts that skipping any part of the story really breaks the narrative xiv wants to tell.
Really drives home my continued thoughts that skipping any part of the story really breaks the narrative xiv wants to tell.
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December 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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