Avery
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averybodyposts.bsky.social
Not really looking for a sugar daddy, but maybe like a sugar uncle who just buys me booze and cigarettes
averybodyposts.bsky.social
😂😂 sorryyyy
averybodyposts.bsky.social
Eerily unsettling…
averybodyposts.bsky.social
I don’t really want any porridge, it’s always too hot or too cold, and I’m not sure how I had any to begin with…where did it come from? I didn’t buy it
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blairloudly.bsky.social
my life is being stolen right before my eyes one work day at a time
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msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
sex so good he forgets every word but your name and now you have to order for him at restaurants
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frovo.bsky.social
don’t talk about the elephant in the room until it’s had its coffee
averybodyposts.bsky.social
😂 I’d be totally ok with that 😝
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xinicit.bsky.social
Listening to my dog lick himself is how I imagine it sounds to eat spaghetti without lips
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blairloudly.bsky.social
was gonna go to a third yoga class this week but that might be too much of a stretch
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ilovepie84.bsky.social
I’m sorry I was late, I was trying to peel a boiled egg
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msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
‘oh man sporemichael can’t flerp for shit and if everblunken does’t cribble more sploops this team is never gonna make it to the big brouhaha’

that’s you doing sports talk, that’s what you sound like
averybodyposts.bsky.social
😂 Who doesn’t love getting into some repeating diphthongs?
averybodyposts.bsky.social
Lol…no, def not that, but I don’t remember specifically what it was…maybe it was castaway
averybodyposts.bsky.social
He’s my celebrity anti-crush lol
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leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Dirty commies call each other comrade, but slutty commies get called cumrade
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demandavoider.bsky.social
Turns out the teaches of peaches is not the kind of education most employers are looking for.
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demandavoider.bsky.social
Apples aren't special. You can bob for whatever the hell you want. Go bobbing for fish I dunno. water is literally full of those things.
averybodyposts.bsky.social
Personally, I woulda left him there