Avery
@averyis.online
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📍 Leicester, UK
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Avery
@averyis.online
· Nov 13
Britain is exhausting
Between the Star Trek and the Figure Skating I’ve been feeling FEELINGS tonight
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Between the Star Trek and the Figure Skating I’ve been feeling FEELINGS tonight
I saw the first episodes of Starfleet Academy and realised “Markus would like this”, so we’re a few episodes behind as I now watch it With Him, but we just watched the Klingon episode and I think we finally have Good Star Trek again
February 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I saw the first episodes of Starfleet Academy and realised “Markus would like this”, so we’re a few episodes behind as I now watch it With Him, but we just watched the Klingon episode and I think we finally have Good Star Trek again
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God, I love being a New Yorker
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
God, I love being a New Yorker
oh man I really need to sit down and watch the other two John Wick movies huh
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
oh man I really need to sit down and watch the other two John Wick movies huh
Metal Gear Solid 4 finally escaping the PS3 is fantastic news. I can't wait to find out how they've adapted the bit where Otacon tells you to change the disc but oh no wait they're on PlayStation 3
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Metal Gear Solid 4 finally escaping the PS3 is fantastic news. I can't wait to find out how they've adapted the bit where Otacon tells you to change the disc but oh no wait they're on PlayStation 3
Shout out to my phone for doing an insane job at the Magdalena Bay show tonight
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Shout out to my phone for doing an insane job at the Magdalena Bay show tonight
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Post a banger that's not in English.
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Post a banger that's not in English.
Starmer saying that he’s won every fight he’s gotten into is very funny bc famously, the last Prime Minister to talk about how they were good at fighting resigned the next day and is now a byword for their party’s contemptuous incompetence
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Starmer saying that he’s won every fight he’s gotten into is very funny bc famously, the last Prime Minister to talk about how they were good at fighting resigned the next day and is now a byword for their party’s contemptuous incompetence
We’re watching the NBC feed of the Super Bowl (thank you DAZN I guess) and I’m not sure which is funnier to me: the ads or the making everything bigger than it needs to be
like “UP NEXT: COIN TOSS”
like “UP NEXT: COIN TOSS”
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
We’re watching the NBC feed of the Super Bowl (thank you DAZN I guess) and I’m not sure which is funnier to me: the ads or the making everything bigger than it needs to be
like “UP NEXT: COIN TOSS”
like “UP NEXT: COIN TOSS”
[Markus doing an Emanuel Macron voice] For Sure
February 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
[Markus doing an Emanuel Macron voice] For Sure
Markus is with me watching the Super Bowl but he has a headache so he’s wearing sunglasses and it’s like I have my very own Emanuel Macron
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Markus is with me watching the Super Bowl but he has a headache so he’s wearing sunglasses and it’s like I have my very own Emanuel Macron
Britain is a typical, developed democracy. Elections take place in an environment where the general public have a range of political parties to choose from, operating in a pluralistic media landscape, with totally free, secret ballots, after which the Conservatives win.
Japan is a typical, developed democracy. Elections take place in an environment where the general public have a range of political parties to choose from, operating in a pluralistic media landscape, with totally free, secret ballots, after which the LDP win.
February 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Britain is a typical, developed democracy. Elections take place in an environment where the general public have a range of political parties to choose from, operating in a pluralistic media landscape, with totally free, secret ballots, after which the Conservatives win.
Package brain, but for your future spouse
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Package brain, but for your future spouse
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BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.
He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein
We have published it in full.
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein
We have published it in full.
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…
www.thenational.scot
February 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.
He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein
We have published it in full.
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein
We have published it in full.
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
Happy Bandcamp Friday! I tend to recommend buying stuff on CD because physical media is great and you can turn it into things your phone/iPod/smart toilet can play but I've found some stuff I've streamed hard to get that way. Support your fav artists!
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Happy Bandcamp Friday! I tend to recommend buying stuff on CD because physical media is great and you can turn it into things your phone/iPod/smart toilet can play but I've found some stuff I've streamed hard to get that way. Support your fav artists!
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I'm going to get so much usage out of this meme.
February 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I'm going to get so much usage out of this meme.
Sat as the only customer in my beloved’s place of work (a restaurant) and feeling like one of the diners in a weird 21st-century version of Nighthawks
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Sat as the only customer in my beloved’s place of work (a restaurant) and feeling like one of the diners in a weird 21st-century version of Nighthawks
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I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
One of them had such a dreamy moustache and my ability to be Down Bad knows no bounds
Waiting outside of our house because the fire alarm went off. Small child is jumping around saying “firemen! Firemen!” and I really don’t blame her
February 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
One of them had such a dreamy moustache and my ability to be Down Bad knows no bounds
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In a scathing order, a judge orders the release of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos and his father.
“Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, It is so ORDERED.”
“Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, It is so ORDERED.”
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
In a scathing order, a judge orders the release of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos and his father.
“Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, It is so ORDERED.”
“Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike, It is so ORDERED.”
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Alec knocked it out of the park with this one
January 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Alec knocked it out of the park with this one