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Justin
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I like reading 📚, tv 📺, traveling ✈️, cocktails 🍸, and food 🍰🌮🥞🥖! 👬@typicalgabe
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Starting a thread of crazy foods and drinks that I try.

I heard about the DiGiorno Thanksgiving Pizza last week and they had it at Kroger. It’s actually really good!
Loved the Celebrity Traitors UK! Such a great season!
a man with a beard is wearing a purple sweatshirt
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a purple sweatshirt
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Such a busy day of cooking, but we had a nice dinner with some family and friends. 🦃🥧
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was in the kitchen half of the day prepping for tomorrow. I baked a Coffee and Maple Chess Pie. It will get topped with an espresso whipped cream and homemade candied orange. I also made Cherry Delight and Corn Casserole. There will be 20 of us at our house tomorrow. 😵
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This was one of my first CDs. Love her!
On this day in 1992, Whitney Houston's acting debut, The Bodyguard, opened nationwide. The film was the second-highest-grossing of 1992, and its legendary soundtrack became the best-selling soundtrack of all time.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just beat my first boss in Silksong!
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Honestly, Turkey would be the first to go.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Last Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Me last night about to get into our friends’ hot tub. Perfect chilly weather for it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Love to see it!
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I would die! 😵
got into the car and my lower back exploded in pain. cactus needles jabbing my skin; subcutaneous sparklers of fire. I opened the door and called to my son — “get your mom. something’s wrong.” and that’s when the wasp flew out of my shirt. anyway. happy Friday.
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Every story on Page One in Charlotte is about ICE/immigration:

@charlotteobserver.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take."

Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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"According to the report, [...]during the 2024-25 television season, queer characters increased across platforms by 4%, bringing the total to 489. However, the Thursday report found that 41% of those characters will not return." www.thewrap.com/glaad-where-...
Nearly Half of All LGBTQ+ Characters Will Disappear From TV Next Season, GLAAD Study Finds
The 2024-25 TV season recorded 489 queer characters across broadcast, cable and screenings, but cancellations and plot find a deep decline to come
www.thewrap.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
We are sat for Wicked: For Good! @typicalgabe.bsky.social 🩷💚
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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A world without transgender people has never existed and never will.

To all transgender people out there: You are not alone.
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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"A Chinese immigrant was found dead in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) detention, with his hands and feet tied behind him, an attorney has alleged."

www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I don’t think their only issue is that they dropped diversity program spending, but they’ve proven they aren’t willing to change course on that to win customers back. I haven’t spent money there in over 7 months.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/19/b...
Target may have hit rock bottom | CNN Business
Target’s problems are intensifying.
www.cnn.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Jim Jordan begged someone to not rat out the sexual assault that was happening at Ohio State. He was crying on the phone. Groveling. This man threw out all his dignity to try and cover for horrifying crimes of sexual abuse. Think about that for a moment.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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It's been like 20 years of the internet reading my private data to serve me custom ads and still the best they can do is "this guy bought some chili peppers so he probably wants 80 more jars"
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Imagine watching this and taking it seriously. 😵
Q: Tariffs have been removed from these items at the grocery store. How soon do we expect prices to go down?

Hassett: Prices weren't necessarily going up because of tariffs

Q: So they might not go down?

Hassett: The prices will go down

Q: Because the tariffs have been taken off?

Hassett: Right
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM