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Vatican introduces new "Deep Dish" Host.
May 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Vatican introduces new "Deep Dish" Host.
In the spirit of ecumenicalism, Chicago Pope seeks to mend the Great Schism between Cubs and White Sox.
May 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In the spirit of ecumenicalism, Chicago Pope seeks to mend the Great Schism between Cubs and White Sox.
In stunning move, Chicago Pope issues mass-excommunication for any catholic who puts ketchup on a hotdog.
May 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
In stunning move, Chicago Pope issues mass-excommunication for any catholic who puts ketchup on a hotdog.
Chicago Pope has announced that, though the accidents of Cloud Gate remain unchanged, its substance has been transubstantiated to that of a giant bean.
May 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Chicago Pope has announced that, though the accidents of Cloud Gate remain unchanged, its substance has been transubstantiated to that of a giant bean.
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trying to imagine face turn trump. "folks we're stopping the biden genocide, it's been very bad, the biden genocide, and netanyahu. he's a nasty man. not a friend of the great, great jewish people, who need our friendship and support now more than ever. we're unionizing the service industry, folks"
March 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
trying to imagine face turn trump. "folks we're stopping the biden genocide, it's been very bad, the biden genocide, and netanyahu. he's a nasty man. not a friend of the great, great jewish people, who need our friendship and support now more than ever. we're unionizing the service industry, folks"
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I'm pissed guys, my SRS surgeon didn't even mention butthole lazers as an option!
February 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I'm pissed guys, my SRS surgeon didn't even mention butthole lazers as an option!
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in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones
February 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones
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If Fetterman shows up at the Eagles victory parade I call upon all Philadelphians to descend upon him Lilliput style and secure him to the ground then run in and out of his ears and throw glitter around inside his giant head
If the Eagles win the superbowl and this massive CUNT shows up at the parade the city of Philadelphia will boo him across the river to Jersey.
February 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If Fetterman shows up at the Eagles victory parade I call upon all Philadelphians to descend upon him Lilliput style and secure him to the ground then run in and out of his ears and throw glitter around inside his giant head
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leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
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before the internet you had to carry your posts around and hand them out to people
Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
January 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
before the internet you had to carry your posts around and hand them out to people
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"Ambushed" by a plea for mercy is a real language choice.
We’re going to see any expression of virtue in the face of vice depicted by legacy media as a vicious attack on an innocent victim
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Ambushed" by a plea for mercy is a real language choice.
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If I could hand one directive to the Democratic Party for the next four years, it would be this:
People will vote for you if you fight, even if you lose.
People will not vote for you if you do not fight.
People will vote for you if you fight, even if you lose.
People will not vote for you if you do not fight.
January 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If I could hand one directive to the Democratic Party for the next four years, it would be this:
People will vote for you if you fight, even if you lose.
People will not vote for you if you do not fight.
People will vote for you if you fight, even if you lose.
People will not vote for you if you do not fight.
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I want to be clear about where we stand with the EO:
The battlefield is now revealed. We know the pieces on it and their plans. It doesn't mean its lost or immediate.
But Trump has fired his first shot.
Implementation will take time and challenges are sure to come. Stay strong, its a marathon.
The battlefield is now revealed. We know the pieces on it and their plans. It doesn't mean its lost or immediate.
But Trump has fired his first shot.
Implementation will take time and challenges are sure to come. Stay strong, its a marathon.
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I want to be clear about where we stand with the EO:
The battlefield is now revealed. We know the pieces on it and their plans. It doesn't mean its lost or immediate.
But Trump has fired his first shot.
Implementation will take time and challenges are sure to come. Stay strong, its a marathon.
The battlefield is now revealed. We know the pieces on it and their plans. It doesn't mean its lost or immediate.
But Trump has fired his first shot.
Implementation will take time and challenges are sure to come. Stay strong, its a marathon.
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Remember, my fellow trans people, if the government stops recognizing your gender, their opinions are of no consequence to your value.
If the most evil people on earth don’t approve of you, that’s a good thing.
If the most evil people on earth don’t approve of you, that’s a good thing.
January 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Remember, my fellow trans people, if the government stops recognizing your gender, their opinions are of no consequence to your value.
If the most evil people on earth don’t approve of you, that’s a good thing.
If the most evil people on earth don’t approve of you, that’s a good thing.
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things i think as we enter another 4 years in the funhouse:
1/ trump doesn't have the horses or the discipline to end democracy and stuff
2/ trump's agenda is going to be very unpopular when it's actually implemented
3/ this is still gonna be a nightmare
1/ trump doesn't have the horses or the discipline to end democracy and stuff
2/ trump's agenda is going to be very unpopular when it's actually implemented
3/ this is still gonna be a nightmare
January 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
things i think as we enter another 4 years in the funhouse:
1/ trump doesn't have the horses or the discipline to end democracy and stuff
2/ trump's agenda is going to be very unpopular when it's actually implemented
3/ this is still gonna be a nightmare
1/ trump doesn't have the horses or the discipline to end democracy and stuff
2/ trump's agenda is going to be very unpopular when it's actually implemented
3/ this is still gonna be a nightmare