Hoyle
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Hoyle
@axelhoyle.bsky.social
former lurker
most posts probably about politics, sports, discworld, or kiddos
he/him
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Andrew Luck leaves an ACC Network interview to celebrate a Stanford touchdown. 🏈🎙️😂 #CFB
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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unable to invade your neighbor because of rail track differences? problematic gage gap
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Thriving in independent media for 25 years, without a) getting hoovered into some larger media org & subsequently axed, b) getting ruined by some hedge fund guy, c) falling afoul of any short-lived "pivot to video" style trends, or d) going broke...

... is a genuinely remarkable achievement! Kudos.
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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So this ad revenue metric is indicative of such a fascinating and weird set of business decisions by Google to inexplicably kill of SEO-- and I honestly don't get how they think this is going to pay off for them in the long run.

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November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein appeared to text with Del. Stacey Plaskett (D-Virgin Islands) during Michael Cohen's 2019 congressional hearing and may have influenced her questions.

Text message time-stamp match up with hearing video reviewed by The Washington Post.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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I'm following the hearing in Judge John McConell's courtroom re: Motion for TRO on SNAP benefits brought by a coalition of non-profits.

He should take the bench in about 15 minutes.

Follow along!
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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i say thank you to the bus driver when i get on and yell thank you when i get off every day i ride the bus, and i take two buses to and from work, being nice and friendly costs you nothing and should be your default expectation for yourself because it improves your day and everyone else’s day
Being nice to people is just fun. Asked young server at taco place how her day was going (fine but tired) and she asked me back. I said I managed to finish my to-do list and she unexpectedly gave me a high five! Treating people like people is always rewarding.
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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TLDR: Private-equity owned insurers are buying ratings for private equity-backed loans from private equity-owned credit rating agencies. 😑 on.ft.com/47sTNV9
What’s up with private credit ratings?
Could this be a film we’ve seen before?
on.ft.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
had not previously seen this idea in the wild
"there are actual definitions of "liberal" and "leftist" that can be looked up" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg no there aren't
October 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Scroll down to the Major Events Timeline, and nothing will prepare you for what you'll see. I cannot believe it is real. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
www.whitehouse.gov
October 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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STARTING SOON: Zohran Mamdani gives remarks about Islamophobia outside the Islamic Cultural Center of the Bronx
LIVE | Zohran Mamdani gives remarks on Islamophobia outside a mosque in the Bronx, NYC
YouTube video by Eyewitness News ABC7NY
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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“telephoto compression”
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Emerging from the darkness of this era will require us to acknowledge that the previous status quo, including many institutions that may have served us well in another era, have been failing for my entire lifetime.
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!

Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
October 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social did you see that before that fucking awesome thursday game the Giants hadn't scored more than 7 points in the first quarter since *2020*? that seems impossible. 81 games
October 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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my biggest beef with bluesky is that I get way more updates on what Curtis Yarvin or Peter Thiel than anything on the African continent
What the Twitter takeover did so effectively was fracture the way we get our news. If, for example, I want to get in-depth updates on Sudan I still check in with Twitter as that's where a lot of the biggest accounts are. There's no one-stop shop anymore.
October 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, we did it. SB 79 has been signed.
October 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I'm sorry but it's just wild we are in the middle of a government shutdown and the House Republicans are REFUSING TO SHOW UP FOR WORK so they can protect billionaire pedophiles and billionaire tax breaks.
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM