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areyoukiddingme
@aykm.bsky.social
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Created a silly blog that makes fun of the news, the world, and life in general. Mostly just trying to figure things out in this crazy world by making dumb jokes and occasionally tacos.
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BODY: Hey you doing anything right now?
ME: Uh, yeah, actually I'm doing something very important that requires atten-
BODY: Let's sneeze
ME: What? No I don't wan-
BODY: It'll be fun
ME: I can't right now. Why do-
BODY: AND GO!
ME: (uncontrollable sneeze)
BODY: WASN'T THAT FUN?!
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Corporate world: "Here's twenty hours worth of work you have to get done in two days."
Also corporate world: "Here's twelve meetings during those two days to discuss all the work you have to do."
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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It's called fashion. Look it up.
Screenshot of a news story called "Marple fox free from flexible piping around its neck." The image is of a fox with a section of pipe around it's neck like a collar.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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BREAKING: Mitch McConnell falls on his way to voting in Senate
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Mitch McConnell falls on his way to voting in Senate
Senator Mitch McConnell, 83, fell today.
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October 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Local man yells at TV for 3 hours, claims partial credit for team’s win
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Local man yells at TV for 3 hours, claims partial credit for team’s win
Insists his strategic yelling influenced key plays
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October 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Bananajamma drops new album
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Bananajamma drops new album
Best known for dressing up like bananas
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October 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Why I believe the local news anchor is sending me subliminal messages
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Why I believe the local news anchor is sending me subliminal messages
I’m not as a conspiracy theorist, just a concerned citizen
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October 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Local man achieves inner peace after deleting 47 unread emails
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Local man achieves inner peace after deleting 47 unread emails
He has since deleted the Gmail app from his phone
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October 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Fallon wondering why he not being canceled
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Fallon wondering why he not being canceled
Tonight Show host wondering why he can’t get cancelled
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September 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Meditation app now includes feature that just screams into the void for you
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Meditation app now includes feature that just screams into the void for you
App reports a 300% increase in downloads
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September 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Waitress: how do you take your coffee
Me, A Bluesky Idiot: with my hand
September 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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trying to even out the strings on my hoodie: a memoir
September 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Woody Allen's first name is actually short for Wooden
September 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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i dont hate acronyms i just hate what they stand for
August 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Triglycerides were among the most unhealthy of the dinosaurs.
September 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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12 Things in Your House That Are Definitely Plotting Against You
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12 Things in Your House That Are Definitely Plotting Against You
You thought your home was a sanctuary.
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September 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Stadium introduces ‘emotional support mascots’ for fans of perpetually losing teams
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Stadium introduces ‘emotional support mascots’ for fans of perpetually losing teams
Each mascot is paired with a fan
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September 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I saw a teenager smile and frankly, I’m terrified
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I saw a teenager smile and frankly, I’m terrified
By Harold J. Whitman
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August 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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What do you think of the current immigration situation?
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What do you think of the current immigration situation?
What is happening with our borders?
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August 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Marvel announces 10-year plan for movies no one asked for
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Marvel announces 10-year plan for movies no one asked for
Fans were visibly overwhelmed.
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August 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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MLB game delayed after pitcher refuses to throw until Mercury is in retrograde
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MLB game delayed after pitcher refuses to throw until Mercury is in retrograde
“I’m not risking my ERA while the cosmos are stable.”
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August 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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the lawn is the beard of the house
August 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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NSFW
EVERYONE: not safe for work
ME: north south feast west
August 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Snapshots: An area monkey has decided that he’s ready to get back out there and meet someone nice.
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Monkey thinks he's ready to start dating again
An area monkey has decided that he’s ready to get back out there and meet someone nice.
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July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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