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@ayylmara.bsky.social
ur local nymphcryptid here 2 ｌｅａｒｎ ｔｈｉｎｇ & ｌｉｋｅ ｃｏｌｏｒｓ 🩷💜💙
👾 cancer ate my thyroid, now i eat robot thyroid fuel daily and sling carrot cards 👾
✨a♒️S♑️M♈️R✨AuDHD 🔮 dikbut 🪬
👾 cancer ate my thyroid, now i eat robot thyroid fuel daily and sling carrot cards 👾
✨a♒️S♑️M♈️R✨AuDHD 🔮 dikbut 🪬
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divorce, france, 15th century
July 8, 2023 at 8:16 PM
divorce, france, 15th century
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"why would you use that site? don't you know it's financed by someone evil?" yeah well i made my own websites and you all stopped going to websites so i have to use the evil ones you like instead of my own.
July 8, 2023 at 8:31 PM
"why would you use that site? don't you know it's financed by someone evil?" yeah well i made my own websites and you all stopped going to websites so i have to use the evil ones you like instead of my own.
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Girls don't like boys, girls like pillows that look like giant loaves of bread.
July 7, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Girls don't like boys, girls like pillows that look like giant loaves of bread.
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wife: remember to pick him up at 5
me: ok
[later]
me: [dropping 3-year-old son off at daycare] see ya in 2 years, bud
me: ok
[later]
me: [dropping 3-year-old son off at daycare] see ya in 2 years, bud
July 7, 2023 at 9:35 PM
wife: remember to pick him up at 5
me: ok
[later]
me: [dropping 3-year-old son off at daycare] see ya in 2 years, bud
me: ok
[later]
me: [dropping 3-year-old son off at daycare] see ya in 2 years, bud
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*sets bluesky counter back to zero*
July 8, 2023 at 2:25 AM
*sets bluesky counter back to zero*
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the energy im tryna bring to the skyline
July 8, 2023 at 6:31 AM
the energy im tryna bring to the skyline
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seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
July 7, 2023 at 4:31 PM
seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
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Held a door open for an old lady and she said "one of the last men left who would hold a door." I don't think that's true but she was probably upset about how many of her friends are dying so I let it go.
July 8, 2023 at 5:04 AM
Held a door open for an old lady and she said "one of the last men left who would hold a door." I don't think that's true but she was probably upset about how many of her friends are dying so I let it go.
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Fine. I'll do it. I'll fuck the Duolingo owl.
Any app can be a dating app if you don’t care about how they’re intended to be used.
July 7, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Fine. I'll do it. I'll fuck the Duolingo owl.
no idea wat im doin here but i guess im a coolkid now. gatta ask ma for a juicebox
July 8, 2023 at 1:47 AM
no idea wat im doin here but i guess im a coolkid now. gatta ask ma for a juicebox