Azasloth
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When you could end reality from your throne of primordial chaos, but you'd rather just take a nap and maybe eat some leaves later. Antifa cottagecore. She/her.
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NOW GO OUT THERE AND LIVE THE FINAL DAYS OF THIS SHITSTAINED YEAR BEING KIND AND BOLD AND DARING AND FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE PIT WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY GO DOWN YOU HELP THEM THE FUCK BACK UP
December 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
NOW GO OUT THERE AND LIVE THE FINAL DAYS OF THIS SHITSTAINED YEAR BEING KIND AND BOLD AND DARING AND FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE PIT WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY GO DOWN YOU HELP THEM THE FUCK BACK UP
I hung out backstage with Soul Coughing
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I hung out backstage with Soul Coughing
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![Comic. [Top panel: Long-necked dinosaur with red X over it.] [Bottom panel: two smaller dinosaurs the same shape except their neck isn’t long, while in the background there’s an extremely long neck criss-crossing the frame like a snake. Green check mark in center.] [caption] Thanks to modern paleontological reconstructions, we now know that most sauropods had short necks, and all those extra vertebrae belonged to the sauropod colony’s queen.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigjcepbb3hjlvpjzmj6msuydmem6gdakkl5svr4kh4q7qi3c4m2fu@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I pick this as a minor celebrity interaction. The time I excitedly told a busload of people about spring-loaded duck penises and discovered Boba Fett was sitting behind me still looms very large in my mind.
(Yes, I would have done it anyway, but I might not have made the hand gestures.)
(Yes, I would have done it anyway, but I might not have made the hand gestures.)
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I pick this as a minor celebrity interaction. The time I excitedly told a busload of people about spring-loaded duck penises and discovered Boba Fett was sitting behind me still looms very large in my mind.
(Yes, I would have done it anyway, but I might not have made the hand gestures.)
(Yes, I would have done it anyway, but I might not have made the hand gestures.)
Today: the annual game of Christmas Arkham Horror!
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Today: the annual game of Christmas Arkham Horror!
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Some gorgeous sapphic mosaics in the Lincoln Center MTA stop for the 1 train
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Some gorgeous sapphic mosaics in the Lincoln Center MTA stop for the 1 train
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I don't know how to title this but I love it
December 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I don't know how to title this but I love it
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"It was Christmas week: we took to no settled employment, but spent it in a sort of merry domestic dissipation."
--Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
--Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"It was Christmas week: we took to no settled employment, but spent it in a sort of merry domestic dissipation."
--Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
--Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
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I am the executor of my parents' estate and I have mentioned, multiple times, to them that it would be a HUGE HELP if they would dump 20 pounds of the wheat they bought in 1980 every week into their green bin.
Do they listen? No.
Do they listen? No.
From fine china to model trains, millennials and Gen Xers stand to inherit much more than money.
Boomers Are Passing Down Fortunes — And Way, Way Too Much Stuff
As the $90 trillion Great Wealth Transfer begins, millennials and Gen X aren’t just inheriting money. They’re being buried under an avalanche of baseball cards, fine china and collections of all sorts.
bloom.bg
December 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I am the executor of my parents' estate and I have mentioned, multiple times, to them that it would be a HUGE HELP if they would dump 20 pounds of the wheat they bought in 1980 every week into their green bin.
Do they listen? No.
Do they listen? No.
Things I want to say to trans women in the ladies' bathroom:
-you are my hero
-you inspire me to be more brave and true to myself
-if anyone gives you trouble, please let me know.
Things I might actually say:
-nothing
-I can never get these damn taps to work
-that's an amazing coat
-you are my hero
-you inspire me to be more brave and true to myself
-if anyone gives you trouble, please let me know.
Things I might actually say:
-nothing
-I can never get these damn taps to work
-that's an amazing coat
December 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Things I want to say to trans women in the ladies' bathroom:
-you are my hero
-you inspire me to be more brave and true to myself
-if anyone gives you trouble, please let me know.
Things I might actually say:
-nothing
-I can never get these damn taps to work
-that's an amazing coat
-you are my hero
-you inspire me to be more brave and true to myself
-if anyone gives you trouble, please let me know.
Things I might actually say:
-nothing
-I can never get these damn taps to work
-that's an amazing coat
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
I strongly recommend the comments
There are some great suggestions here, but I feel like Elrond deserved at least one F-bomb somewhere. “Men. Men are fucking weak.”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I strongly recommend the comments
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On this date in 1847, Elizabeth McMaster was born. She would lead the campaign to establish the Hospital for Sick Children.
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
On this date in 1847, Elizabeth McMaster was born. She would lead the campaign to establish the Hospital for Sick Children.
Merry Christmas to me!
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Merry Christmas to me!
We have started eating the gift cheese. God I love getting cheese at Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We have started eating the gift cheese. God I love getting cheese at Christmas
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wait, what? where is my Sinatra's mom biopic??
Side note: Sinatra’s mom Natalina “Dolly” Garaventa, a midwife by trade, ran an underground free abortion clinic, chained herself to a fence to fight for women’s suffrage and was an extremely influential organizer for the Democratic Party
www.irishtimes.com/opinion/eamo...
www.irishtimes.com/opinion/eamo...
December 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
wait, what? where is my Sinatra's mom biopic??
What a sad little stub of a man Stephen Miller is
December 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What a sad little stub of a man Stephen Miller is
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Shout-out to the multiple men who looked me in the eye in my office and said "So how do you account for YOUR success? Do you think it was like, because you're a woman? And brown?"
Also heard "checking diversity boxes," as if a publisher cares about that and not money
Also heard "checking diversity boxes," as if a publisher cares about that and not money
December 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Shout-out to the multiple men who looked me in the eye in my office and said "So how do you account for YOUR success? Do you think it was like, because you're a woman? And brown?"
Also heard "checking diversity boxes," as if a publisher cares about that and not money
Also heard "checking diversity boxes," as if a publisher cares about that and not money
Honestly this sounds like a lot more fun than the dinner I just hosted
The inhabitants of Dendera are inebriated with wine, a garland of flowers on their heads; the people of Edfu are filled with joy, anointed with oil of dried myrrh of the highest quality, all the young people are intoxicated, whilst remaining lucid. (OGC)
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Honestly this sounds like a lot more fun than the dinner I just hosted
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And the Vampyre Lestat, who did NOT die...
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
And the Vampyre Lestat, who did NOT die...
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I made every man like his fellow; and I did not command that they do wrong. It is their hearts that disobey what I have said. This is one of the deeds. (Coffin Texts) (ALL)
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I made every man like his fellow; and I did not command that they do wrong. It is their hearts that disobey what I have said. This is one of the deeds. (Coffin Texts) (ALL)
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*squints at tree skirt*
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*squints at tree skirt*