Hands Full of Butt
@azuluribe.bsky.social
Writer, bi-cultural deportee, she/they.
Spiritually, I am Chappell Roan yelling “You’re no fuuuuuuuuun!” To the VIP section in Redlands
Spiritually, I am Chappell Roan yelling “You’re no fuuuuuuuuun!” To the VIP section in Redlands
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New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
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The Companies Behind ICE
Sludge built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
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January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
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Emily Heller, an eyewitness, is speaking out to set the record straight. Officers were screaming at Renee Nicole Good, “Move, move, move.”
So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?
So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Emily Heller, an eyewitness, is speaking out to set the record straight. Officers were screaming at Renee Nicole Good, “Move, move, move.”
So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?
So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
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Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
Started traveling at 8 am and so close to finally getting to our sleeping quarters 😭
December 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Started traveling at 8 am and so close to finally getting to our sleeping quarters 😭
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Fentanyl is fentanyl. It’s a molecule. The illicit form, which is the same molecule as the medical form, comes in a different physical state (solid rather than liquid) making it even less of a threat/concern to anyone who isn’t using illicit drugs. It’s one of the most studied compounds in existence
The official white house statement specifies "illicit fentanyl" as being a WMD.
They don't clearly state what distinguishes it from licit fentanyl, which is presumably what his staffers were given.
They don't clearly state what distinguishes it from licit fentanyl, which is presumably what his staffers were given.
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Fentanyl is fentanyl. It’s a molecule. The illicit form, which is the same molecule as the medical form, comes in a different physical state (solid rather than liquid) making it even less of a threat/concern to anyone who isn’t using illicit drugs. It’s one of the most studied compounds in existence
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Spotify wrapped
Bluesky wrapped
All I want wrapped is a burrito.
Bluesky wrapped
All I want wrapped is a burrito.
December 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Spotify wrapped
Bluesky wrapped
All I want wrapped is a burrito.
Bluesky wrapped
All I want wrapped is a burrito.
What are we up to tonight? El debate está bien prendido— que tipo de oso es el osito Bimbo?!
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What are we up to tonight? El debate está bien prendido— que tipo de oso es el osito Bimbo?!
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Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it, you cannot use it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it, you cannot use it.
We are getting a Popeyes in Merida— biscuits drier than the Sahara, I have missed you
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
We are getting a Popeyes in Merida— biscuits drier than the Sahara, I have missed you
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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yeah man, trans reporters, whom the ny times derogatorily calls "trans activists" so that normies won't listen to them, have been reporting on ADF activity in the UK since 2018.
bigotry in journalism makes you late to the story.
bigotry in journalism makes you late to the story.
Really important NYT investigation finds that the ADF has been working with Reform, 'courting the party since at least 2024' and that the British arm 'orchestrated Mr Farage’s appearance in Congress, reaching out to ask if he would like to give evidence on censorship'
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/w...
They Helped Topple Roe v. Wade. Now Their Sights Are Set on Britain.
www.nytimes.com
October 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
yeah man, trans reporters, whom the ny times derogatorily calls "trans activists" so that normies won't listen to them, have been reporting on ADF activity in the UK since 2018.
bigotry in journalism makes you late to the story.
bigotry in journalism makes you late to the story.
Starting to get worried that all my tests come out clean but I am still losing too much weight
October 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Starting to get worried that all my tests come out clean but I am still losing too much weight
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I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections
October 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections
After incredible joint pain I went to the doctor only to hear I might have dengue and idk why it is so funny to me, like what is this, a Rudyard Kipling novel?!
(Also I have to get blood drawn tomorrow to confirm)
(Also I have to get blood drawn tomorrow to confirm)
October 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
After incredible joint pain I went to the doctor only to hear I might have dengue and idk why it is so funny to me, like what is this, a Rudyard Kipling novel?!
(Also I have to get blood drawn tomorrow to confirm)
(Also I have to get blood drawn tomorrow to confirm)
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know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this
2 years later
2 years later
March 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this
2 years later
2 years later
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the thing about the klein/coates interview is that one has principles and one does not. seems pretty simple to me
September 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
the thing about the klein/coates interview is that one has principles and one does not. seems pretty simple to me
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WOW. This entire story is HORRIFIC. This is FOIA of a body cam from the raid in upstate New York the same day as the Hyundai plant. It catches a Border Patrol agent on camera only bragging about denying medical care to migrants detained at the border under Biden — who he says are all "animals."
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The agent admits he treats immigrants like "they're animals" and that he tells his kids that they are animals "all the time"
September 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
WOW. This entire story is HORRIFIC. This is FOIA of a body cam from the raid in upstate New York the same day as the Hyundai plant. It catches a Border Patrol agent on camera only bragging about denying medical care to migrants detained at the border under Biden — who he says are all "animals."
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Trump just signed an illegal executive order designed to target his political opposition by designating them terrorists and using the DOJ, IRS, FBI, and the JTTF to investigate and charge liberal organizations, funders, members, and protesters.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Countering Domestic Terrorism and Organized Political Violence
NATIONAL SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL MEMORANDUM/NSPM-7 MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF STATE THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL
www.whitehouse.gov
September 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Trump just signed an illegal executive order designed to target his political opposition by designating them terrorists and using the DOJ, IRS, FBI, and the JTTF to investigate and charge liberal organizations, funders, members, and protesters.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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I know everything seems awful right now, but this is an INCREDIBLE breakthrough and such good news.
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I know everything seems awful right now, but this is an INCREDIBLE breakthrough and such good news.
My entire kingdom to not start the day at 7 am with several messes to fix istg
September 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My entire kingdom to not start the day at 7 am with several messes to fix istg
Is being an asshole a prerequisite to working for DHS asking for myself
September 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Is being an asshole a prerequisite to working for DHS asking for myself