baja blister
@bajablisst.bsky.social
used to be a lexamateur, now i’m a lexapro
Probably one encouraging fisticuffs against not-sees, which is a shame because that’s the energy America so desperately needs right now
If you were running for public office which of your tweets/skeets would be the one to tank your candidacy?
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Probably one encouraging fisticuffs against not-sees, which is a shame because that’s the energy America so desperately needs right now
She’s beautiful 🥹
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
She’s beautiful 🥹
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I don't think the human brain is properly equipped to deal with the roughly 5,000 scam attempts we experience every day.
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don't think the human brain is properly equipped to deal with the roughly 5,000 scam attempts we experience every day.
A family I grew up with has 2 trans kids out of 3 and their Catholic parents are so openly supportive and also just don’t make a big deal out of it and it just 🥹🥲 gets me. It’s just not that hard to love your kids.
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
A family I grew up with has 2 trans kids out of 3 and their Catholic parents are so openly supportive and also just don’t make a big deal out of it and it just 🥹🥲 gets me. It’s just not that hard to love your kids.
it pmo that 12 pm doesn’t come right after 11 pm
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
it pmo that 12 pm doesn’t come right after 11 pm
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look at this absolute robber baron
October 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
look at this absolute robber baron
My husband found the most Me™ post of all time
why are people emailing me, don't they know I'm sleepy
May 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My husband found the most Me™ post of all time
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It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
April 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
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Is manliness a scam?
April 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is manliness a scam?
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Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring.
And then ended like that.
And then ended like that.
April 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring.
And then ended like that.
And then ended like that.
happy cadbury wingspan egg season to all who celebrate
March 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
happy cadbury wingspan egg season to all who celebrate
Reveal: I was in fact Pregnant
day 3 of not leaving the house because i feel too miserable to go anywhere. i am not having a baja blast
March 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Reveal: I was in fact Pregnant
I was hoping to spend the next 5–10 years as a country doing cool things like moving toward a 30-hour work week and universal health care, not rudimentary shit like protecting elections and not purposely tanking the entire federal government for fun????
March 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I was hoping to spend the next 5–10 years as a country doing cool things like moving toward a 30-hour work week and universal health care, not rudimentary shit like protecting elections and not purposely tanking the entire federal government for fun????
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Gertrude! How cute is she??
March 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Gertrude! How cute is she??
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Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.
March 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.
In a group chat with a friend of friends and am trying so hard not to get on a soapbox about her asking her husband to “babysit” their kids 🥴
February 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
In a group chat with a friend of friends and am trying so hard not to get on a soapbox about her asking her husband to “babysit” their kids 🥴
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Any librarian with two brain cells to rub together (which is damn near all of them) know that the public library system as a whole is a natural enemy of the fascist. You either fight as a librarian or die unemployed because they hate everything that makes libraries so fucking important.
January 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Any librarian with two brain cells to rub together (which is damn near all of them) know that the public library system as a whole is a natural enemy of the fascist. You either fight as a librarian or die unemployed because they hate everything that makes libraries so fucking important.
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Librarians are the fucking best
When the Patriot Act was passed, libraries got requests for patrons’ borrowing history. We were prohibited from disclosing those requests.
We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason.
ALSO.
We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason.
ALSO.
January 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Librarians are the fucking best
Torn on leaving Facebook because it’s easier to cyberbully the zuck there :/
January 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Torn on leaving Facebook because it’s easier to cyberbully the zuck there :/
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It's so embarrassing to be rich and not happy. If I had $200 billion I wouldn't be trying to impress Joe Rogan with my tough boy talk, I'd be jousting on jet skis, I'd be paying church choirs to sing dirty words, I'd buy one of the really big Lego sets. Being an angry rich guy is so cringe.
January 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's so embarrassing to be rich and not happy. If I had $200 billion I wouldn't be trying to impress Joe Rogan with my tough boy talk, I'd be jousting on jet skis, I'd be paying church choirs to sing dirty words, I'd buy one of the really big Lego sets. Being an angry rich guy is so cringe.
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This seems to have been a very good day to be mostly offline.
January 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This seems to have been a very good day to be mostly offline.
Artists you’ve seen live by letter
I feel like I’m definitely forgetting some
Aquabats
Brand New
Coheed and Cambria
Death Cab for Cutie
E
FUN.
G
H
Ingrid Michaelson
J
K
L
My Chemical Romance / Mumford & Sons
N
O
Panic! At the Disco
Q
Reel Big Fish
Suburban Legends
Taking Back Sunday
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
I feel like I’m definitely forgetting some
Aquabats
Brand New
Coheed and Cambria
Death Cab for Cutie
E
FUN.
G
H
Ingrid Michaelson
J
K
L
My Chemical Romance / Mumford & Sons
N
O
Panic! At the Disco
Q
Reel Big Fish
Suburban Legends
Taking Back Sunday
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Artists you’ve seen live by letter (many with @bajablisst.bsky.social)
All American Rejects
Brand New
Coheed and Cambria
Death Cab for Cutie
Ed Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
F.u.n.
G
H
I
J
K
L
Motion City Soundtrack
N
O
P
Q
R
S
They Might Be Giants
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
All American Rejects
Brand New
Coheed and Cambria
Death Cab for Cutie
Ed Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
F.u.n.
G
H
I
J
K
L
Motion City Soundtrack
N
O
P
Q
R
S
They Might Be Giants
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
Artists you’ve seen live by letter
Adam Lambert
BTS
Cute is What We Aim For
Dir en grey
Eric Nam
Fallout Boy
Girugamesh
Halestorm
I
J
Kaggra
L
Miyavi
Neyo
One Republic
Plain White Tees
Q
R
System of a Down
Tokio Hotel
U
Vidoll
W
X
Yoshiki
Z
Adam Lambert
BTS
Cute is What We Aim For
Dir en grey
Eric Nam
Fallout Boy
Girugamesh
Halestorm
I
J
Kaggra
L
Miyavi
Neyo
One Republic
Plain White Tees
Q
R
System of a Down
Tokio Hotel
U
Vidoll
W
X
Yoshiki
Z
January 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Artists you’ve seen live by letter
I feel like I’m definitely forgetting some
Aquabats
Brand New
Coheed and Cambria
Death Cab for Cutie
E
FUN.
G
H
Ingrid Michaelson
J
K
L
My Chemical Romance / Mumford & Sons
N
O
Panic! At the Disco
Q
Reel Big Fish
Suburban Legends
Taking Back Sunday
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
I feel like I’m definitely forgetting some
Aquabats
Brand New
Coheed and Cambria
Death Cab for Cutie
E
FUN.
G
H
Ingrid Michaelson
J
K
L
My Chemical Romance / Mumford & Sons
N
O
Panic! At the Disco
Q
Reel Big Fish
Suburban Legends
Taking Back Sunday
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
me at work: I’m a smart, capable, independent woman
me at home: husband is going to help me shave my legs bc my tummy hurts and I’m baby 🥺
me at home: husband is going to help me shave my legs bc my tummy hurts and I’m baby 🥺
June 14, 2024 at 9:58 PM
me at work: I’m a smart, capable, independent woman
me at home: husband is going to help me shave my legs bc my tummy hurts and I’m baby 🥺
me at home: husband is going to help me shave my legs bc my tummy hurts and I’m baby 🥺