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Mike Sakasegawa
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Photographer, writer, podcaster. Host of Keep the Channel Open. Co-host of Hey, It's Me. Making @jejunebug77.bsky.social's coffee every morning. He/him. Please no unsolicited advice.

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Okay new rule: if you respond to my jokes with advice and I don’t know you, I’m blocking you.

Good morning, by the way.
18-year-old rum does not actually solve any of my problems but it does at least taste good while my problems are happening
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Nov 25th 2025 (Easy), in less than 15 minutes
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Man, I really ate shit on this one.
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by Mike Sakasegawa
one more week to check out my print sale!
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November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Reposted by Mike Sakasegawa
Food drive to help fill Universidad Popular's food pantry to help provide emergency food for those that are dealing with food injustice.
Dec. 3rd from 4pm to 6pm at
261 Autumn Drive Ste. 115, San Marcos, 92069. Click on the link to sign-up up to donate.
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Nov 24th 2025 (Easy), in 02:35
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cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Good evening
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I had to replace the faucet in my bathroom today, and @jejunebug77.bsky.social noted that I turn into the dad from A Christmas Story when I’m doing home repairs.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Nov 23rd 2025 (Hard), in less than 39 minutes
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cluesbysam.com

It seems like the Sunday puzzles usually require a separate piece of paper for me to take notes on. And I still make mistakes.
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yes, this was exactly the vibe. Honestly, I’m kinda proud.
They just smile and nod “he’s special.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I had a small bowl of baked beans with dinner tonight and apparently multiple people at the table thought I was just eating a bowl of gravy, and nobody said anything or asked me about it because they all just independently decided it’s just something I’d do.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
You ever think about how the people who need to go to therapy the most are almost invariably the people who won’t?
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Nov 22nd 2025 (Hard), in less than 15 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
There’s a guy on TikTok whose whole deal is juggling in time with pop and hip hop songs and I absolutely want to know nothing about him. I just want to enjoy watching this nerdy-looking white guy juggle and dance, and remain blissfully ignorant of any potential milkshake ducking.
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Utterly unsurprised to see that Peters and Levin voted yes. Also unsurprised but pleased to see that Jacobs voted no. Mildly surprised in a good way that Vargas voted no. clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If RFK Jr got super high and decided to jump off a building because he decided gravity was “just a theory,” what do we think the odds are that the NYT would say he was challenging scientific orthodoxy?
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
How many superglue-related visits do you think a typical emergency room sees? I mean, it’s gotta be more than none, right?
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If you make a bad joke and then immediately point out that the joke was bad, that doesn’t make the joke funnier.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Whomstace Q. Upright Citizen’s Brigade

(I don’t know why I’m like this)
who up is actually short for whomst upright
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
How in the fuck did I end up on the fragile, butt-hurt, perpetual victim man side of Netgalley and how do I get out?
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Reposted by Mike Sakasegawa
don’t touch that it’s my emotional support second short story collection I must write before my first novel
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In about five years, this Pokémon is going to start saying Infinite Jest is his favorite book despite not having read it.
Oh, they made a Pokémon that vapes
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Nov 21st 2025 (Hard), in less than 20 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m just gonna say it: ELO’s “Mr. Blue Sky” should end at the 3 minute, 47 second mark.
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Nov 20th 2025 (Tricky), in less than 10 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
#MyNextRead 📚💙
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM