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@bearbehind.bsky.social
Jamie, just your average Merseyside-based foulmouthed slutty gay Welsh vegetarian historian and amateur chef, but naked this time.
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CN: rape
The more often we tell these stories the harder it is for stealthing rapists to pretend it was all a mistake.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-2/ This time in '23
The more often we tell these stories the harder it is for stealthing rapists to pretend it was all a mistake.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-2/ This time in '23
Stealth (part 2): Why am I telling this story? | Girl on the Net
Why bother telling people the mundane, horrible, grim story of getting stealthed? Let me count the fucking reasons, starting with this: because it's true.
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December 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
CN: rape
The more often we tell these stories the harder it is for stealthing rapists to pretend it was all a mistake.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-2/ This time in '23
The more often we tell these stories the harder it is for stealthing rapists to pretend it was all a mistake.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-2/ This time in '23
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“If I survive the next operation, then I’ve been given a reprieve from a death sentence. A good fucking would be a great way to celebrate!”
This time in '23 - one of my FAVOURITE guest blogs.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/post-ch...
This time in '23 - one of my FAVOURITE guest blogs.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/post-ch...
Guest blog: My post-chemo hook-up promise | Girl on the Net
Bev, who is in her 70s, discusses the casual, meaningless sex she wants, and how her hairdresser lined her up with a post-chemo hook-up...
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December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“If I survive the next operation, then I’ve been given a reprieve from a death sentence. A good fucking would be a great way to celebrate!”
This time in '23 - one of my FAVOURITE guest blogs.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/post-ch...
This time in '23 - one of my FAVOURITE guest blogs.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/post-ch...
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Me, in a dark corridor of the bathhouse and no glasses: “Ooh, that dumpy old guy with the big dick looks my type.” I smiled at him, he smiled too. We continued to walk towards each other.
You can supply the punchline for yourselves. 🪞
You can supply the punchline for yourselves. 🪞
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Me, in a dark corridor of the bathhouse and no glasses: “Ooh, that dumpy old guy with the big dick looks my type.” I smiled at him, he smiled too. We continued to walk towards each other.
You can supply the punchline for yourselves. 🪞
You can supply the punchline for yourselves. 🪞
Livin' the dream.
Hear the harrowing tale of the masochist lad who walked into the dungeon and ended up getting flogged…a lot. Did he like it? Would he do it again? Listen at savage.love and find out. Do you have a tale to tell? Write it up and send it in: [email protected]
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Livin' the dream.
I use event-based PrEP, because (a) I’m a bottom so sex requires planning and thus is always an event; and (b) because spending an hour a day every day trying not to throw the damn pills up is too much like hard work.
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I use event-based PrEP, because (a) I’m a bottom so sex requires planning and thus is always an event; and (b) because spending an hour a day every day trying not to throw the damn pills up is too much like hard work.
Off to the bathhouse in Manchesterford tomorrow, so have had a depilatory session to neaten everything up and am sat working with a buttplug in place.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Off to the bathhouse in Manchesterford tomorrow, so have had a depilatory session to neaten everything up and am sat working with a buttplug in place.
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CN: rape
This time in 2023, I told a story that still disgusts me today.
Occasionally people ask me what happened with this, so I guess at some point I should update you on the aftermath. I have stuff in draft but it feels maybe too late?
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-1/
This time in 2023, I told a story that still disgusts me today.
Occasionally people ask me what happened with this, so I guess at some point I should update you on the aftermath. I have stuff in draft but it feels maybe too late?
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-1/
Stealth (part 1): The only story I want to tell right now | Girl on the Net
CN: rape. I got stealthed. A guy pretended to put on a condom and then – knowing I would not have consented to a shag without one - he fucked me.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
CN: rape
This time in 2023, I told a story that still disgusts me today.
Occasionally people ask me what happened with this, so I guess at some point I should update you on the aftermath. I have stuff in draft but it feels maybe too late?
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-1/
This time in 2023, I told a story that still disgusts me today.
Occasionally people ask me what happened with this, so I guess at some point I should update you on the aftermath. I have stuff in draft but it feels maybe too late?
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/stealth-1/
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Really pleased that Your Party has accepted my design for their new logo.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Really pleased that Your Party has accepted my design for their new logo.
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You were hot until I found out you still used tw*tter.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
You were hot until I found out you still used tw*tter.
Almost a full house.
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Almost a full house.
New retro t-shirt.
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
New retro t-shirt.
*burps DNA*
Horny. Think I'll go to The Basement bathhouse in Manchesterford tomorrow and see if any Mancunian guys want to plunder my arse.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
*burps DNA*
Horny. Think I'll go to The Basement bathhouse in Manchesterford tomorrow and see if any Mancunian guys want to plunder my arse.
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Horny. Think I'll go to The Basement bathhouse in Manchesterford tomorrow and see if any Mancunian guys want to plunder my arse.
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It’s extremely appealing, that curve of someone's bald head. Mesmerising beyond words.
In lieu of words, I like to stroke it with my fingertips.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/hot-bal... This time in '23
In lieu of words, I like to stroke it with my fingertips.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/hot-bal... This time in '23
3 of my hot bald boyfriend’s best angles | Girl on the Net
Not everyone can be bald, and that is OK. But because bald guys don't get NEARLY enough love, here are 3 of my hot bald boyfriend's best angles.
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November 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It’s extremely appealing, that curve of someone's bald head. Mesmerising beyond words.
In lieu of words, I like to stroke it with my fingertips.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/hot-bal... This time in '23
In lieu of words, I like to stroke it with my fingertips.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/hot-bal... This time in '23
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Go get jabbed, lads.
Mpox cases in Europe prompt vaccine reminder
UK health officials are encouraging gay, bisexual and other men who have sex with men to be vaccinated.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Go get jabbed, lads.
In Derby for a wedding tomorrow. Had time to spare tonight. His name was Tomáš, he was 24, and I’m still not sitting comfortably 30 minutes later.
Anyway, full-length hotel mirrors mean you get to see my fucked arse. Have at it, lads.
Anyway, full-length hotel mirrors mean you get to see my fucked arse. Have at it, lads.
October 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In Derby for a wedding tomorrow. Had time to spare tonight. His name was Tomáš, he was 24, and I’m still not sitting comfortably 30 minutes later.
Anyway, full-length hotel mirrors mean you get to see my fucked arse. Have at it, lads.
Anyway, full-length hotel mirrors mean you get to see my fucked arse. Have at it, lads.
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Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms
September 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms
Veeting up the sack and taint against potential adventures on Wednesday.
September 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Veeting up the sack and taint against potential adventures on Wednesday.
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"He told me to bring him off. I carried on.
He asked me to bring him off. I carried on.
He begged me to bring him off. I carried on."
STUNNINGLY hot post on the power of #submission from this time last year by @jamiebear.uk 😍
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/proud-sub/
He asked me to bring him off. I carried on.
He begged me to bring him off. I carried on."
STUNNINGLY hot post on the power of #submission from this time last year by @jamiebear.uk 😍
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/proud-sub/
September 13, 2025 at 9:21 AM
"He told me to bring him off. I carried on.
He asked me to bring him off. I carried on.
He begged me to bring him off. I carried on."
STUNNINGLY hot post on the power of #submission from this time last year by @jamiebear.uk 😍
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/proud-sub/
He asked me to bring him off. I carried on.
He begged me to bring him off. I carried on."
STUNNINGLY hot post on the power of #submission from this time last year by @jamiebear.uk 😍
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/proud-sub/
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Now's a good time to join my Patreon because I accidentally put TWO new pieces of #AudioPorn live instead of one.
Also, use code WANKER at checkout for money off an annual sub. I set that up out of pure childish glee that it would let me.
patreon.com/girlonthenet
Also, use code WANKER at checkout for money off an annual sub. I set that up out of pure childish glee that it would let me.
patreon.com/girlonthenet
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August 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Now's a good time to join my Patreon because I accidentally put TWO new pieces of #AudioPorn live instead of one.
Also, use code WANKER at checkout for money off an annual sub. I set that up out of pure childish glee that it would let me.
patreon.com/girlonthenet
Also, use code WANKER at checkout for money off an annual sub. I set that up out of pure childish glee that it would let me.
patreon.com/girlonthenet
I was too young to be having these thoughts at the time, obviously, but now I would quite like 1982 Stephan Remmler to bend me in half and have me over a table.
Top of the Pops (8th July 1982). Trio are at number 30 in the hit parade with Da Da Da.
July 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I was too young to be having these thoughts at the time, obviously, but now I would quite like 1982 Stephan Remmler to bend me in half and have me over a table.
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'are u a top or a bottom'
im a SLUT
im a SLUT
June 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
'are u a top or a bottom'
im a SLUT
im a SLUT
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Secondary hair tidied, trimmed, plucked, shaved and/or Naired according to location ready for tomorrow’s adventures.
June 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Secondary hair tidied, trimmed, plucked, shaved and/or Naired according to location ready for tomorrow’s adventures.