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Bex Revenge
@beccakemp.bsky.social
Personal Coach. Burlesque Performer. Army EOD Veteran. Knitter. Trying to err on the side of compassion. I read a lot. Nashville, TN
Had to put on the big sweater an hour ago. Now I've wrapped a wool scarf around my head and neck. I love winter and I hate being cold and also still have hot flashes. I can be comfortable for maybe 14 minutes at time.
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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COOKED, honey.
So we’re all feeling burnt out, right?
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I am sitting here with my morning cup of tea, wiping tears of hysterical laughter from my eyes.

I LOVE Claire's recaps and this one is a fucking treasure.

Read it, read it now. Bookmark it for when you are cranky.
I'm finally starting season 2 of "Finding Mr. Christmas," the Hallmark reality show where the most wholesome, non-toxic men in America compete for the chance to be a Christmas movie star (somehow a real job), judged by a gay man and Barbra Jean from "Reba"

it's the greatest show you're not watching
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I have just discovered decorative toilet floor bolt covers and now I have to decide what kind of cute animal toilet floor bolt cover I want. Dinosaur? Turtle? Whale? Elephant? Unicorn?
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What this says to me is that I need to get soup ingredients on my Friday grocery trip.
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Me to me: Close this tab. You have no business on this tab. You have enough yarn.
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I had coconut macadamia crusted fish for dinner tonight and the house smelled a little fishy so I lit a candle which smells a little too perfumey and let me tell you the combined odor in here right now is not great.
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I read this a few years ago and I still think about the characters from time to time! It's a good one.
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I drove 10 hours home to Nashville from Florida today and I am so so so so excited to get into my own bed with my own pillow.
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
11 hour drive back home tomorrow. It will all be worth it to be back in my own bed.

I am really, really fortunate to have good family. They don't really get me and I don't really get them, but they are good. And 3-4 days is about all I can take with them.
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I am trying to plan a trip to see my dad for his birthday in January and all the flight options just suck. Getting from Nashville to the Keys doesn't seem like it should be so challenging.
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In a very average hotel room that’s not remotely near the kind of scenery this picture on the wall suggests. More driving tomorrow.
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I love coaching and I'm really good at working with people to just...figure shit out. It's not always goal setting and change making, sometimes it's discovering new perspectives and learning self compassion.

I try to keep my rates accessible and offer discounts, but UBI would help so much.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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i will be the first to sign up for a social media site that lets you filter out all AI content
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Having a size 11 foot has been such a mixed blessing in this way many, many times.
Sometimes I will see a pair of shoes and say “oh no there goes $300 because I must have you” and then they don’t make them in my size so my bank account does a little sigh of relief.
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My Co-Star bot is going through it
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The absolute hubris of past me to think that just because I knit a project at least 7 times, I would remember how I did it 4 years later.
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
And they've got free shipping this weekend
Remember when Amazon held a sale during Independent Bookstore Day in an effort to undercut indie bookstores?

We didn’t forget. Support local bookstores during Small Business Saturday and beyond.
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My son is here for the weekend which means I'm actually watching tv! We devoured all the episodes of Pluribus yesterday and loved it. I'm going to have to wait till Christmas though to watch the rest with him.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I’ve said this before but I still think a movie starring Dylan McDermott, Dermot Mulroney, and Dylan Mulvaney as siblings would really do a lot for my serotonin right now
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
That post holiday pie for breakfast is such a specific and fantastic treat.
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My son (29) is here for the holiday and this is our 2nd year doing Thanksgiving at the Indian restaurant near me and it’s just the best idea. We have (store bought) pie for later and plenty of leftovers for tomorrow.
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One of my coworkers said "With you, it's what you see is what you get. There's no pretense."

He might not have meant it as a compliment, but I received as such and it's one of the best things that has been said about me.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I have so much to do before my kid comes tomorrow for the weekend and I am just not doing it. I am just sitting here.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Okay I have made my colonoscopy appt for January. I've been avoiding it for the 5 years since I turned 50 for various reasons, but I'm promising my future self that we are getting it done next year.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM