Punkrockbeth
@punkrockbeth.bsky.social
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Prancing disaster. Art-stripper and femmecee. Socialist. Dog mom to Minnie Pearl and girlfriend to TheWrongSongs. Costume archivist. Lifelong Nashvillain. (She/her/uncle) 🇵🇸🎡⚡️💎👽🪩🦅
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punkrockbeth.bsky.social
When was I radicalized? The moment the cops told Pee-Wee that they would not help him find his bike.
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Caviar
Requiem for a Dream
The Little Drummer Boy
beccakemp.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Fresh tomatoes
Schindler's List
Mr. Bojangles
caedmonfaith.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Oooh, we love a hater post

Coconut
American Dreamz
Margaritaville
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
Are y’all really peeing through the open gussets in these shapewear jumpers? HOW?!
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
Early autumn in Tennessee is *a thing* as you may remember.
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
I am so tired of the hackberry tree/sticky aphid shit combo. Also, have we tried synthesizing aphid excretions into an adhesive of some kind? SO FUCKING STICKY.
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
The surprises are what made it special.
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
But also Lebanon and Lafayette.
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notjpo.bsky.social
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳, 𝘯𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
I named my inner bully after my sixth grade tormenter. Her name was Kathina Duncan and sometimes I google her mugshot when I need to feel something.
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plaintanjane.bsky.social
Watching @judiciarydems.senate.gov yesterday as they easily roped Pam Bondi into into lying under oath to Congress yesterday reminded me watching Mike Wallace catch John Ehrlichman in lies about the Watergate break-in.

Bondi has this same cockiness.

1973 @cbsnews.com #60Minutes⏰
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
I think @marcmaron.bsky.social called him an “unfuckable hate-nerd” and boy did he nail that.
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mjmimages.bsky.social
Is it my turn to pick out the canapés for this week’s Antifa meeting? Did people like that asparagus thing I brought last time?
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
My neighborhood has Coopers hawks and crows CONSTANTLY going at each other. Super entertaining on long walks.
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
You can still use it to burn everything down, though.
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ianboudreau.com
Just got back from the Antifa leadership council meeting and it was really great, some big stuff coming up soon. We're making Golden Corral woke in time for Thanksgiving
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figgums.bsky.social
Oh, you haven't heard? Yeah, she transitioned a little while ago. Yeah, she's going by Charlene Horse now
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lolennui.bsky.social
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
Hi. She’s fine. She worked today.
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toomanymouths.bsky.social
i love that when someone tries to communicate a Color That Shouldn't Exist in a cosmic horror movie, invariably it's just like. purple
punkrockbeth.bsky.social
The person who invented zip ties probably never imagined that they would be used to restrain children.