Punkrockbeth
@punkrockbeth.bsky.social
Prancing disaster. Art-stripper and femmecee. Socialist. Dog mom to Minnie Pearl and girlfriend to TheWrongSongs. Costume archivist. Lifelong Nashvillain. (She/her/uncle) 🇵🇸🎡🔥⚡️💎👽🪩🦅
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Punkrockbeth
@punkrockbeth.bsky.social
· May 26
When was I radicalized? The moment the cops told Pee-Wee that they would not help him find his bike.
That last post was me masking my mental illness with snack recommendations. I am currently in bed due to medication adjustments fucking up my sleep and turning my brain to soup. I will be fine. This isn’t a cry for help. Just being real. The strawberry cream cheese thing is legit tho.
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
That last post was me masking my mental illness with snack recommendations. I am currently in bed due to medication adjustments fucking up my sleep and turning my brain to soup. I will be fine. This isn’t a cry for help. Just being real. The strawberry cream cheese thing is legit tho.
Strawberry cream cheese on a ‘nilla wafer is a tiny cheesecake and also the reason I can’t zip my pants.
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Strawberry cream cheese on a ‘nilla wafer is a tiny cheesecake and also the reason I can’t zip my pants.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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One day the people at the Onion are going to look back at this ridiculous meme with profound regret
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
One day the people at the Onion are going to look back at this ridiculous meme with profound regret
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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Another tip for the Bluesky Discover people: posting a lot about my actual dog does not mean I’m interested in humans who pretend to be puppies for sex reasons. These are not the same thing at all. Please use context cues to separate these two very different topics.
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Another tip for the Bluesky Discover people: posting a lot about my actual dog does not mean I’m interested in humans who pretend to be puppies for sex reasons. These are not the same thing at all. Please use context cues to separate these two very different topics.
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I have most of the local cybertrucks trained now to slow down and really soak in the middle fingering I'm going to give them.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have most of the local cybertrucks trained now to slow down and really soak in the middle fingering I'm going to give them.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
At a dance class I complimented a woman on her grippy-bottomed socks. “I love the psych ward socks,” I said. And she goes “I call them Pilates socks.” And those, my friends, are the two types of people.
All this Tarantino discourse makes me feel like I should weigh in. He’s an egomaniac that pays famous people to say the N word for him.
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
All this Tarantino discourse makes me feel like I should weigh in. He’s an egomaniac that pays famous people to say the N word for him.
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Free advice: if you find Quentin Tarantino bashing you in the press… repeat after me.
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Free advice: if you find Quentin Tarantino bashing you in the press… repeat after me.
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
“I was unaware that Harvey Weinstein’s best friend was so critical of me and my work.”
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
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how long does it usually take for skinny jeans to start working?
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
how long does it usually take for skinny jeans to start working?
A night full of dreams about having to use bathrooms where everyone can see you bathrooming. Even dreamed about relieving myself surreptitiously while sitting on a curb being questioned by a cop. What the actual fuck is happening in my brain?
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
A night full of dreams about having to use bathrooms where everyone can see you bathrooming. Even dreamed about relieving myself surreptitiously while sitting on a curb being questioned by a cop. What the actual fuck is happening in my brain?
Few things infuriate me like an unnecessarily sassy 911 operator on a true crime show.
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Few things infuriate me like an unnecessarily sassy 911 operator on a true crime show.
2 things gleaned from the new Diddy doc: 1) Diddy is an asshole and a criminal sexual predator. 2) Fiddy Cent really hates Diddy’s whole ass.
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
2 things gleaned from the new Diddy doc: 1) Diddy is an asshole and a criminal sexual predator. 2) Fiddy Cent really hates Diddy’s whole ass.
Are you wearing…..?
The Elmo legs? Yeah, I am.
The Elmo legs? Yeah, I am.
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Are you wearing…..?
The Elmo legs? Yeah, I am.
The Elmo legs? Yeah, I am.
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Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
Being loved by a kind and smart man makes me feel so brave and worthy. If a man like that continues to fuck with me, well I must be an okay person. And y’all know I am not fan of men on the whole so this one has gotta be pretty special. He is bad for my brand and I don’t care.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Being loved by a kind and smart man makes me feel so brave and worthy. If a man like that continues to fuck with me, well I must be an okay person. And y’all know I am not fan of men on the whole so this one has gotta be pretty special. He is bad for my brand and I don’t care.