Ben Ford Author
@benfordauthor.bsky.social
I write spooky comics and stuff👻😈
NO ONE GETS HURT- out this winter!
https://www.comix.one/projects/no-one-gets-hurt-issue-1-b1cca3eec809
NO ONE GETS HURT- out this winter!
https://www.comix.one/projects/no-one-gets-hurt-issue-1-b1cca3eec809
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Whaddup, Gang?💅
Looking for a new horror read? Consider my upcoming debut series, “NO ONE GETS HURT” which is starting its crowdfunding this october 🎃 👻
Use the 🔗 in my bio to get notified when the campaign goes live🌚
Looking for a new horror read? Consider my upcoming debut series, “NO ONE GETS HURT” which is starting its crowdfunding this october 🎃 👻
Use the 🔗 in my bio to get notified when the campaign goes live🌚
Hey Gang!
All i’ve ever wanted to do is tell stories 📕 🪱
My debut comic book series “NO ONE GETS HURT” is available right now on the comix.one crowdfunding platform!
Digital is $2 and physical is $5! We are 23% funded right now so don’t miss your opportunity to get in at the ground floor😛💅
All i’ve ever wanted to do is tell stories 📕 🪱
My debut comic book series “NO ONE GETS HURT” is available right now on the comix.one crowdfunding platform!
Digital is $2 and physical is $5! We are 23% funded right now so don’t miss your opportunity to get in at the ground floor😛💅
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hey Gang!
All i’ve ever wanted to do is tell stories 📕 🪱
My debut comic book series “NO ONE GETS HURT” is available right now on the comix.one crowdfunding platform!
Digital is $2 and physical is $5! We are 23% funded right now so don’t miss your opportunity to get in at the ground floor😛💅
All i’ve ever wanted to do is tell stories 📕 🪱
My debut comic book series “NO ONE GETS HURT” is available right now on the comix.one crowdfunding platform!
Digital is $2 and physical is $5! We are 23% funded right now so don’t miss your opportunity to get in at the ground floor😛💅
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There should be a mechanic in the Zelda games where you can blaspheme the name of the triforce and it breaks a bunch of quests until you go to Nintendo Hell and kill Donkey Kong
September 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
There should be a mechanic in the Zelda games where you can blaspheme the name of the triforce and it breaks a bunch of quests until you go to Nintendo Hell and kill Donkey Kong
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you can always tell when a centrist went to an Ivy because they put an apostrophe at the end of “fuckin”
September 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
you can always tell when a centrist went to an Ivy because they put an apostrophe at the end of “fuckin”
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"The Emperor is naked!" The little boy shouted gleefully.
The next day the empire declared children to be a terrorist organization, Fox News said little boys should be euthanized, and rest of the media wrote think pieces about what nudity means.
And they all lived happily ever after, or something
The next day the empire declared children to be a terrorist organization, Fox News said little boys should be euthanized, and rest of the media wrote think pieces about what nudity means.
And they all lived happily ever after, or something
September 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"The Emperor is naked!" The little boy shouted gleefully.
The next day the empire declared children to be a terrorist organization, Fox News said little boys should be euthanized, and rest of the media wrote think pieces about what nudity means.
And they all lived happily ever after, or something
The next day the empire declared children to be a terrorist organization, Fox News said little boys should be euthanized, and rest of the media wrote think pieces about what nudity means.
And they all lived happily ever after, or something
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Check out this fun interview I got to do with the fine folks at Fanbase Press! I talk HALLOWEEN TEAM: SHADOWS and more.
Look out for Halloween Team: Shadows #1 - releasing September 30th.
Look out for Halloween Team: Shadows #1 - releasing September 30th.
Fanbase Press' @barbrajdillon.bsky.social Interviews @dannybaram.bsky.social on the Release of the Sequel Comic Book Series, ‘Halloween Team: Shadows,’ Through @comickerpress.bsky.social
Fanbase Press Interviews Danny Baram on the Release of the Sequel Comic Book Series, ‘Halloween Team: Shadows,’ Through Comicker - Fanbasepress
The following is an interview with Danny Baram on the upcoming release of the sequel comic book series, Halloween Team: Shadows #1. In this interview, Fanbase
fanbasepress.com
September 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Check out this fun interview I got to do with the fine folks at Fanbase Press! I talk HALLOWEEN TEAM: SHADOWS and more.
Look out for Halloween Team: Shadows #1 - releasing September 30th.
Look out for Halloween Team: Shadows #1 - releasing September 30th.
Apparently Gypsy Rose came to the charlie kirk memorial in my town. Lame.
September 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Apparently Gypsy Rose came to the charlie kirk memorial in my town. Lame.
Is anyone reading anything interesting?
September 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Is anyone reading anything interesting?
Hell House LLC, what’s everyone’s thoughts on the series? As a found footage horror fan I really want to like them, but I’ve struggled every time🫣
Should I try again or let it ride?
Should I try again or let it ride?
September 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Hell House LLC, what’s everyone’s thoughts on the series? As a found footage horror fan I really want to like them, but I’ve struggled every time🫣
Should I try again or let it ride?
Should I try again or let it ride?
Whaddup, Gang?💅
Looking for a new horror read? Consider my upcoming debut series, “NO ONE GETS HURT” which is starting its crowdfunding this october 🎃 👻
Use the 🔗 in my bio to get notified when the campaign goes live🌚
Looking for a new horror read? Consider my upcoming debut series, “NO ONE GETS HURT” which is starting its crowdfunding this october 🎃 👻
Use the 🔗 in my bio to get notified when the campaign goes live🌚
September 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Whaddup, Gang?💅
Looking for a new horror read? Consider my upcoming debut series, “NO ONE GETS HURT” which is starting its crowdfunding this october 🎃 👻
Use the 🔗 in my bio to get notified when the campaign goes live🌚
Looking for a new horror read? Consider my upcoming debut series, “NO ONE GETS HURT” which is starting its crowdfunding this october 🎃 👻
Use the 🔗 in my bio to get notified when the campaign goes live🌚
When you think of action horror movies what are the top 4 that come to mind?
September 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When you think of action horror movies what are the top 4 that come to mind?
Are you a fan of stories like JuJutsu Kaisen, John Dies at the End, or Something is Killing the Children?
Then consider checking out my debut series “NO ONE GETS HURT” 👻
Follow along here and check the 🔗 in my 🧪(bio) to get alerted when the crowdfunding event goes live October 15th!
Then consider checking out my debut series “NO ONE GETS HURT” 👻
Follow along here and check the 🔗 in my 🧪(bio) to get alerted when the crowdfunding event goes live October 15th!
September 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Are you a fan of stories like JuJutsu Kaisen, John Dies at the End, or Something is Killing the Children?
Then consider checking out my debut series “NO ONE GETS HURT” 👻
Follow along here and check the 🔗 in my 🧪(bio) to get alerted when the crowdfunding event goes live October 15th!
Then consider checking out my debut series “NO ONE GETS HURT” 👻
Follow along here and check the 🔗 in my 🧪(bio) to get alerted when the crowdfunding event goes live October 15th!
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Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
September 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
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"Behind The Trees" - my oil painting
August 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"Behind The Trees" - my oil painting
Color me surprised? More like color me out of it, buddy
June 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Color me surprised? More like color me out of it, buddy
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Article: “BlueSky sucks”
Your Timeline: Only people you’ve chosen to follow
Your Timeline: Only people you’ve chosen to follow
June 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Article: “BlueSky sucks”
Your Timeline: Only people you’ve chosen to follow
Your Timeline: Only people you’ve chosen to follow
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WILD ANIMALS from @edbrisson.bsky.social , Andy Kuhn, and @madcavestudios.com is a gut punching, rage-soaked trip down the road of vengeance. Brutal and messy in all the right ways, I loved issue 1 and can't wait to get my hands on the rest of it. FOC is coming up, so put it on your list!
May 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
WILD ANIMALS from @edbrisson.bsky.social , Andy Kuhn, and @madcavestudios.com is a gut punching, rage-soaked trip down the road of vengeance. Brutal and messy in all the right ways, I loved issue 1 and can't wait to get my hands on the rest of it. FOC is coming up, so put it on your list!
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Convo with my 3 year old this morning:
"When you were a girl I go downstairs to make YOU eggies. But I'm a kiddo now."
"...Are you saying we interacted in a past life?"
/emphatic nod "yea!"
"Well, I am so happy to see you again. :)"
":)"
"When you were a girl I go downstairs to make YOU eggies. But I'm a kiddo now."
"...Are you saying we interacted in a past life?"
/emphatic nod "yea!"
"Well, I am so happy to see you again. :)"
":)"
May 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Convo with my 3 year old this morning:
"When you were a girl I go downstairs to make YOU eggies. But I'm a kiddo now."
"...Are you saying we interacted in a past life?"
/emphatic nod "yea!"
"Well, I am so happy to see you again. :)"
":)"
"When you were a girl I go downstairs to make YOU eggies. But I'm a kiddo now."
"...Are you saying we interacted in a past life?"
/emphatic nod "yea!"
"Well, I am so happy to see you again. :)"
":)"
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Art by absolute beginners is so cool. How it's made with total raw feeling and raw observation. Idk!!! Sometimes I get afraid of learning new things because people say they like the messy human edge my art has, and I know what they mean because that's the shit I love too😭
May 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Art by absolute beginners is so cool. How it's made with total raw feeling and raw observation. Idk!!! Sometimes I get afraid of learning new things because people say they like the messy human edge my art has, and I know what they mean because that's the shit I love too😭
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PORTLAND:
WHO: Mark Russell @manruss.bsky.social
WHAT: Vanishing Point #1 release party
WHEN: Saturday May 10, 5-7pm
WHERE: Floating World Comics, @floatingworld.bsky.social 1223 Lloyd Center
#pdxcomics @madcavestudios.com
WHO: Mark Russell @manruss.bsky.social
WHAT: Vanishing Point #1 release party
WHEN: Saturday May 10, 5-7pm
WHERE: Floating World Comics, @floatingworld.bsky.social 1223 Lloyd Center
#pdxcomics @madcavestudios.com
May 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
PORTLAND:
WHO: Mark Russell @manruss.bsky.social
WHAT: Vanishing Point #1 release party
WHEN: Saturday May 10, 5-7pm
WHERE: Floating World Comics, @floatingworld.bsky.social 1223 Lloyd Center
#pdxcomics @madcavestudios.com
WHO: Mark Russell @manruss.bsky.social
WHAT: Vanishing Point #1 release party
WHEN: Saturday May 10, 5-7pm
WHERE: Floating World Comics, @floatingworld.bsky.social 1223 Lloyd Center
#pdxcomics @madcavestudios.com
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Imagine being such a shitty Vice President that you've been chastised by name by two Popes.
May 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Imagine being such a shitty Vice President that you've been chastised by name by two Popes.
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There is a non-zero chance that someone told Tr*mp “An American was just elected Pope” and he thought it was him
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
There is a non-zero chance that someone told Tr*mp “An American was just elected Pope” and he thought it was him
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Okay, this is only anecdotal, but I have noticed a curious number of people into "raw milk" claim that the key to making raw milk safe is boiling it first (and, my dude...hello) so I am not at all convinced that a lot of people claiming to drink "raw milk" *are.*
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Okay, this is only anecdotal, but I have noticed a curious number of people into "raw milk" claim that the key to making raw milk safe is boiling it first (and, my dude...hello) so I am not at all convinced that a lot of people claiming to drink "raw milk" *are.*
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After getting destroyed by breaking news all day, I love to leaf through my small-town newspaper, which has headlines like, "Church Organist Retires After 50 Years," and "Popcorn Stand Raises Money for Rotary Club."
May 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
After getting destroyed by breaking news all day, I love to leaf through my small-town newspaper, which has headlines like, "Church Organist Retires After 50 Years," and "Popcorn Stand Raises Money for Rotary Club."
When I was in 5th Grade I told my friends that we (the United States) should reopen Alcatraz and Gordon (another 5th Grader) immediately shut me down because of the extreme amount if money it would cost to restore it and then keep it operating.
A 5th grader knew this.
A child knew this.
Okie dok
A 5th grader knew this.
A child knew this.
Okie dok
May 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
When I was in 5th Grade I told my friends that we (the United States) should reopen Alcatraz and Gordon (another 5th Grader) immediately shut me down because of the extreme amount if money it would cost to restore it and then keep it operating.
A 5th grader knew this.
A child knew this.
Okie dok
A 5th grader knew this.
A child knew this.
Okie dok