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@benfromseattle.bsky.social
Professional (French) Hornist, Heron Enthusiast, Walter Benjamin enjoyer, currently obsessing over Draw Steel ✍️⚔️
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Finally wokeness is defeated and they're going back to typing in the font the Romans used to type in
State Department Reinstates Times New Roman Font Over DEI Concerns
https://theonion.com/state-department-reinstates-times-new-roman-font-over-dei-concerns/
https://theonion.com/state-department-reinstates-times-new-roman-font-over-dei-concerns/
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Finally wokeness is defeated and they're going back to typing in the font the Romans used to type in
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December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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"AI should be in your battle rhythm every single day" lmfao
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"AI should be in your battle rhythm every single day" lmfao
Well we were all thinking that higher education focuses too much on the education part and not enough on the "making me money" part
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Well we were all thinking that higher education focuses too much on the education part and not enough on the "making me money" part
After Trump eats it we're going to see an intolerable amount of videos showing Republicans auditioning to be Trump 2 by doing the most infuriating tight five you've ever seen
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
After Trump eats it we're going to see an intolerable amount of videos showing Republicans auditioning to be Trump 2 by doing the most infuriating tight five you've ever seen
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you gotta remember that from a conservative perspective, these programs are a failure. they don't want to reduce homelessness, they want to punish homeless people. they'd pay 10x as much for that happily
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
you gotta remember that from a conservative perspective, these programs are a failure. they don't want to reduce homelessness, they want to punish homeless people. they'd pay 10x as much for that happily
Also little Marco's pointed "Mr President" comment at the end of the clip to try to keep him awake nearly killed me
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Also little Marco's pointed "Mr President" comment at the end of the clip to try to keep him awake nearly killed me
Haters can't stand his commitment to being anti-woke
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Haters can't stand his commitment to being anti-woke
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if you ate a costco hotdog, you may be entitled to compensation
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
if you ate a costco hotdog, you may be entitled to compensation
You're laughing. Pete Hegseth has taken enough coke to kill a small elephant and you're laughing.
Before you ask, yes apparently this is real. He must be taking comedy lessons and substances from Elon.
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You're laughing. Pete Hegseth has taken enough coke to kill a small elephant and you're laughing.
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had the intrusive thought that 30 years from now we’re going to have VC funds and military startups named after harry potter stuff and it’s going to be even more annoying than hobbit stuff
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
had the intrusive thought that 30 years from now we’re going to have VC funds and military startups named after harry potter stuff and it’s going to be even more annoying than hobbit stuff
Even ignoring the horrific writing style this is bordering on unreadable, but I will compliment her and say that this is no more incoherent than anyone else advocating this interpretation of both gender and biblical studies. If anything it's more truthful to the incoherence of the position lol
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Even ignoring the horrific writing style this is bordering on unreadable, but I will compliment her and say that this is no more incoherent than anyone else advocating this interpretation of both gender and biblical studies. If anything it's more truthful to the incoherence of the position lol
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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taking performance-enhancing drugs for my custody hearing
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
taking performance-enhancing drugs for my custody hearing
We've created another rare MAGA-Mamdani voter
Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We've created another rare MAGA-Mamdani voter
Really working on those kitchen table issues
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Really working on those kitchen table issues
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bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
My GOAT stays undefeated
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My GOAT stays undefeated
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79-year-old retired optician who has lived (legally) in the U.S. for 74 years. Abolish ICE.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
Sanford grandfather, born in refugee camp, nabbed by ICE after 70 years in U.S.
Paul Bojerski never gained official residency, but he checked in regularly with ICE for years. Then in July, at age 79, he was detained and sent to Alligator Alcatraz.
www.orlandosentinel.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
79-year-old retired optician who has lived (legally) in the U.S. for 74 years. Abolish ICE.
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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Wilson took a 1,976-vote lead over Bruce Harrell. With a maximum of 1,320 ballots remaining, it is mathematically impossible for Harrell to catch up.
Katie Wilson elected Seattle’s next mayor
www.seattletimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!