Ben Gail
@bengail.bsky.social
Game writer for Robot Gentleman. If I’m writing this, and you’re reading this… who’s flying the plane??
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
I feel the same way about Wake Up Dead Man as I do about the other Knives Out movies: the story and reveal are super interesting, it’s a very competently made movie, and the characters and jokes are pretty hard to get through.
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I feel the same way about Wake Up Dead Man as I do about the other Knives Out movies: the story and reveal are super interesting, it’s a very competently made movie, and the characters and jokes are pretty hard to get through.
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every time he says something new about this
December 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
every time he says something new about this
The funniest thing Sven can do at this point is issue an apology statement that’s clearly written by AI.
December 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The funniest thing Sven can do at this point is issue an apology statement that’s clearly written by AI.
At the gym yesterday I watched a guy ask a French woman out by reading a paragraph of text off his phone that he translated to French. She told him his pronunciation is bad and she’s not interested.
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
At the gym yesterday I watched a guy ask a French woman out by reading a paragraph of text off his phone that he translated to French. She told him his pronunciation is bad and she’s not interested.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
Got kicked out of the sex party for “making too much conversation.”
July 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Got kicked out of the sex party for “making too much conversation.”
What are the odds that if they kept smiling and didn’t look guilty, this would have been a blip in time that wouldn’t have even made it back to their spouses?
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What are the odds that if they kept smiling and didn’t look guilty, this would have been a blip in time that wouldn’t have even made it back to their spouses?
I quite literally had a conversation with a family member last week who said he thought AI was perfect for writing obituaries, because it makes the process less emotional.
July 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I quite literally had a conversation with a family member last week who said he thought AI was perfect for writing obituaries, because it makes the process less emotional.
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Finally, a Holy War I can join
June 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Finally, a Holy War I can join
I feel bad for people who don’t watch White Lotus because Sunday night social media must be confounding. “Belinda pulled a Tanya? On Pornchai??”
April 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I feel bad for people who don’t watch White Lotus because Sunday night social media must be confounding. “Belinda pulled a Tanya? On Pornchai??”
“I’m not very lucky with gambling. Last week I went to the track, they shot the gun and it killed my horse.” -Rodney Dangerfield
February 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“I’m not very lucky with gambling. Last week I went to the track, they shot the gun and it killed my horse.” -Rodney Dangerfield
The best part of the Taylor Swift stuff is watching her fanbase learn in real time just how weird and off-putting professional athletes are
Travis Kelce has weighed in on President Donald Trump attending this year’s Super Bowl.
During a press conference on Wednesday (February 5) ahead of the big game on Sunday, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end told reporters that he considered Trump’s appearance to be “a great honor.”
During a press conference on Wednesday (February 5) ahead of the big game on Sunday, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end told reporters that he considered Trump’s appearance to be “a great honor.”
Travis Kelce says it's a 'great honor' that Trump is attending the Super Bowl
The Super Bowl takes place on Sunday, February 9
www.independent.co.uk
February 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The best part of the Taylor Swift stuff is watching her fanbase learn in real time just how weird and off-putting professional athletes are
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I think Elon has really bad social tools and he thought he could salute Hitler in such a way that all his followers would register it but the normies wouldn’t. Like when a kid thinks they can pee their pants “just a little” and no one will notice
January 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I think Elon has really bad social tools and he thought he could salute Hitler in such a way that all his followers would register it but the normies wouldn’t. Like when a kid thinks they can pee their pants “just a little” and no one will notice
The idea that rich people don’t engage in the frivolities of life and are fundamentally more curious and harder working is a notion I’ve only ever seen espoused by people who have never met or been in the proximity of a rich person.
January 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The idea that rich people don’t engage in the frivolities of life and are fundamentally more curious and harder working is a notion I’ve only ever seen espoused by people who have never met or been in the proximity of a rich person.
Welcome to House MD The Game! Press R1 to use your House Senses and find some Vicodin.
December 25, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Welcome to House MD The Game! Press R1 to use your House Senses and find some Vicodin.
Sorry to say my childhood lizard died today. Here’s a text exchange where my mother describes his brutal last hours and my dad assures me the body is being preserved
November 28, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Sorry to say my childhood lizard died today. Here’s a text exchange where my mother describes his brutal last hours and my dad assures me the body is being preserved
I like when you download an open world game that’s 10 years old and you got the deluxe addition so it starts with all the DLC installed. And now you’re level 1 but you have a super powerful car that’s Christmas-themed
November 18, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I like when you download an open world game that’s 10 years old and you got the deluxe addition so it starts with all the DLC installed. And now you’re level 1 but you have a super powerful car that’s Christmas-themed
Trump has nominated my dad to be the head of The Department of Not Mentioning The Race of Every Person In a Story
November 18, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Trump has nominated my dad to be the head of The Department of Not Mentioning The Race of Every Person In a Story
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mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 AM
mike tyson is too old. he should have stepped aside months ago and let kamala take over
I don’t understand people who “hate kids.” What a weird demographic to hate. Did a kid take your job? Did a kid fuck your wife?
November 18, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I don’t understand people who “hate kids.” What a weird demographic to hate. Did a kid take your job? Did a kid fuck your wife?
I didn’t sell my first script until I was 35. Didn’t get a writing job until I was 40. Didn’t find love until I was 80. I am now 250 years old. I am locked in a chest at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, cursed with immortality. And I am waiting.
November 18, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I didn’t sell my first script until I was 35. Didn’t get a writing job until I was 40. Didn’t find love until I was 80. I am now 250 years old. I am locked in a chest at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, cursed with immortality. And I am waiting.
Just wanted to get the gang together early in my tenure to say uh....yo.
November 18, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Just wanted to get the gang together early in my tenure to say uh....yo.