Bergen Hanson
@bergenator.bsky.social
Maybe THIS social media won't turn on me and sell out to grimy politicians or billionaires.
Also I like cinema, literature, cats, and Godzilla.
Also I like cinema, literature, cats, and Godzilla.
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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Pure boredom? 🤷🏼♂️😂 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Pure boredom? 🤷🏼♂️😂 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
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ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Timely.
December 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Timely.
"Home Alone" otherwise known by its original working title "Everyone is a Dick to Kevin"
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Home Alone" otherwise known by its original working title "Everyone is a Dick to Kevin"
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Me: "Alright! I missed out on the Switch era, but now I can catch up on all those great video games, and more to come with the Switch 2!"
Also Me: (Plays a remastered Wii game first)
Also Me: (Plays a remastered Wii game first)
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Me: "Alright! I missed out on the Switch era, but now I can catch up on all those great video games, and more to come with the Switch 2!"
Also Me: (Plays a remastered Wii game first)
Also Me: (Plays a remastered Wii game first)
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One day, IT will happen. And on that day, I'll be blasting my little Playlist.
open.spotify.com/playlist/6G7...
open.spotify.com/playlist/6G7...
When It Happens
open.spotify.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
One day, IT will happen. And on that day, I'll be blasting my little Playlist.
open.spotify.com/playlist/6G7...
open.spotify.com/playlist/6G7...
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For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same
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I’m super curious of the #SilentHill2 movie (Return To Silent Hill) I’ll be honest 🎞️
Like I know it’s not gonna be award winning or anything like that, but it intrigues me 👀
Like I know it’s not gonna be award winning or anything like that, but it intrigues me 👀
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I’m super curious of the #SilentHill2 movie (Return To Silent Hill) I’ll be honest 🎞️
Like I know it’s not gonna be award winning or anything like that, but it intrigues me 👀
Like I know it’s not gonna be award winning or anything like that, but it intrigues me 👀
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Looking for a gift idea this Christmas? Why not a Blu-Ray player, or, if you want to go the extra, a good 4K player?
With the uncertainty behind streaming services, a Blu-Ray/4K/DVD is right there, waiting to be watched. It’s not permanent, as nothing is, but it’s yours.
With the uncertainty behind streaming services, a Blu-Ray/4K/DVD is right there, waiting to be watched. It’s not permanent, as nothing is, but it’s yours.
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Looking for a gift idea this Christmas? Why not a Blu-Ray player, or, if you want to go the extra, a good 4K player?
With the uncertainty behind streaming services, a Blu-Ray/4K/DVD is right there, waiting to be watched. It’s not permanent, as nothing is, but it’s yours.
With the uncertainty behind streaming services, a Blu-Ray/4K/DVD is right there, waiting to be watched. It’s not permanent, as nothing is, but it’s yours.
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zelda games are better the more haunted they feel
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
zelda games are better the more haunted they feel
Once you make more than six figures, you are no longer allowed to enjoy Aqua Teen Hunger Force. This show is for poors, and you will not take that from us.
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Once you make more than six figures, you are no longer allowed to enjoy Aqua Teen Hunger Force. This show is for poors, and you will not take that from us.
I show my face on social media because I'm not about to use anonymity as a shield like some coward.
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I show my face on social media because I'm not about to use anonymity as a shield like some coward.
How to talk to Nazis: 🪓🪓🪓
Cineverse reacts to people mad about the scene where Nazis are killed in ‘Silent Night, Deadly Night’
“Chop chop ... No Nazi is safe on our watch 🪓🎅”
In theaters December 12
“Chop chop ... No Nazi is safe on our watch 🪓🎅”
In theaters December 12
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
How to talk to Nazis: 🪓🪓🪓
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Hey! I’m Santa! Your kid is frightening and sucks! Here’s a song about myself!
— Santa’s visit to Donner’s cave.
— Santa’s visit to Donner’s cave.
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hey! I’m Santa! Your kid is frightening and sucks! Here’s a song about myself!
— Santa’s visit to Donner’s cave.
— Santa’s visit to Donner’s cave.
The fact that it has commercials and autoplays without necessarily choosing to makes it feel even more like the good old days of cable.
It’s basically what streaming used to be before Original Content. Which is to say, a delirious grab bag.
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The fact that it has commercials and autoplays without necessarily choosing to makes it feel even more like the good old days of cable.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
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The Simpsons Good and Evil 16" Talking Krusty Pull String Doll Plush is $13.74 at Target buff.ly/EGoLMZt #ad
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The Simpsons Good and Evil 16" Talking Krusty Pull String Doll Plush is $13.74 at Target buff.ly/EGoLMZt #ad
"What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"
-C. Montgomery Burns
-C. Montgomery Burns
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"
-C. Montgomery Burns
-C. Montgomery Burns