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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇

@bets.bsky.social

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · Mar 12

Sorry I can’t come I’m eating cereal.

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 1h

The love of my life dumped me on the telephone today. Someone I’ve been living with for three months. I’m numb. I’m sad. And I’m so fucking angry that I let myself be duped again.

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 1d

No, I’m not OK tonight peanut. But I will be. Thank you and I love you.❤️🥹

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 1d

Boo, hoo who who who. Aaron Judge is the love child of Derek Jeter and a Rod. He’s literally made out of two men’s sperm.

Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 1d

Sad for you you’re gonna be out in the first round. Then you’re gonna be at the Blue Jays fan with me?

Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 1d

I’m more than perfect. I’m a Bluejay fan.💅

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck the Yankees!

Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 1d

You should’ve been knowing that wagon from the start you bad Canadian!

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 1d

Pain does crazy things to crazy people 🥹

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you for the guy that messaged me and told me I had cellulite on the back of my legs lol. Your dad likes it.

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 2d

Me too, Pops me too!

Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 3d

No, can you find me one?

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3d

Jays got Yesavage and just fuckin savage

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 3d

Just a reminder, I’ve been Blue Jays forever 💕❤️

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 3d

lol fuck the Yankees 😂❤️ #bluejays forever ❤️💕

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Jocelynn 💙 @spongebob104.bsky.social · 3d

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3d

Good morning to everyone in flyover country 🌞

A picture of the sunrise for my back porch. There are pink Cirrocumulus or Cirrostratus clouds and pink jet trails. Suburbia and a pond below.

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 3d

Chemtrails!

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 4d

but those are my emotional support benzodiazepines

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 4d

oedipus: do u have to keep saying that

samuel l jackson: saying what

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t care if you think I’m funny or not, I think I’m funny.

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 6d

I just started blocking accounts who annoy me… sorry. I mean, I know I’m annoying too but not as annoying as some of you are.

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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 6d

ummm, actually, I'm honoring hundreds of years of human tradition by falling for a perpetual motion machine. maybe learn some history before calling someone "gullible" smh

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 6d

I just had six drinks while my boyfriend went to the gym. We are not the same.😭

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 6d

Sure just put them on backwards,bud

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Jenny and the Bats 🦇 🦇 @bets.bsky.social · 6d

I’m gonna buy those butt lifting leggings and then it’s over for you bitches.

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