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here's today's post: "spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize" — on what planet does that make any sense?
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spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize
on what planet does that make any sense?
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January 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
here's today's post: "spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize" — on what planet does that make any sense?
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Become an ICE Agent! Apply now! Must be confident, vaguely authoritative, and skilled at explaining nothing while making everyone panic. Parody? Allegedly.
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Become an ICE Agent! Apply now! Must be confident, vaguely authoritative, and skilled at explaining nothing while making everyone panic. Parody? Allegedly.
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Only two people have taken someone else’s Nobel.
Joseph Goebbels.
And Donald Trump.
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Joseph Goebbels.
And Donald Trump.
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Piggy Trump & The Stolen Nobel
You have GOT to be f’ng kidding me.
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January 18, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Only two people have taken someone else’s Nobel.
Joseph Goebbels.
And Donald Trump.
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Joseph Goebbels.
And Donald Trump.
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here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit threatens to fill every diaper if he doesn’t get to have Greenland NOW" — perfectly normal stuff.
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Preznit Fuckwit threatens to fill every diaper if he doesn’t get to have Greenland NOW
perfectly normal stuff
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January 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit threatens to fill every diaper if he doesn’t get to have Greenland NOW" — perfectly normal stuff.
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: January 17 edition" — Charlie Kirk travels though time, Donny Convict stops on a dime, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: January 17 edition
Charlie Kirk travels though time, Donny Convict stops on a dime, and so much more...
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January 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: January 17 edition" — Charlie Kirk travels though time, Donny Convict stops on a dime, and so much more...
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January 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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DOJ won’t rest until every parent & doctor of a trans kid is in jail.
NEW: On Friday, DOJ filed a notice that it is appealing its loss in the challenge to its invasive trans care subpoena issued to the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. Despite losing every challenge to the invasive subpoenas, DOJ keeps appealing.
Background: www.lawdork.com/p/judges-doj...
Background: www.lawdork.com/p/judges-doj...
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 AM
DOJ won’t rest until every parent & doctor of a trans kid is in jail.
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If piggy Trump doesn’t wanna be called a pedophile protector, he shouldn’t be a pedophile protector.
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“Pedophile Protector”
JT Sabula is the hero we need right now
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January 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
If piggy Trump doesn’t wanna be called a pedophile protector, he shouldn’t be a pedophile protector.
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money quote: "look at this smug bastard. he truly believes he actually won something.
he has no idea the entire world is laughing at how small and needy he is. that bauble he’s grasping is no longer the Nobel Peace Prize. it’s now the Nobel Diapershittingest Buffoon Prize."
he has no idea the entire world is laughing at how small and needy he is. that bauble he’s grasping is no longer the Nobel Peace Prize. it’s now the Nobel Diapershittingest Buffoon Prize."
neediest dipshit ever gets Nobel Participation Trophy
this is so embarrassing
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January 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
money quote: "look at this smug bastard. he truly believes he actually won something.
he has no idea the entire world is laughing at how small and needy he is. that bauble he’s grasping is no longer the Nobel Peace Prize. it’s now the Nobel Diapershittingest Buffoon Prize."
he has no idea the entire world is laughing at how small and needy he is. that bauble he’s grasping is no longer the Nobel Peace Prize. it’s now the Nobel Diapershittingest Buffoon Prize."
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The videos people are taking of ICE agents torturing human beings are breaking through.
And that is why they want us to be afraid to record them.
We cannot look away.
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And that is why they want us to be afraid to record them.
We cannot look away.
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January 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The videos people are taking of ICE agents torturing human beings are breaking through.
And that is why they want us to be afraid to record them.
We cannot look away.
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And that is why they want us to be afraid to record them.
We cannot look away.
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here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer — Oval Bordello meetings make him sleepy"
we really do live in the shittiest timeline ever.
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shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer — Oval Bordello meetings make him sleepy
shittiest. timeline. ever.
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January 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer — Oval Bordello meetings make him sleepy"
we really do live in the shittiest timeline ever.
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How fucking dare they sit there with their sanctimonious podium mouths and sanctified Tweets and tell us that if you put your hands on law enforcement, you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
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January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
How fucking dare they sit there with their sanctimonious podium mouths and sanctified Tweets and tell us that if you put your hands on law enforcement, you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
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here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger" — and a tiny little finger, at that.
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Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger
another day, another dignified appearance
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January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit gives America the finger" — and a tiny little finger, at that.
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here's today's post: "ICE is big sad because everyone hates their guts. boo fucking hoo." — let’s all enjoy Greg Bovino getting his fascist ass heckled.
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ICE is big sad because everyone hates their guts. boo fucking hoo.
let’s all enjoy Greg Bovino getting his fascist ass heckled
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January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
here's today's post: "ICE is big sad because everyone hates their guts. boo fucking hoo." — let’s all enjoy Greg Bovino getting his fascist ass heckled.
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The same old sentence wrapped in different words: look what you made me do. You pushed me. You deserved it. This is your fault. It’s the logic of abuse, a kind of moral alchemy that turns cruelty into consequence and makes a woman responsible for her own pain.
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“Fucking Bitch.”
The cost of telling a dangerous man you’re not afraid
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January 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The same old sentence wrapped in different words: look what you made me do. You pushed me. You deserved it. This is your fault. It’s the logic of abuse, a kind of moral alchemy that turns cruelty into consequence and makes a woman responsible for her own pain.
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here's today's post: "the state-sponsored murders will continue until morale improves" — scenes from the Sunday shows.
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the state-sponsored murders will continue until morale improves
scenes from the Sunday shows
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January 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
here's today's post: "the state-sponsored murders will continue until morale improves" — scenes from the Sunday shows.
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WARNING to ST. Paul: ICE is going door to door with weapons drawn.
January 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
WARNING to ST. Paul: ICE is going door to door with weapons drawn.
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here's today's post: "here’s what happens when a moron tries to steal another country’s oil" — shit goes sideways in Venezuela.
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here’s what happens when a moron tries to steal another country’s oil
shit goes sideways in Venezuela
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January 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
here's today's post: "here’s what happens when a moron tries to steal another country’s oil" — shit goes sideways in Venezuela.
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They want us to disbelieve our own eyes and ears.
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We Are Not The Crazy Ones
How power is trying to make us doubt our own eyes and ears
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January 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
They want us to disbelieve our own eyes and ears.
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: January 10 edition" — Handy Oakley fucks it up, Donny Convict mucks it up, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: January 10 edition
Handy Oakley fucks it up, Donny Convict mucks it up, and so much more...
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January 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: January 10 edition" — Handy Oakley fucks it up, Donny Convict mucks it up, and so much more...
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here's today's post: "what lies have Preznit Fuckwit’s handlers been telling him about Renee Good?" — this is how they keep Donny stupid and happy.
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what lies have Preznit Fuckwit’s handlers been telling him about Renee Good?
this is how they keep Donny stupid and happy
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January 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
here's today's post: "what lies have Preznit Fuckwit’s handlers been telling him about Renee Good?" — this is how they keep Donny stupid and happy.
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Every solar panel a peace sign.
Want To End Wars For Oil? Do A Clean Energy.
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Want To End Wars For Oil? Do A Clean Energy.
Caveat: Trump is already immune to things that make sense.
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January 8, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Every solar panel a peace sign.
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To save "western civilization," we must not let college kids read some of its classical texts.
Texas Plato Massacre
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Texas Plato Massacre
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Texas Plato Massacre
It's the Platonic ideal of rightwing dickishness.
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January 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
To save "western civilization," we must not let college kids read some of its classical texts.
Texas Plato Massacre
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Texas Plato Massacre
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Same. And judging by the "FUCK ICE" post from the Democratic club in the richest, whitest suburb of Memphis, the feeling is widespread.
I can’t remember being angrier.
I'm just so angry. I've been angry all day
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Same. And judging by the "FUCK ICE" post from the Democratic club in the richest, whitest suburb of Memphis, the feeling is widespread.
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What Jesse means is that he resents the fact that he wouldn't have been able to let the air out of her tires and lure her into his ice cream van.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
What Jesse means is that he resents the fact that he wouldn't have been able to let the air out of her tires and lure her into his ice cream van.