F. Wander
@betw1xt2vin3s.bsky.social
Intersex and not about to deal with bullshit, including yours.
1994/♈️🌞 - ♏️🌝 - ♍️⏫️ /Disabled
Other half @magizombi.bsky.social
Banner is my dumbass cat Cinder
1994/♈️🌞 - ♏️🌝 - ♍️⏫️ /Disabled
Other half @magizombi.bsky.social
Banner is my dumbass cat Cinder
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F. Wander
@betw1xt2vin3s.bsky.social
· Jan 8
A little about me:
*I was born in Bedford, England in '94. Moved to King County in '96.
*Raised by a rude old British fuck who was the type who'd vote for Brexit were she still over there. She's convinced she's not racist, despite much evidence to the contrary.
*Half-Black, bio-dad from Louisiana.
*I was born in Bedford, England in '94. Moved to King County in '96.
*Raised by a rude old British fuck who was the type who'd vote for Brexit were she still over there. She's convinced she's not racist, despite much evidence to the contrary.
*Half-Black, bio-dad from Louisiana.
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The real MeToo “cancel culture” was what happened to the women and other victims who came forward. They were retraumatized, harassed, humiliated, sued, fired, and blacklisted. Then they were the subject of a revisionist history that MeToo went “too far” and deserved a reactionary backlash
February 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The real MeToo “cancel culture” was what happened to the women and other victims who came forward. They were retraumatized, harassed, humiliated, sued, fired, and blacklisted. Then they were the subject of a revisionist history that MeToo went “too far” and deserved a reactionary backlash
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
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It’s the same picture
February 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It’s the same picture
This sure is a bitch of an earth
February 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
This sure is a bitch of an earth
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Bernie Sanders grilling RFK Jr for selling anti-vaccination onesies is the energy I needed today.
January 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bernie Sanders grilling RFK Jr for selling anti-vaccination onesies is the energy I needed today.
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i’m losing my shit at this
January 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i’m losing my shit at this
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The loss of office payment is taxable earnings and (a lot) more than £575. So someone's lying about how much they (or those they're reporting on) have earned in the last 6 months, or they need to speak to their accountant for some good advice.
January 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Can’t they just pull themselves up by their bootstraps?
January 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Can’t they just pull themselves up by their bootstraps?
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Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad?
January 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Can someone explain why TikTok is a bigger national security concern than a social media platform run by a South African technofeudal oligarch actively interfering in our elections and sabotaging our national interests here and abroad?
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ME: [donates body to science]
SCIENCE: [donates me to goodwill]
SCIENCE: [donates me to goodwill]
January 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
ME: [donates body to science]
SCIENCE: [donates me to goodwill]
SCIENCE: [donates me to goodwill]
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I'm reading through the legal filing for Drake's lawsuit against UMG and the timing as well as this paragraph here gives the game away. Drake's lawyers are saying it's a foregone conclusion that Not Like Us will be performed at the Super Bowl and they're trying to block it from happening.
January 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm reading through the legal filing for Drake's lawsuit against UMG and the timing as well as this paragraph here gives the game away. Drake's lawyers are saying it's a foregone conclusion that Not Like Us will be performed at the Super Bowl and they're trying to block it from happening.
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We legit had game development figured out in the 2000s and we just needed to iron it out so that people wouldn't be crunching themselves to death. You could still make impressive shit without overinflated budgets that results in layoffs.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
We legit had game development figured out in the 2000s and we just needed to iron it out so that people wouldn't be crunching themselves to death. You could still make impressive shit without overinflated budgets that results in layoffs.
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December 8, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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the thing is they aren’t even mad at the press
their brains are all cooked because they joined social media and realized that a lot of normal people fucking hate them and their response has been to petulantly prove every one of those people right by trying to turn themselves into fascist god-kings
their brains are all cooked because they joined social media and realized that a lot of normal people fucking hate them and their response has been to petulantly prove every one of those people right by trying to turn themselves into fascist god-kings
By “free speech” they meant “make it illegal to dislike me”
January 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
the thing is they aren’t even mad at the press
their brains are all cooked because they joined social media and realized that a lot of normal people fucking hate them and their response has been to petulantly prove every one of those people right by trying to turn themselves into fascist god-kings
their brains are all cooked because they joined social media and realized that a lot of normal people fucking hate them and their response has been to petulantly prove every one of those people right by trying to turn themselves into fascist god-kings
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I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
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periodically I look around at the state of the internet and the way it is clearly contributing to making the world worse in so many ways, and I think back to dicking around in a computer lab in the early 00s and how full of promise it all felt, and I feel sad
it didn't have to be this way
it didn't have to be this way
January 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
periodically I look around at the state of the internet and the way it is clearly contributing to making the world worse in so many ways, and I think back to dicking around in a computer lab in the early 00s and how full of promise it all felt, and I feel sad
it didn't have to be this way
it didn't have to be this way
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I’m smart enough to know I’m an idiot, but dumb enough to still be an idiot
January 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m smart enough to know I’m an idiot, but dumb enough to still be an idiot
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Like we should find the clumsiest guy in America and make him “Clumsy American” with a pension and everything
January 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Like we should find the clumsiest guy in America and make him “Clumsy American” with a pension and everything
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One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well
January 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
One thing I do admire about Smurf culture is how each one has an equal and unique role in their society where some of them are actual jobs like Housebuilder Smurf, but then there’s a guy just called Jerk Smurf whose job it is to be a jerk and that makes me feel like I have value as well
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running up to my boss and killing myself in front of him so i can have two days of sick leave
January 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
running up to my boss and killing myself in front of him so i can have two days of sick leave
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
January 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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