Brian Glendenning
@bglenden.bsky.social
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A repost...
'Dieter's Spoon' ~ Wooden spoon carved in Mahogany with dried rose thorns and also a thorn from the Silk Floss tree.
#spoon #spoontaneous #art #craft #design #woodworking #sculpture #woodenspoon #carving #whimsical #wood #object #thorn
'Dieter's Spoon' ~ Wooden spoon carved in Mahogany with dried rose thorns and also a thorn from the Silk Floss tree.
#spoon #spoontaneous #art #craft #design #woodworking #sculpture #woodenspoon #carving #whimsical #wood #object #thorn
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
A repost...
'Dieter's Spoon' ~ Wooden spoon carved in Mahogany with dried rose thorns and also a thorn from the Silk Floss tree.
#spoon #spoontaneous #art #craft #design #woodworking #sculpture #woodenspoon #carving #whimsical #wood #object #thorn
'Dieter's Spoon' ~ Wooden spoon carved in Mahogany with dried rose thorns and also a thorn from the Silk Floss tree.
#spoon #spoontaneous #art #craft #design #woodworking #sculpture #woodenspoon #carving #whimsical #wood #object #thorn
Another in our occasional cannibalism series
(Yes, I know this is actually no more cannibalism than me eating a steak).
(Yes, I know this is actually no more cannibalism than me eating a steak).
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Another in our occasional cannibalism series
(Yes, I know this is actually no more cannibalism than me eating a steak).
(Yes, I know this is actually no more cannibalism than me eating a steak).
When I travel my wife sends me pictures and videos of our parrots being adorable (sound on to hear our conure's happy/content sound).
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
When I travel my wife sends me pictures and videos of our parrots being adorable (sound on to hear our conure's happy/content sound).
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October 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Tell me with a straight face he's wrong here
Trump comments on the opposition: "I thought [I] would be met with fury on the left, but they're sort of giving up."
"I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."
"I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Tell me with a straight face he's wrong here
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And that's why Bob is VP of marketing
Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press.
“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor
The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
And that's why Bob is VP of marketing
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
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I'm obsessed with how much ancient history wikipedia editors managed to fit into the "yo mama" article
!["ancient times": "The incarnations of filial piety in various cultures are reflected by examples through history.
Rabbi Eliezer (c. 100 CE) was said to have interrupted a man reading aloud the opening words of the then-banned and still-troubling Ezekiel 23.[5]
Man: "Mortal, proclaim to Jerusalem her abominations..."
Eliezer: "Why don't you go out and proclaim the abominations of your mother?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreidcdkfyzscdzh4unmybeifcgcczndq75j3rpnc56ukljmmru6t6he@jpeg)
!["Plutarch's biography of Cicero notes that:[6]
Again, in a dispute with Cicero, Metellus Nepos asked repeatedly "Who is your father?"
"In your case," said Cicero, "your mother has made the answer to this question rather difficult."
In the Strategies of the Warring States, it is recorded that the following was said by the King Wei of Qi after "](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreicsucky7emyx7w7yqakzcybqu42emqanuohytxmnyk4c5dect3ujy@jpeg)
May 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm obsessed with how much ancient history wikipedia editors managed to fit into the "yo mama" article
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
March 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
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God: fuck that tree in particular
March 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
God: fuck that tree in particular
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Well, I’m now pro-Giant Meteor so I guess I can’t object
US Geological Survey is switching sides, and is now pro-earthquake.
March 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Well, I’m now pro-Giant Meteor so I guess I can’t object
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Hardly new info, but BSky should know:
Warsaw's water quality is monitored by eight clams with magnets attached to their shells. If contamination in the water causes the clams to close, the magnets trigger an alarm and shut off the city's water supply.
Thank you, little guardian molluscs.
🧪🌏🚰
Warsaw's water quality is monitored by eight clams with magnets attached to their shells. If contamination in the water causes the clams to close, the magnets trigger an alarm and shut off the city's water supply.
Thank you, little guardian molluscs.
🧪🌏🚰
February 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hardly new info, but BSky should know:
Warsaw's water quality is monitored by eight clams with magnets attached to their shells. If contamination in the water causes the clams to close, the magnets trigger an alarm and shut off the city's water supply.
Thank you, little guardian molluscs.
🧪🌏🚰
Warsaw's water quality is monitored by eight clams with magnets attached to their shells. If contamination in the water causes the clams to close, the magnets trigger an alarm and shut off the city's water supply.
Thank you, little guardian molluscs.
🧪🌏🚰
The @nytimes.com has been my go-to news source for well over 30 years, but they really don't seem to be up to the job required for the current moment.
February 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The @nytimes.com has been my go-to news source for well over 30 years, but they really don't seem to be up to the job required for the current moment.
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NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
February 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
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Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
January 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
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At literally no point in this sentence can you predict the next word
🚨 MAJOR UPDATE: Lazio’s Nazi falconer who was fired for sharing his dick picks on IG has refused to accept his dismissal and has now barricaded himself in their training centre
January 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
At literally no point in this sentence can you predict the next word
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I’m just gonna send this to the next Elon fan boy who tries to explain to me that Elon is an engineering genius.
January 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I’m just gonna send this to the next Elon fan boy who tries to explain to me that Elon is an engineering genius.
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Republicans did this. They hate Americans.
January 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Republicans did this. They hate Americans.
Funny that he forgot to mention poor ethics by Supreme Court justices seeding doubts and cynicism about the justice system.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...
Chief Justice Roberts Condemns Threats to Supreme Court and Judiciary (Gift Article)
In his year-end report on the federal judiciary, the chief justice decried violence, intimidation and disinformation and warned against defiance of court rulings.
www.nytimes.com
January 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Funny that he forgot to mention poor ethics by Supreme Court justices seeding doubts and cynicism about the justice system.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...
I know it’s small of me to find this so entertaining.
December 28, 2024 at 5:56 AM
I know it’s small of me to find this so entertaining.
RIP Bob Dickman, a fierce advocate for ALMA at the NSF when it really mattered. #RadioAstronomy
December 17, 2024 at 1:15 AM
RIP Bob Dickman, a fierce advocate for ALMA at the NSF when it really mattered. #RadioAstronomy
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.