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Big slippin
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Curating my feed to get my news directly from the dumbest, most phone-poisoned people on earth
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment https://theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you-could-use-grandma-s-antique-1-1831765783/
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’m going to give this dork a swirly
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ebenezer Splooge
December 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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started / going
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m one step ahead, I’m getting only Chinese Santa inflatables
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If someone served me one of those Japanese style omelettes I’d be pissed
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
real
Chess Grandmaster Tired Of People Comparing Every Life Situation To Chess Match https://theonion.com/chess-grandmaster-tired-of-people-comparing-every-life-1819579235/
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Sick-ass metal album art alert
December 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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To: All - Intercompany
From: Maintenance
Subject: Metamorphosis
Body:

To whom it may concern,

The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed

Sincerely,

Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
February 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Thanks for letting me know about the humanitarian crisis in central africa, man. I’ll get right on that
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m going to spend my new million dollars on avatar 3 tickets
if you can name 3 of these dipshits I will pay u $1 million
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The age of the mediocre white man has ended. The age of the mediocre white woman has begun!
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
penis cola
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I got big ol balls
A seven nation army couldn’t hold my sack
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
How about instead of Dr Oz it’s Dr Poz and he-
*my advisors wrestle the microphone out of my hands*
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Reed Blankenship, the official winner of White Boy of the Week
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM