Big slippin
@bigslippin.bsky.social
Curating my feed to get my news directly from the dumbest, most phone-poisoned people on earth
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Curating my feed to get my news directly from the dumbest, most phone-poisoned people on earth
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Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment https://theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you-could-use-grandma-s-antique-1-1831765783/
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment https://theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you-could-use-grandma-s-antique-1-1831765783/
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
I’m going to give this dork a swirly
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m going to give this dork a swirly
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started / going
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
started / going
I’m one step ahead, I’m getting only Chinese Santa inflatables
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’m one step ahead, I’m getting only Chinese Santa inflatables
If someone served me one of those Japanese style omelettes I’d be pissed
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If someone served me one of those Japanese style omelettes I’d be pissed
real
Chess Grandmaster Tired Of People Comparing Every Life Situation To Chess Match https://theonion.com/chess-grandmaster-tired-of-people-comparing-every-life-1819579235/
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
real
Sick-ass metal album art alert
December 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sick-ass metal album art alert
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Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
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To: All - Intercompany
From: Maintenance
Subject: Metamorphosis
Body:
To whom it may concern,
The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed
Sincerely,
Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
From: Maintenance
Subject: Metamorphosis
Body:
To whom it may concern,
The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed
Sincerely,
Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
February 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
To: All - Intercompany
From: Maintenance
Subject: Metamorphosis
Body:
To whom it may concern,
The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed
Sincerely,
Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
From: Maintenance
Subject: Metamorphosis
Body:
To whom it may concern,
The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed
Sincerely,
Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys
Thanks for letting me know about the humanitarian crisis in central africa, man. I’ll get right on that
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Thanks for letting me know about the humanitarian crisis in central africa, man. I’ll get right on that
I’m going to spend my new million dollars on avatar 3 tickets
if you can name 3 of these dipshits I will pay u $1 million
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’m going to spend my new million dollars on avatar 3 tickets
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
The age of the mediocre white man has ended. The age of the mediocre white woman has begun!
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The age of the mediocre white man has ended. The age of the mediocre white woman has begun!
I got big ol balls
A seven nation army couldn’t hold my sack
A seven nation army couldn’t hold my sack
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I got big ol balls
A seven nation army couldn’t hold my sack
A seven nation army couldn’t hold my sack
How about instead of Dr Oz it’s Dr Poz and he-
*my advisors wrestle the microphone out of my hands*
*my advisors wrestle the microphone out of my hands*
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
How about instead of Dr Oz it’s Dr Poz and he-
*my advisors wrestle the microphone out of my hands*
*my advisors wrestle the microphone out of my hands*
Reed Blankenship, the official winner of White Boy of the Week
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Reed Blankenship, the official winner of White Boy of the Week