Ben
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Musk plans to fire 7,000 Social Security Administration employees while calling Social Security “the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time.” However, Americans have paid into the system their entire working lives!
March 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Musk plans to fire 7,000 Social Security Administration employees while calling Social Security “the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time.” However, Americans have paid into the system their entire working lives!
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freezing golden shower
February 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
freezing golden shower
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Donald Trump may have made air travel less safe, but hear me out:
Air Force One is an airplane.
Air Force One is an airplane.
February 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Donald Trump may have made air travel less safe, but hear me out:
Air Force One is an airplane.
Air Force One is an airplane.
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In January 2024, the price of 22 year old Cole Schmidtknecht’s inhaler was increase by 700%. He made the hard decision to pay rent instead of an inhaler.
On January 15th, Cole died of a severe asthma attack. This is what death for profit looks like in action.
On January 15th, Cole died of a severe asthma attack. This is what death for profit looks like in action.
February 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In January 2024, the price of 22 year old Cole Schmidtknecht’s inhaler was increase by 700%. He made the hard decision to pay rent instead of an inhaler.
On January 15th, Cole died of a severe asthma attack. This is what death for profit looks like in action.
On January 15th, Cole died of a severe asthma attack. This is what death for profit looks like in action.
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“Trump won the popular vote” bro shut up lmao
February 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“Trump won the popular vote” bro shut up lmao
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Supreme Court rules that spouses do not have right to green cards.
The irony of Trumps wife having been granted her green card, for marrying him, is not lost on me.
The irony of Trumps wife having been granted her green card, for marrying him, is not lost on me.
February 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Supreme Court rules that spouses do not have right to green cards.
The irony of Trumps wife having been granted her green card, for marrying him, is not lost on me.
The irony of Trumps wife having been granted her green card, for marrying him, is not lost on me.
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North Dakota having 50x less people than California, but still getting the same amount of Senators, is DEI.
February 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
North Dakota having 50x less people than California, but still getting the same amount of Senators, is DEI.
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I hate it here
February 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I hate it here
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Vance posted on X: “Judges aren’t allowed to control the executive’s legitimate power.” You mean Trump’s “power” being used to violate our Constitution? The Constitution is not something any president can manipulate for political games.
February 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Vance posted on X: “Judges aren’t allowed to control the executive’s legitimate power.” You mean Trump’s “power” being used to violate our Constitution? The Constitution is not something any president can manipulate for political games.
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I genuinely don't think I can handle the next four years of New York Times headlines.
Kill me now.
Kill me now.
December 2, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I genuinely don't think I can handle the next four years of New York Times headlines.
Kill me now.
Kill me now.
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I’m about to lecture on Watergate and I feel, for the first time, that I have to explain to students why it was such a scandal.
“No, people thought the president wasn’t a king. Even Republicans! Honest!”
“No, people thought the president wasn’t a king. Even Republicans! Honest!”
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I’m about to lecture on Watergate and I feel, for the first time, that I have to explain to students why it was such a scandal.
“No, people thought the president wasn’t a king. Even Republicans! Honest!”
“No, people thought the president wasn’t a king. Even Republicans! Honest!”
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Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
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There is a Black Friday sale on America this week and the billionaires are lining up at Mar-a-lago.
November 29, 2024 at 4:20 PM
There is a Black Friday sale on America this week and the billionaires are lining up at Mar-a-lago.
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Give a man a fish. He feeds for a day.
Teach a man to fish. He feeds for a lifetime.
Teach a billionaire to fish. He buys all the lakes and rivers and then charges you to fish them.
Teach a man to fish. He feeds for a lifetime.
Teach a billionaire to fish. He buys all the lakes and rivers and then charges you to fish them.
November 29, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Give a man a fish. He feeds for a day.
Teach a man to fish. He feeds for a lifetime.
Teach a billionaire to fish. He buys all the lakes and rivers and then charges you to fish them.
Teach a man to fish. He feeds for a lifetime.
Teach a billionaire to fish. He buys all the lakes and rivers and then charges you to fish them.
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My husband saw Wicked 20 years ago and he's been trying to explain the plot to me all morning and he still hasn't gotten to the part where she came down in a BUBBLE, DOUG
November 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
My husband saw Wicked 20 years ago and he's been trying to explain the plot to me all morning and he still hasn't gotten to the part where she came down in a BUBBLE, DOUG
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Fun Dutch fact: “father” is “vader” in Dutch.
You can imagine that the pivotal plot twist in The Empire Strikes Back did not come as a big surprise to us.
You can imagine that the pivotal plot twist in The Empire Strikes Back did not come as a big surprise to us.
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Fun Dutch fact: “father” is “vader” in Dutch.
You can imagine that the pivotal plot twist in The Empire Strikes Back did not come as a big surprise to us.
You can imagine that the pivotal plot twist in The Empire Strikes Back did not come as a big surprise to us.
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If you're new to me or you never followed me on Twitter, I need you to know that the corporate elite have spent decades dismantling New Deal protections and smashing labor unions, turning what should've been a shared prosperity-for-all into a feeding frenzy for the rich, and we NEED to do something.
November 28, 2024 at 10:08 AM
If you're new to me or you never followed me on Twitter, I need you to know that the corporate elite have spent decades dismantling New Deal protections and smashing labor unions, turning what should've been a shared prosperity-for-all into a feeding frenzy for the rich, and we NEED to do something.
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to all friends and followers, a very happy Thanksgiving.
to all you stupid dipshits who think the 'war on Thanksgiving' is a real thing, happy generic fowl-based holiday
to all you stupid dipshits who think the 'war on Thanksgiving' is a real thing, happy generic fowl-based holiday
November 28, 2024 at 4:53 PM
to all friends and followers, a very happy Thanksgiving.
to all you stupid dipshits who think the 'war on Thanksgiving' is a real thing, happy generic fowl-based holiday
to all you stupid dipshits who think the 'war on Thanksgiving' is a real thing, happy generic fowl-based holiday
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You ever find yourself near a classic car and notice that... it smells real bad?
Like, really bad? A dozen lawn mowers bad?
That's because it doesn't have a catalytic converter, so it allows you to smell what burning gasoline actually smells like.
Like, really bad? A dozen lawn mowers bad?
That's because it doesn't have a catalytic converter, so it allows you to smell what burning gasoline actually smells like.
November 27, 2024 at 3:05 PM
You ever find yourself near a classic car and notice that... it smells real bad?
Like, really bad? A dozen lawn mowers bad?
That's because it doesn't have a catalytic converter, so it allows you to smell what burning gasoline actually smells like.
Like, really bad? A dozen lawn mowers bad?
That's because it doesn't have a catalytic converter, so it allows you to smell what burning gasoline actually smells like.
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BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
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Well, isn’t that convenient? Musk gets named to the fake department of DOGE, and suddenly NASA’s future is up for debate—just as SpaceX is poised to cash in. Funny how “efficiency” seems to mean redirecting public funds straight into private pockets.
November 23, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Well, isn’t that convenient? Musk gets named to the fake department of DOGE, and suddenly NASA’s future is up for debate—just as SpaceX is poised to cash in. Funny how “efficiency” seems to mean redirecting public funds straight into private pockets.
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Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now
November 26, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now
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This post from the Biden administration is only going to encourage MAGA cultists to deep fry *more* frozen turkeys and I for one wish them all the best as they burn down their own homes to stick it to the Deep State
In the spirit of togetherness, if you live outside the US please share your country's most dangerous cooking method.
Text this to your cousin who is planning to fry their Turkey this year - www.youtube.com/shorts/4IbIV...
November 25, 2024 at 2:32 PM
This post from the Biden administration is only going to encourage MAGA cultists to deep fry *more* frozen turkeys and I for one wish them all the best as they burn down their own homes to stick it to the Deep State