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Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
I guess he really really didn’t wanna meet with JD
April 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I guess he really really didn’t wanna meet with JD
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i am ready to make an official statement: it is extremely funny that wendy's had to backtrack their comment about leaving katy perry in space, it is extremely funny that katy perry decided to engage in beefing with a fast food restaurant, and it's deeply embarrassing for all involved. thank you
April 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i am ready to make an official statement: it is extremely funny that wendy's had to backtrack their comment about leaving katy perry in space, it is extremely funny that katy perry decided to engage in beefing with a fast food restaurant, and it's deeply embarrassing for all involved. thank you
Dealing with a patient who got a $48,000 bill because United healthcare decided they were old enough to have Medicare so they should’ve just opted for it instead of their commercial insurance that they have that they’ve been paying for with United healthcare
April 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Dealing with a patient who got a $48,000 bill because United healthcare decided they were old enough to have Medicare so they should’ve just opted for it instead of their commercial insurance that they have that they’ve been paying for with United healthcare
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If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.
March 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If Trumpty-Dumpty is working with the Russians to screw up America, he's doing a great job. Eggs, $11 a dozen. Health & Human Services down the dumper, ditto VA. If you call Social Security, they tell you to call back later. Guys 'n gals, this is more fucked up than Peter O'Toole on his birthday.
Good morning to everyone but @schumer.senate.gov
March 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Good morning to everyone but @schumer.senate.gov
Oh, there’s Joe being an apologist for the orange one again. This is why I need to go back to not watching the news.
March 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh, there’s Joe being an apologist for the orange one again. This is why I need to go back to not watching the news.
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SpaceX is actually ACME, isn’t it
March 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
SpaceX is actually ACME, isn’t it
Ya know what? Same.
if wall clocks were shaped like butts i’d look at them a lot more
March 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ya know what? Same.
I’m so goddamn sick of people saying Travis Kelce is supporting Donald Trump. Had the man answered that question saying anything despairing about Trump it would have put his girlfriend in further danger and his job. The man knelt with his teammates during the national anthem 1/
February 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’m so goddamn sick of people saying Travis Kelce is supporting Donald Trump. Had the man answered that question saying anything despairing about Trump it would have put his girlfriend in further danger and his job. The man knelt with his teammates during the national anthem 1/
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You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.
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Want a great slogan for midterms?
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
January 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Want a great slogan for midterms?
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "
You get the point.
FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
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If the price of coffee goes up the guy from blues traveler will be fine because he also likes tea
January 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If the price of coffee goes up the guy from blues traveler will be fine because he also likes tea
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Seems like dramatic first post but this quote has been rattling around my head since the election. "Democracy dies to the sound of applause"
November 20, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Seems like dramatic first post but this quote has been rattling around my head since the election. "Democracy dies to the sound of applause"
@duchessofnaught.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️
November 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
@duchessofnaught.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️
If you guys are not following this account, why are you even here? Lol.
November 15, 2024 at 2:29 PM
If you guys are not following this account, why are you even here? Lol.
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when you have to gut parental leave at 9 but the battle of the bands is at 10 !!
March 6, 2024 at 12:12 AM
when you have to gut parental leave at 9 but the battle of the bands is at 10 !!
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Please spread the word!
February 2, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Please spread the word!
Ditto. I will dance on the grave of his bullshit campaign
Ron DeSantis hinged his entire campaign on being a performative asshole who made peoples life worse, I enjoy his suffering
January 21, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Ditto. I will dance on the grave of his bullshit campaign
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that’s meep in the corner
January 1, 2024 at 10:38 PM
that’s meep in the corner
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Babe wake up there’s a suit that runs over children then bursts into flames
December 20, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Babe wake up there’s a suit that runs over children then bursts into flames
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Also remember, kids:
Fascism is NOT consistent AT ALL. The only goal is for the select to amass as much power as possible and they will break any rule (yes, even their own) to get there.
Stop looking for rationality within fascism. It doesn't exist.
Fascism is NOT consistent AT ALL. The only goal is for the select to amass as much power as possible and they will break any rule (yes, even their own) to get there.
Stop looking for rationality within fascism. It doesn't exist.
December 17, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Also remember, kids:
Fascism is NOT consistent AT ALL. The only goal is for the select to amass as much power as possible and they will break any rule (yes, even their own) to get there.
Stop looking for rationality within fascism. It doesn't exist.
Fascism is NOT consistent AT ALL. The only goal is for the select to amass as much power as possible and they will break any rule (yes, even their own) to get there.
Stop looking for rationality within fascism. It doesn't exist.