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Pasting in an IUD its like CTRL + V gurl
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Pasting in an IUD its like CTRL + V gurl
Football helmets have face and mouth guards to keep the players from kissing
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Football helmets have face and mouth guards to keep the players from kissing
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
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A squirrel eating snow and sticking out its tongue. Slow-motion video.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A squirrel eating snow and sticking out its tongue. Slow-motion video.
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
Narcing is lame unless you go full espionage and wear a wire to report that your boss is a dick
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Narcing is lame unless you go full espionage and wear a wire to report that your boss is a dick
How I despise the automobile
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
How I despise the automobile
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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"Dogs in Love"
a typewriter poem
by Kenyatta Rogers
from Randolph Street Market!
poemswhileyouwait.tumblr.com/post/8009252...
a typewriter poem
by Kenyatta Rogers
from Randolph Street Market!
poemswhileyouwait.tumblr.com/post/8009252...
poemswhileyouwait
"Dogs in Love" by Kenyatta Rogers -- Randolph Street Market, 9.27.25
poemswhileyouwait.tumblr.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"Dogs in Love"
a typewriter poem
by Kenyatta Rogers
from Randolph Street Market!
poemswhileyouwait.tumblr.com/post/8009252...
a typewriter poem
by Kenyatta Rogers
from Randolph Street Market!
poemswhileyouwait.tumblr.com/post/8009252...
I stan Bierstadt I'm sorry!
Mountain Brook, by Albert Bierstadt
American, born Germany, 1830–1902
1863
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/146701
American, born Germany, 1830–1902
1863
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/146701
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I stan Bierstadt I'm sorry!
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Mountain Brook, by Albert Bierstadt
American, born Germany, 1830–1902
1863
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/146701
American, born Germany, 1830–1902
1863
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/146701
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Mountain Brook, by Albert Bierstadt
American, born Germany, 1830–1902
1863
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/146701
American, born Germany, 1830–1902
1863
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/146701
Gonna start calling people dog this year
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Gonna start calling people dog this year
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Farmers’ Almanac Ceases Publication https://theonion.com/farmers-almanac-ceases-publication/
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
😢
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im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders
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Chicago bitches be like “beach dayyyyyyy”
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Chicago bitches be like “beach dayyyyyyy”
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does anyone know what part of the eight fold path is having diarrhea
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
does anyone know what part of the eight fold path is having diarrhea
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Bro fascism is gonna win if you don’t put your penis in my mouth…
October 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Bro fascism is gonna win if you don’t put your penis in my mouth…
The months following the equinox shall henceforth be known as the "Jazz Months"
October 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The months following the equinox shall henceforth be known as the "Jazz Months"
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Running out of the butcher shop with a string of sausages in my mouth like a cartoon dog
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Running out of the butcher shop with a string of sausages in my mouth like a cartoon dog