fenjamin
@bitchenkonig.bsky.social
I haven't had a public social media in like 5 years what do people put in these things
its like a freaking winter wonderland out here
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
its like a freaking winter wonderland out here
christmas market adventure today
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
christmas market adventure today
christmas lights at the botanical garden
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
christmas lights at the botanical garden
okay actually though I cant imagine dating someone who doesn't need glasses. if you can see me in 20/20 vision while we're making out that's scary
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
okay actually though I cant imagine dating someone who doesn't need glasses. if you can see me in 20/20 vision while we're making out that's scary
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Closest thing you'll see from me maybe ever to a personal essay about a video game vgbees.com/im-great-at-...
I'm Great At Baby Steps Because I Walk Like That In Real Life - VGBees
CW: medical talk, surgical talk, bones, car accident In late May, an uninsured Lexus driver ran a yellow light and pulled in front of me...
vgbees.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Closest thing you'll see from me maybe ever to a personal essay about a video game vgbees.com/im-great-at-...
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Can we take a moment with these Takeshita pictures from Puroresu Nylon!? 🔥😍
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Can we take a moment with these Takeshita pictures from Puroresu Nylon!? 🔥😍
I won friendsgiving
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I won friendsgiving
big whoop I have lunch with my roommates all the time
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
big whoop I have lunch with my roommates all the time
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If life were simpler this could've been me
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If life were simpler this could've been me
you too can eat delicious BBQ outside with your friends
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
you too can eat delicious BBQ outside with your friends
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babe the dishwasher guy is back, yes its over 30 minutes again
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
babe the dishwasher guy is back, yes its over 30 minutes again
need to meet the 3% who are queer silwa voters
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
need to meet the 3% who are queer silwa voters
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The Seal Queen
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Seal Queen
opening up my suitcase after an international flight where I didn't store my hand cream in a ziploc bag:
i've had this image in my browser tabs for months and it makes me laugh every time i'm rooting around in em
now you can have it too
now you can have it too
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
opening up my suitcase after an international flight where I didn't store my hand cream in a ziploc bag:
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
looking for fall colors in my neighborhood
October 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
looking for fall colors in my neighborhood
delicious pasta with delicious boyfriend
October 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
delicious pasta with delicious boyfriend
cutting up a bunch of shit for my junk journal
October 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
cutting up a bunch of shit for my junk journal
annual trader Joe's pumpkin ravioli w brown butter, pine nuts, herbs, pancetta, nutmeg
October 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
annual trader Joe's pumpkin ravioli w brown butter, pine nuts, herbs, pancetta, nutmeg
fresh and fried spring rolls + bun bo hue for dinner at my bf's family dinner, shit was so fire
October 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
fresh and fried spring rolls + bun bo hue for dinner at my bf's family dinner, shit was so fire
