BJ Emery
@bjemery.com
Dad of the only and cutest baby that I’ve ever made. Editor. Vinyl. Wood. 3D. Cook.
Daaaaaaamn
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Daaaaaaamn
“I’m sorry, you are completely right! You should not actually hold your baby underwater til it stops moving, I was getting it mixed up with something else. Try preheating your oven to 400 degrees before you spatchcock and put it in, breast side up.”
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“I’m sorry, you are completely right! You should not actually hold your baby underwater til it stops moving, I was getting it mixed up with something else. Try preheating your oven to 400 degrees before you spatchcock and put it in, breast side up.”
Having the son in law of the most unpopular president in history and a govt who has a history of human rights violations and silencing critics by literally dismembering them, take over one of their largest media companies left seems like a good idea and absolutely nothing will go wrong.
1. Paramount's hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros. Discovery exposes Jared Kushner's game
Kushner is not running a private equity fund. He's running an influence peddling operation.
It's spelled out on page 42 of Paramount's new SEC filing
Kushner is not running a private equity fund. He's running an influence peddling operation.
It's spelled out on page 42 of Paramount's new SEC filing
Kushner and Saudis back hostile takeover of Hollywood giant
Jared Kushner is funneling $24 billion from Middle Eastern governments to back a hostile bid for Warner Bros. Discovery—all while advising President Trump on foreign policy.
popular.info
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Having the son in law of the most unpopular president in history and a govt who has a history of human rights violations and silencing critics by literally dismembering them, take over one of their largest media companies left seems like a good idea and absolutely nothing will go wrong.
Looks like they were trying to do that really easy thing of turning a boat back over that has been hit by a missile and get the water out and gather all the drugs back together and stuff some in the hole and keep going toward one of their many mid ocean refueling stops to bring the drugs to us. Duh
POLITICO: Do you believe the second strike was necessary?
TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Looks like they were trying to do that really easy thing of turning a boat back over that has been hit by a missile and get the water out and gather all the drugs back together and stuff some in the hole and keep going toward one of their many mid ocean refueling stops to bring the drugs to us. Duh
Tax all billionaires out of existence.
Jared Kushner's involvement was "not mentioned in Paramount's press release on Monday morning about its $108 billion bid, nor were participating sovereign wealth funds from Saudi Arabia, Abu Dhabi and Qatar."
fancy that
fancy that
Jared Kushner is part of Paramount's hostile bid for Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount is telling WBD shareholders that it has a smoother path to regulatory approval than does Netflix.
www.axios.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tax all billionaires out of existence.
Ugh, I hope regulators can reverse this when we get non corrupt adults in the room
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ugh, I hope regulators can reverse this when we get non corrupt adults in the room
I hope all these actors doing ads and organizations pushing gambling websites are all held partially responsible, at very least in societal shame, when we have an epidemic of people becoming addicted, or those who already have gambling problems, losing everything in their lives as the sites profit.
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I hope all these actors doing ads and organizations pushing gambling websites are all held partially responsible, at very least in societal shame, when we have an epidemic of people becoming addicted, or those who already have gambling problems, losing everything in their lives as the sites profit.
Can’t wait to never see this pedo protecting Keebler elf ever again.
Mike Johnson: "We've had one of the most productive Congresses in the history of the institution."
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Can’t wait to never see this pedo protecting Keebler elf ever again.
If this isn’t stopped then rules just don’t fucking matter anymore.
Netflix's $83 billion takeover of Warner Bros Discovery would mean more corporate consolidation.
Netflix, by far the #1 streamer, would take over HBO Max, the #3 streaming service.
This giant merger could violate antitrust law and hurt consumers.
Netflix, by far the #1 streamer, would take over HBO Max, the #3 streaming service.
This giant merger could violate antitrust law and hurt consumers.
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If this isn’t stopped then rules just don’t fucking matter anymore.
He also wanted union members to lose their apartments and houses so maybe that’s where he’ll get what he wanted.
I dunno. I think Zaslav wanted status as a mogul. I think he wanted to be seen as an Iger or Sarandos. But no one sees him that way.
I would argue that at the end of the day, Zaslav and Malone got what they wanted. A big payout, which was always their primary goal.
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
He also wanted union members to lose their apartments and houses so maybe that’s where he’ll get what he wanted.
Quick, everyone cancel your Netflix subscription then this merger will bankrupt them!
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Quick, everyone cancel your Netflix subscription then this merger will bankrupt them!
I feel like we would be in a very different place in society right now if Google wouldn’t have messed up with the Google + rollout by keeping it invite only for too long. It would have maybe killed Facebook and who knows where we’d be now.
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I feel like we would be in a very different place in society right now if Google wouldn’t have messed up with the Google + rollout by keeping it invite only for too long. It would have maybe killed Facebook and who knows where we’d be now.
Talk to anyone who will listen about how terrible this would be. Instead of being sold they should be forced to break up the disastrous previous merger.
The DGA and the Teamsters Union are among those against Netflix’s merger with Warner Bros. ‘The outcome would eliminate jobs, push down wages,‘ and ‘worsen conditions for all entertainment workers,’ the WGA says.
Netflix–Warner Bros. Merger ‘Must Be Blocked,’ WGA Says
The DGA and the Teamsters Union are among those against Netflix’s merger with Warner Bros. ‘The outcome would eliminate jobs, push down wages,‘ and ‘worsen conditions for all entertainment workers,’ the WGA says.
www.vulture.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Talk to anyone who will listen about how terrible this would be. Instead of being sold they should be forced to break up the disastrous previous merger.
Man, Zaslov really wants Hollywood union members to lose their apartments and houses still? Who hurt him?
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Man, Zaslov really wants Hollywood union members to lose their apartments and houses still? Who hurt him?
Do antitrust laws not exist anymore? Should Netflix just own absolutely everything? The previous merger shouldn’t have been allowed and now they are compounding that by further consolidation??
If this goes thru it will accelerate Hollywood’s precipitous decline. Thousands laid off. Creatives w/fewer studios willing to bid on projects. Fewer choices of what to watch for consumers. Possibly a death blow for theatrical filmgoing. Just terrible news all around
www.theverge.com/news/838781/...
www.theverge.com/news/838781/...
Netflix is buying Warner Bros. for $83 billion
But what will they rename HBO Max this time?
www.theverge.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Do antitrust laws not exist anymore? Should Netflix just own absolutely everything? The previous merger shouldn’t have been allowed and now they are compounding that by further consolidation??
And then go to prison for life so future unqualified criminal stooges think twice about cosplaying.
Pete Hegseth should never have been confirmed.
It’s that simple.
Less than one year into his tenure, the Pentagon is filled with chaos. It’s time for Hegseth to resign or be fired.
It’s that simple.
Less than one year into his tenure, the Pentagon is filled with chaos. It’s time for Hegseth to resign or be fired.
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
And then go to prison for life so future unqualified criminal stooges think twice about cosplaying.
I just wish the other platforms would capitalize on the hate. Offer to migrate playlists for free. That is the biggest hurdle I hear from people wanting to leave.
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I just wish the other platforms would capitalize on the hate. Offer to migrate playlists for free. That is the biggest hurdle I hear from people wanting to leave.
I feel like he will at some point forget what he’s trying to cover up and leak the Epstein files to distract us from the Epstein files.
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I feel like he will at some point forget what he’s trying to cover up and leak the Epstein files to distract us from the Epstein files.
At some point isn’t their enough evidence to convict musk of stock manipulation for years of promising things in the near future that he knew they may never achieve because their lack of working tech and internal testing said as much.
Tesla scales back Robotaxi fleet goal in Austin
The Tesla Robotaxi fleet in Austin has only about 30 Model Ys in use. When we compare 60 vehicles to the 500 cars promised just weeks ago, the difference is huge. Tesla will miss its year-end goal by almost 90%.
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The Tesla Robotaxi fleet in Austin has only about 30 Model Ys in use. When we compare 60 vehicles to the 500 cars promised just weeks ago, the difference is huge. Tesla will miss its year-end goal by almost 90%.
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Tesla scales back Robotaxi fleet goal in Austin
The announced doubling of the Tesla Robotaxi fleet in Austin only brings the total number of supervised EVs to about 60, a massive shortfall from the 500 vehicles the company promised just weeks ago.
www.arenaev.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
At some point isn’t their enough evidence to convict musk of stock manipulation for years of promising things in the near future that he knew they may never achieve because their lack of working tech and internal testing said as much.
Someone got into my Costco account. Luckily I was notified of a change to my account so I changed my password. Over the next couple days I noticed some more changes including a new email, phone number, address and over $30k worth of stuff in the shopping cart and saved for later.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Someone got into my Costco account. Luckily I was notified of a change to my account so I changed my password. Over the next couple days I noticed some more changes including a new email, phone number, address and over $30k worth of stuff in the shopping cart and saved for later.
1D checkers
"We blow up ‘alleged’ drug boats in the Caribbean but pardon actually convicted drug traffickers in the U.S. Someone help me make sense of this.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
1D checkers
If we’re going to do nothing here what the fuck are we even doing?
“In days after Alaska, a European intel agency distributed a hard-copy report in an envelope to some of the continent’s most senior national security officials, who were shocked by the contents: Inside were details of the commercial and economic plans the Trump admin had been pursuing with Russia.”
Make Money Not War: Trump’s Real Plan for Peace in Ukraine
The Kremlin pitched the White House on peace through business. To Europe’s dismay, the president and his envoy are on board.
www.wsj.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
If we’re going to do nothing here what the fuck are we even doing?
Just cancelled my adobe membership finally. I had a sweet deal for the past decade but now they are trying to charge me full price. Monthly subscriptions have ruined most software companies. Time to use that Resolve Studio I purchased outright last year.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Just cancelled my adobe membership finally. I had a sweet deal for the past decade but now they are trying to charge me full price. Monthly subscriptions have ruined most software companies. Time to use that Resolve Studio I purchased outright last year.
You know what would stimulate our economy and also help the housing crisis? Nationwide high speed rail. If politicians prioritized our tax money there, we would all be better off in a short 15-20 years.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
You know what would stimulate our economy and also help the housing crisis? Nationwide high speed rail. If politicians prioritized our tax money there, we would all be better off in a short 15-20 years.
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I finally deleted instagram . fuck that place.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I finally deleted instagram . fuck that place.