Miss Otis Regrets🌈
@blackgirlgeeky.bsky.social
The troll of @nerdgasmnoire.bsky.social
I'm a fall risk, baby...catch me ♥️♿️
I'm a fall risk, baby...catch me ♥️♿️
Yo..I am the reason we are getting Season 3 of Pushing Daisies. You welcome
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is holding a bouquet of flowers
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is holding a bouquet of flowers
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yo..I am the reason we are getting Season 3 of Pushing Daisies. You welcome
I have been obsessed with seeking validation from the one source I know won't give it to me and I'm suddenly seeing a pattern.
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I have been obsessed with seeking validation from the one source I know won't give it to me and I'm suddenly seeing a pattern.
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Liz Warren the first Batman villain to go after Wayne Enterprises
This headline got me all exited that Elizabeth Warren was going to fight The Batman.
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Liz Warren the first Batman villain to go after Wayne Enterprises
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Just heard Pete Davidson and another man on a podcast say they disliked some past partners so much, they refused to let them go bc they didn’t want them to find someone who actually liked them and would treat them right. Also, they weren’t done extracting value from them. So, yeah
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Do men often date women they don’t like?
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Just heard Pete Davidson and another man on a podcast say they disliked some past partners so much, they refused to let them go bc they didn’t want them to find someone who actually liked them and would treat them right. Also, they weren’t done extracting value from them. So, yeah
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if elon musk had a butler he wouldn't be spending all day online posting about trying to get grok to make a girlfriend for him, he'd be laying on the ground with jarvis spooning him, cradling his head gently
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
if elon musk had a butler he wouldn't be spending all day online posting about trying to get grok to make a girlfriend for him, he'd be laying on the ground with jarvis spooning him, cradling his head gently
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Olivia Nuzzi reportedly knew about Kennedy leaving a bear carcass in Central Park.
RFK Jr.’s Digital Lover Tried to Bury His Dead Bear Story
Olivia Nuzzi reportedly knew about Kennedy leaving a bear carcass in Central Park.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Olivia Nuzzi reportedly knew about Kennedy leaving a bear carcass in Central Park.
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The TWiB era was something else, man. But I met some great people I still consider friends to this day.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The TWiB era was something else, man. But I met some great people I still consider friends to this day.
Our heroine was 14 minutes into IT: Welcome to Derry before she realized that edible was a mistake.
a woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on it
ALT: a woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on it
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Our heroine was 14 minutes into IT: Welcome to Derry before she realized that edible was a mistake.
Saving this for morning coffee
It’s people in places reading words they’ve never read before because of this long faced woman
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
Vanity Fair Is Reviewing Its Ties to Olivia Nuzzi
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Saving this for morning coffee
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😂😂😂😂😂
it's happening
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
😂😂😂😂😂
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well, maybe she was right.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
well, maybe she was right.
Depression! Will arrive. After 5. But you gotta be smart about it
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Depression! Will arrive. After 5. But you gotta be smart about it
Listening to my mother rant about a “dumb bird” on her way to work was the highlight of my birthday morning. She was so mad
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Listening to my mother rant about a “dumb bird” on her way to work was the highlight of my birthday morning. She was so mad
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I hope no one lets any elected official to pretend to forget about this. They want people to starve.
Breaking News: The Trump administration told states to undo any steps to provide full food stamp benefits to low-income families, threatening financial penalties if the states do not comply. It was unclear how that would affect the program.
Trump Live Updates: Airport and SNAP Benefit Disruptions Amid Shutdown
nyti.ms
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I hope no one lets any elected official to pretend to forget about this. They want people to starve.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Government attorneys filed a layout of the Broadview facility and in court, brought up the fact that there are showers at the processing center, but they do not work.
"One is reminded of Auschwitz. There were showers there that didn't work, too." - Judge Robert Gettleman
American Auschwitz is here
"One is reminded of Auschwitz. There were showers there that didn't work, too." - Judge Robert Gettleman
American Auschwitz is here
Witnesses testify to alleged unsanitary, squalid conditions inside Broadview ICE facility
The question on Tuesday was, what happens inside the walls of the Broadway immigration detention center where attorneys, politicians and protesters have been turned away? The stories from court are sh...
abc7chicago.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Government attorneys filed a layout of the Broadview facility and in court, brought up the fact that there are showers at the processing center, but they do not work.
"One is reminded of Auschwitz. There were showers there that didn't work, too." - Judge Robert Gettleman
American Auschwitz is here
"One is reminded of Auschwitz. There were showers there that didn't work, too." - Judge Robert Gettleman
American Auschwitz is here
Dear Reader,
I quit after 5 minutes. I started to feel mean because the casting choice was real bad. Not as bad as Kim K as a lawyer but close.
Signed,
Me
I quit after 5 minutes. I started to feel mean because the casting choice was real bad. Not as bad as Kim K as a lawyer but close.
Signed,
Me
I am watching Tyler Perry’s Alex Cross and it’s @privateideation.bsky.social fault
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Dear Reader,
I quit after 5 minutes. I started to feel mean because the casting choice was real bad. Not as bad as Kim K as a lawyer but close.
Signed,
Me
I quit after 5 minutes. I started to feel mean because the casting choice was real bad. Not as bad as Kim K as a lawyer but close.
Signed,
Me
I am watching Tyler Perry’s Alex Cross and it’s @privateideation.bsky.social fault
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I am watching Tyler Perry’s Alex Cross and it’s @privateideation.bsky.social fault
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Pre-writing your enemy's obituary in case you go first is top-tier hating
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Pre-writing your enemy's obituary in case you go first is top-tier hating
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Ain't this the fucking truth...
Shit hit me in my memories. Y'all please recognize creeping depression. Happens to me outta nowhere sometimes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ain't this the fucking truth...
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"I SAID GOOD MORNING" is Black culture.
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"I SAID GOOD MORNING" is Black culture.
Y’all about to get my book skeets because I don’t have the capacity for two different accounts. If you follow @melscrowdedshelf.bsky.social and you like it, then follow me. I’m Mel
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Y’all about to get my book skeets because I don’t have the capacity for two different accounts. If you follow @melscrowdedshelf.bsky.social and you like it, then follow me. I’m Mel
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exactly. 1 job = 1 livable wage.
and that job shouldn't have to come with a desk and an email account.
and that job shouldn't have to come with a desk and an email account.
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
exactly. 1 job = 1 livable wage.
and that job shouldn't have to come with a desk and an email account.
and that job shouldn't have to come with a desk and an email account.
What holds my sanity together? Prayer, Prozac, Jessica Fletcher and these books…
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
What holds my sanity together? Prayer, Prozac, Jessica Fletcher and these books…