BLAH
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Publisher, pantomime, poet, parodist, podcaster, pet peeve. https://spat.online/
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December 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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2026 predictions locked
December 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
2026 predictions locked
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t grunge.
December 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t grunge.
My perfect 90’s album is an EP:
December 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My perfect 90’s album is an EP:
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it.
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it.
Make a Bond movie academic:
Functional Patterning of Lithospheric Disturbance on the Earth’s Only Natural Satellite.
Functional Patterning of Lithospheric Disturbance on the Earth’s Only Natural Satellite.
Make a Bond movie academic
For Your Treatise Only
For Your Treatise Only
Make a Bond movie academic
Live and Let Cite
Live and Let Cite
December 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Make a Bond movie academic:
Functional Patterning of Lithospheric Disturbance on the Earth’s Only Natural Satellite.
Functional Patterning of Lithospheric Disturbance on the Earth’s Only Natural Satellite.
Make a Bond film casual:
‘Spec-durr
‘Spec-durr
December 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Make a Bond film casual:
‘Spec-durr
‘Spec-durr
Make a Bond movie academic:
Skyfall: The Enduring Myth of Chicken Little in Late Stage Capitalism.
Skyfall: The Enduring Myth of Chicken Little in Late Stage Capitalism.
Make a Bond movie academic
GoldenEye: The Erotics of Post-Cold War Financialization
GoldenEye: The Erotics of Post-Cold War Financialization
Make a Bond movie academic
Skyfall: Country Houses, Imperial Memory, and the Performance of National Decline
Skyfall: Country Houses, Imperial Memory, and the Performance of National Decline
December 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Make a Bond movie academic:
Skyfall: The Enduring Myth of Chicken Little in Late Stage Capitalism.
Skyfall: The Enduring Myth of Chicken Little in Late Stage Capitalism.
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Bari Weiss is the first person to ask "What if Fox News, but boring?"
December 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Bari Weiss is the first person to ask "What if Fox News, but boring?"
Blair Witch Project: coming out of the theater stunned and terrified at 11pm and realizing we had to bike a up heavily forested Appalachian mountain in the dark to get back to the literal slave’s quarters we rented in the basement of a decrepit stone mansion.
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Blair Witch Project: coming out of the theater stunned and terrified at 11pm and realizing we had to bike a up heavily forested Appalachian mountain in the dark to get back to the literal slave’s quarters we rented in the basement of a decrepit stone mansion.
I truly do not understand why they cast the Engineer from Prometheus as the new Frankenstein’s monster. Was it just literary allusion? I mean he was ok in Prometheus but he just plays the same part.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I truly do not understand why they cast the Engineer from Prometheus as the new Frankenstein’s monster. Was it just literary allusion? I mean he was ok in Prometheus but he just plays the same part.
Are these guys just clones from the same shitty billionaire factory? #askingforafriend
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Are these guys just clones from the same shitty billionaire factory? #askingforafriend
Good god I need an editor. Everything I post has so many typos. Just one facepalm after another.
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Good god I need an editor. Everything I post has so many typos. Just one facepalm after another.
1. There are a lot of terms being thrown around to describe the leaders of new right. But most of these terms give them too much power. zeteo.com/p/who-is-ste...
Sinister, Malevolent, Venomous: Stephen Miller Is Like No Other White House Aide in Modern US History
Miller, the deputy White House chief of staff, has never hidden his disfigured and dangerous psyche. But now Donald Trump has empowered him to execute his fascist impulses.
zeteo.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
1. There are a lot of terms being thrown around to describe the leaders of new right. But most of these terms give them too much power. zeteo.com/p/who-is-ste...
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Bluesky has feelings, too
And it sounds naive saying it out loud, but I honestly, I never thought I’d end up being 300 character tumblr for Resistance 2.0, nor was it my intention to fill up seven data centers with keyword …
spat.online
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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One Battle Shy of a Full Pack. Was not a fan.
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
One Battle Shy of a Full Pack. Was not a fan.
Wow, a concise and perfect take.
i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked
nope
September 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Wow, a concise and perfect take.
Apple pulled or delayed this likely very safe and blasé show (do they make anything else?) because the bad guys are far right extremists. Next Tim Cook will announce they’re airing Birth of A Nation in its place.
“.. its delay is emblematic of the heightened caution and scrutiny in Hollywood feels as it navigates the Trump administration’s media ecosystem.”
@vulture.com $AAPL
www.vulture.com/article/appl...
@vulture.com $AAPL
www.vulture.com/article/appl...
September 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Apple pulled or delayed this likely very safe and blasé show (do they make anything else?) because the bad guys are far right extremists. Next Tim Cook will announce they’re airing Birth of A Nation in its place.
I guess we’ll be laughing at ourselves from the rest of the world’s perspective going forward…
September 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I guess we’ll be laughing at ourselves from the rest of the world’s perspective going forward…
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Trump: Jimmy Kimmel is next
Trump admin: We will definitely exploit this murder to censor our critics
Carr: ABC must fire Jimmy Kimmel
ABC, minutes later: We have suspended Jimmy Kimmel
Anti-cancel culture crusader: I sure wish this clear business decision didn’t look so much like censorship!
Trump admin: We will definitely exploit this murder to censor our critics
Carr: ABC must fire Jimmy Kimmel
ABC, minutes later: We have suspended Jimmy Kimmel
Anti-cancel culture crusader: I sure wish this clear business decision didn’t look so much like censorship!
September 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Trump: Jimmy Kimmel is next
Trump admin: We will definitely exploit this murder to censor our critics
Carr: ABC must fire Jimmy Kimmel
ABC, minutes later: We have suspended Jimmy Kimmel
Anti-cancel culture crusader: I sure wish this clear business decision didn’t look so much like censorship!
Trump admin: We will definitely exploit this murder to censor our critics
Carr: ABC must fire Jimmy Kimmel
ABC, minutes later: We have suspended Jimmy Kimmel
Anti-cancel culture crusader: I sure wish this clear business decision didn’t look so much like censorship!
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this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close
Zach Bryan tried to fight Gavin Adcock at Born & Raised Festival yesterday
Zach Bryan Tried To Fight Gavin Adcock At Born & Raised Festival
The country bros are fighting! Zach Bryan, the Oklahoman singer-songwriter who is known to have a little bit of a temper, made a surprise appearance at his home state’s Born & Raised Festival over the...
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September 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close
This isn’t a they-are-playing-chess-while-we-are-playing-checkers, or 3-D chess, or bringing-a-gun-to-knife-fight, or vice versa situation. This is instead a case of us playing a game with and against ourselves while they fight a war. Against us.
September 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This isn’t a they-are-playing-chess-while-we-are-playing-checkers, or 3-D chess, or bringing-a-gun-to-knife-fight, or vice versa situation. This is instead a case of us playing a game with and against ourselves while they fight a war. Against us.
September 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Night Shift
Risky Business
Bachelor Party
Risky Business
Bachelor Party
Build a trilogy out of 3 unrelated Films.
September 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Night Shift
Risky Business
Bachelor Party
Risky Business
Bachelor Party