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Vancouver got fleeced hard. Wow.
TRADE: The Minnesota Wild pulled off their biggest trade in franchise history Friday night with the blockbuster pickup of Norris Trophy-winning Vancouver Canucks defenseman Quinn Hughes.
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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“No Kings” Houston, TX
June 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Best car in Mario kart? Yeah I think so lol
June 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Sam Reinhart's goal with 19.5 seconds left is the second-latest game-tying goal in Stanley Cup Final history.

The latest? Corey Perry's goal with 18 seconds left in Game 2.

What. A. Series. 🔥
June 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Many years ago someone from NYC on Twitter explained Trump as the uniquely New York Society phenomenon of the "straight queen" and I didn't fully absorb what that meant until I saw this.
the President of the United States, everyone
May 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Every Simpsons fan this morning
May 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Yep.
May 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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SNAP helps millions put food on the table while supporting local farmers and grocers.

Our families and farmers are already feeling the pain of Trump's tariffs—

And now Republicans want to gut this lifeline and take food out of children’s mouths to fund billionaire tax cuts.

So much needless harm.
April 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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80 million Americans get health care through Medicaid.

And instead of making the wealthy pay the taxes they owe, Republicans want to give them a big tax cut by gutting this basic needs program.

They'll be ripping health care from seniors, new moms, kids and millions of others.
April 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Alabama is now in the ‘find out’ stage

Mazda’s Huntsville, Alabama plant just hit pause thanks to Trump’s tariffs.

Nothing says “great economy” like factories shutting down because the guy you overwhelmingly voted for doesn’t know shit about business.

www.al.com/business/202...
Huntsville auto plant pauses production of SUV to counter Trump tariffs
The company did not say how long the suspension will last.
www.al.com
April 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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“Change the channel, Marge!”
April 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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sure what the hell. Announce thirteen billion percent tariffs next. 73 quintillion percent. eleventy gabillion percent. 29 brazillian percent. 35 dodecagorillion percent. who cares.
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I thought having $1000 in cash on you was a deportable offense?
A handbag belonging to Kristi Noem, the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, containing her passport, department security badge and $3,000 in cash was stolen on Sunday at a restaurant in Washington, the department confirmed.
Kristi Noem’s Purse, With Security Badge and $3,000, Is Stolen
The homeland security secretary was dining at a Washington, D.C., restaurant. She also lost her passport and keys.
www.nytimes.com
April 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Fuck your feelings. Isn't that what you all say?
Musk wants to leave politics because he’s tired of ‘attacks’ from the left: report
Speculation of Tesla CEO’s possible departure comes as his influence in the administration appears to wane
www.independent.co.uk
April 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Pope Francis Warns Seals On Jesus’ Tomb Are Weakening
theonion.com/pope-fr...
Pope Francis Warns Seals On Jesus’ Tomb Are Weakening
VATICAN CITY—As he called on the world’s 1.3 billion Catholics to pray for the bonds restraining the messiah to hold fast, Pope Francis warned Tuesday that the seals on Jesus’ tomb were weakening and Christ could escape at any moment. “Citizens of the world, brace yourselves, for soon the Risen Lord will roam the earth anew, unleashing death and destruction on everything in His path,” said the pontiff, adding that the Vatican had worked for centuries to keep Jesus safely bound and locked away in His crypt, but Church teachings had long foretold He would one day come again to visit His murderous wrath upon the children of God. “The death toll could be in the millions. Once Jesus has broken free, no mortal force can contain Him, and He will not rest until His ravenous blood lust has been sated. As we speak, our most powerful cardinals are in the catacombs blessing the seals with all their might, but we don’t know how long they can hold Him back. The King of Kings has finally been roused from His ancient slumber and is ready to feed.” At press time, Pope Francis was reportedly yelling for everyone to save themselves after Jesus had burst forth from His tomb and devoured a group of Swiss Guards that was futilely stabbing Him with their pikes.
theonion.com
April 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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History always has a lesson.
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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“Young Dorothy”

(The Golden Girls prequel)
April 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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April 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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“Well, well, well, what do we have here?” U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi said as she held up the weapon with a rubber glove
theonion.com/doj-pla...
DOJ Plants Gun On Maine
AUGUSTA, ME—In a stunning discovery that linked all 1.4 million residents to a grisly unsolved cold case, the U.S. Department of Justice escalated its attacks on Maine Friday when it allegedly planted a gun on the state. “Well, well, well, what do we have here?” U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi said as she held up […]
theonion.com
April 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr, whose father—a prominent scholar in Middle Eastern Studies and a target or rightwing attacks—was assassinated in 1984.
April 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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album covers with steve buscemi: thread
April 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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From Michael de Adder:
April 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM