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Willow Nightingale does an Eddie Kingston promo.
August 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Willow Nightingale does an Eddie Kingston promo.
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that word lit her up over the middle like Brian Dawkins hitting a crosser
i'm crying laughing. she's literally never seen the word before.
August 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
that word lit her up over the middle like Brian Dawkins hitting a crosser
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feels like everyone needs a video of a beagle eating spaghetti
June 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
feels like everyone needs a video of a beagle eating spaghetti
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I have to watch this multiple times whenever I come across it online, and now you can too.
May 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have to watch this multiple times whenever I come across it online, and now you can too.
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Ura’s not starting off so hot. He’s highly ranked (Maegashira 5) so he gets tough matchups but while I describe him as a ‘joke character’ I mean it endearingly bc his ambitious style of wrestling & exuberant personality in a sport where stoicism is valued is what makes him so beloved & fun to watch.
If you’re new to sumo you may not be familiar with people’s champ Ura.
A former Greco Roman wrestler turned rikishi. He wrestles with a big imagination & a ton of heart, often with hilarious results.
He’s almost like a joke character in fighting games. Be careful tho. Even Dan has an infinite.
A former Greco Roman wrestler turned rikishi. He wrestles with a big imagination & a ton of heart, often with hilarious results.
He’s almost like a joke character in fighting games. Be careful tho. Even Dan has an infinite.
Ura Kazuki's Amazing Winning Techniques - Ultimate Compilation
YouTube video by Don Don
youtu.be
May 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ura’s not starting off so hot. He’s highly ranked (Maegashira 5) so he gets tough matchups but while I describe him as a ‘joke character’ I mean it endearingly bc his ambitious style of wrestling & exuberant personality in a sport where stoicism is valued is what makes him so beloved & fun to watch.
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We’re going to have a masque, an incredible masque, a masque of death, even, if you can believe it. They say “oh you can’t do it you can’t do it in the castle” but we are going to do it I can tell you, we are doing it with so many colors but mainly red, red the most beautiful red you’ve ever seen
March 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We’re going to have a masque, an incredible masque, a masque of death, even, if you can believe it. They say “oh you can’t do it you can’t do it in the castle” but we are going to do it I can tell you, we are doing it with so many colors but mainly red, red the most beautiful red you’ve ever seen
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Quick clippity of standup about the Quebecois accent in English, genuinely one of my favourite accents in the whole world.
March 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Quick clippity of standup about the Quebecois accent in English, genuinely one of my favourite accents in the whole world.
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The funniest thing in TNG is Riker’s total commitment to getting ass
March 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The funniest thing in TNG is Riker’s total commitment to getting ass
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Skinner and Chalmers at the oven
Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand
Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun!
Picard: Your words are mysterious to me
The Borealis! Uncovered!
Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4
Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand
Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun!
Picard: Your words are mysterious to me
The Borealis! Uncovered!
Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4
March 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Skinner and Chalmers at the oven
Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand
Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun!
Picard: Your words are mysterious to me
The Borealis! Uncovered!
Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4
Picard: I’m sorry I don’t understand
Skinner…through the window! His ruse begun!
Picard: Your words are mysterious to me
The Borealis! Uncovered!
Picard: computer begin self destruct sequence Picard 4
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Yup. Microsoft automatically switched me to the $99.99/year version with Spicy Autocomplete. You have to go all the way through "cancel subscription" to be presented these options and get the $69.99/year one you actually chose.
January 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Yup. Microsoft automatically switched me to the $99.99/year version with Spicy Autocomplete. You have to go all the way through "cancel subscription" to be presented these options and get the $69.99/year one you actually chose.
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I have been laughing at this nonstop since Luke posted this, might have to cancel my meetings this afternoon so people don't see me losing my shit.
Had never seen this before I'm crying. How does it just keep getting worse. Bro cooking nothing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NV...
RZA unironically creates a terrible beat for a Guitar Center promo
YouTube video by Nicholas Wilson
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I have been laughing at this nonstop since Luke posted this, might have to cancel my meetings this afternoon so people don't see me losing my shit.
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We're just innocent men
December 2, 2024 at 9:58 PM
We're just innocent men
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I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware:
- the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania
- his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir
- he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post
- the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania
- his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir
- he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware:
- the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania
- his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir
- he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post
- the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania
- his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir
- he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post
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as horrible as it is theres something darkly comic about the Department of Efficiency having 2 chairmen
November 13, 2024 at 3:00 AM
as horrible as it is theres something darkly comic about the Department of Efficiency having 2 chairmen
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all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
November 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
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just testing the current state of blusky with one of my better performing pieces from twitter 🔎
October 18, 2024 at 9:56 PM
just testing the current state of blusky with one of my better performing pieces from twitter 🔎
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Does not matter the context. Does not matter how many times I see it. This image is in my Mt Rushmore of “Will Laugh My Ass Every Time”
June 3, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Does not matter the context. Does not matter how many times I see it. This image is in my Mt Rushmore of “Will Laugh My Ass Every Time”
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As a kid I picked up a library book from my fave series back then. Once I was home and started to read a postcard fell out of the book.
It was addressed to me.
From my best friend.
Who took the same book to her family’s vacation, used the postcard as a bookmark, and forgot to send it.
It was addressed to me.
From my best friend.
Who took the same book to her family’s vacation, used the postcard as a bookmark, and forgot to send it.
June 3, 2024 at 11:40 PM
As a kid I picked up a library book from my fave series back then. Once I was home and started to read a postcard fell out of the book.
It was addressed to me.
From my best friend.
Who took the same book to her family’s vacation, used the postcard as a bookmark, and forgot to send it.
It was addressed to me.
From my best friend.
Who took the same book to her family’s vacation, used the postcard as a bookmark, and forgot to send it.
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Moore’s Law is incredible: in 1999, you could only fit 3 Gecs onto a single compact disc; today you can fit 10,000
January 14, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Moore’s Law is incredible: in 1999, you could only fit 3 Gecs onto a single compact disc; today you can fit 10,000
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standing over the sink eating three of the cookies i made muttering labor is entitled to all it creates
January 14, 2024 at 1:58 AM
standing over the sink eating three of the cookies i made muttering labor is entitled to all it creates
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you're God damned right I support the Onion Union and so should you
There are 28 days left until our contract expires. ReSkeet to let G/O Media know you support The Onion Union and its right to a fair contract! ✊✊
January 10, 2024 at 7:04 PM
you're God damned right I support the Onion Union and so should you
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where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.
January 5, 2024 at 6:16 PM
where is the walter goggins fandom on bluesky. reskeet if you are a true GOG DOG.
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I thought Heat vs. Raptors was decided 65 million years ago
December 7, 2023 at 12:33 AM
I thought Heat vs. Raptors was decided 65 million years ago