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The Dutton Family Potato Farm
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Whichever way you look at it, Peter Dutton is still a cunt
From the warped mind that brought you @DimTimWilsonMP and @Lieberal_Aus (the latter permanently blacklisted) over on that other social media wasteland
Irony was clearly lost on the MP who loved family values so much that he had 2 of them
I'm just leaving this here #auspol
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
$5 says GOP members of Congress are still too scared of #DonaldTrump to impeach him even if the Epstein files prove him to be the actual sex pest the rest of the world already knows him to be, let alone convict him and remove him from office. None of them have the balls to hold DJT accountable
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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10/10, no notes.
'The Onion' Just Brilliantly Ripped Trump With A Brutal Headline After Damning Epstein Emails
www.comicsands.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
@realmagdaszubanski.bsky.social the entire country, and beyond is behind you <3
May 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I suspect the only reason he did this was because he can't spell "adjudicated rapist", let alone the tens of millions of other words others use to describe the orange skid mark in chief
Donald Trump has sent out a letter banning everyone from calling him a felon with instant dismissal for all who disobey.

But he can't fire us.

Donald Trump is a Felon.
Donald Trump is a Felon.
Donald Trump is a Felon.
Donald Trump is a Felon.
February 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Could be Trump, could be Dutton
He is evil.

As soon as you accept that, every last bit of it makes sense.
February 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
#DicksonVotes has selected an independent candidate to run against both @alifrance.bsky.social & @peterduttonmpposts.bsky.social. In 2022, Dutton won by <1700 votes (Dickson had 3996 informal votes).
Incumbent Leaders to lose seat federally:
LNP: 3
(as PM: 2007 & 1929, as Oppn leader: 1952)
ALP: 0
February 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
#AlanJones presented himself in front of a waiting media today to bleat about how police did not "warn him" before his arrest. How exactly did Mr Jones not know for those of us who don't have the Police Commissioner on our personal payroll, "warning" of pending charges is NOT A THING?
December 18, 2024 at 5:25 AM
And yet despite there being people who are smarter than your average dead cockroach, those that aren't still manage to exist...Elevation of demonstrable idiots to positions of power in public health will be a hands-on example as to why these measures were necessary
I keep going round my house locking all the doors each night and yet, I’ve never been robbed.
Nobody I know has been robbed in years.
We kinda don’t need door locks any longer.
December 15, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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“Yes, we did fuck up the roll out of a few car parks.

"And yes we did fuck up the roll out of the NBN while at the same time making it more expensive.

"But when it comes to building high-tech enriched uranium reactors, we’re the guys for the job”.

theshovel.com.au/2023/09/20/p...
Party That Was Unable to Build Commuter Car Park Unveils Plans to Build 7 Nuclear Reactors — The Shovel
"When it comes to implementing six dozen high-tech enriched uranium reactors and then safely storing the waste, we’re the guys for the job"
theshovel.com.au
December 13, 2024 at 4:12 AM
I'm looking to go out with a bang on X and am looking for ideas from those who have already been banned by the pedo protector in charge of X. Calling him and DJT f***wits or c**ts hasn't worked, so I clearly need to up my game. Any ideas?
December 10, 2024 at 12:29 PM
What the actual...
If you've ever woken up mid-surgery, it's not something you want to repeat again in a hurry. Happened to me with ankle / foot surgery when I was ~10 (must've only been for a few min). Unrelated note: fell out of bed with a half leg in plaster that same admission. Still remember it
December 8, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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The thing about creating a country where anyone can access guns is that you have created a country where anyone can access guns.

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/06/o...
Opinion | The Rage and Glee That Followed a C.E.O.’s Killing Should Ring All Alarms
It echoes another era of extreme inequality and extreme violence.
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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A democracy cannot survive when a single private citizen can effectively purchase the presidency.

And I won’t even mention that his citizenship was most likely obtained through fraud.
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 AM
MSM: The sun shines out of Peter Dutton's Arse
The Truth: Peter Dutton has only ever talked out of his arse, and only ever WILL talk out of his arse at the expense of every single voter he has actively screwed over for well over 2 decades
December 6, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Attention Republican Hypocrites and complicit MSM companies: Call your next POTUS for the ACTUALLY CORRUPT, convicted felon who is unfit to live on this planet, let alone serve as POTUS, or kindly fuck off and literally stick your heads up your rectums so far as to asphyxiate yourselves immediately
December 3, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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Thou shalt not accuse others of being criminals when you just made a criminal the commander in chief. Thou shalt stop being a gigantic hypocrite every second of thy life.
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
@albomp.bsky.social Please NEVER, EVER mix your metaphors when referring to fighting for your political life EVER AGAIN:

It's leaving NOTHING IN THE TANK and ALL OUT ON THE FIELD. Two different metaphors. Please don't let your legacy be that of the anti-zinger!
Albo leaving nothing on the field is the very definition of his performance and ability #auspol
#Albo can't even get his sporting cliches right. You leave *it all* on the field, as anyone who has done it would know. www.smh.com.au/polit... #repost
1/2
November 30, 2024 at 7:24 AM
A worse loss than only winning 3 seats? Theoretically, if voters across the country have ANY CLUE what they're voting for, this should be replicated nationally in the next 6 months
#BREAKING 🚨 WA Liberal leader Libby Mettam says her partyroom will ‘consider’ the leadership, after polling in the West Australian showed them ‘on the brink’ of a loss worse than 2021

The Libs currently have 3 lower house MPs, with the Nationals serving as official opposition
November 26, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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Federal government to cut music therapy from the NDIS from 2 December. It's been part of the scheme since day 1. The Australian Music Therapy Association was not consulted & has not been given a reason. They are asking for a pause on the decision. #auspol www.austmta.org.au/news-item/17...
Australian Music Therapy Association Inc.
www.austmta.org.au
November 25, 2024 at 10:13 PM
The problem with an AI engine being part of a social media platform is that it's highly suggestible.

The advantage of this is that when you ask it a question and you don't like the answer it gives, you can guide the AI to the correct conclusion
November 26, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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These announcements are satire. SURELY.

I'm emailing out cartoons like this one every weekday. Sign up to join in the fun because at this stage we have to laugh or we'll cry
meganjherbert.substack.com/publish/home
November 20, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I'm going to use some strong language here. Queensland is not backwards, we're an early warning system.

Australia, if you don't stop fucking around & concentrate on the nation's issues this Joh descendent is going to be the next PM. Do you understand what that means? #auspol
November 22, 2024 at 1:37 PM
The downfall of X is freeing. Having found the better option here, I no longer GAF if my X profiles are restricted and as such see no point in censoring posts on that profile (that in itself renders my 2nd X profile redundant)
November 19, 2024 at 7:15 AM
I'd say something to the effect of Fuck Alan Jones, but I don't want him to see that as an endorsement of his behaviour
November 18, 2024 at 2:16 PM